Thursday, July 28, 2005

Sienna Miller scraps Jude

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Sienna Miller called off her engagement with slimy Jude Law despite his "vain attempts to patch things up."

"She is too angry to forgive him. She's told him in no uncertain terms that she never wants to see him again," her friend told The Sun.

Now reports say Sienna wasn't the angel she portrayed anyway. While with Jude, she would text message her ex, model David Neville! Bad Sienna. You may get to see how bad she actually is. Sienna is "distraught after learning nude photographs of her and ex-boyfriend Neville were stolen from the male model's London home." Matter of time.

The Sun

10 comments:

  1. here's one of her text messages:

    "neal.thx4lstnite.mylegsrstillshakn.yors4evr.sm."

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  2. HaHA!!!! I really wish it was possible to express the level of your laughter on the internet. I'm going to start my own rating system when referring to the laugh factor. I'm at 10. Thanks as usual Neal! You killed Allycat ya know.

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  3. How did Neal kill Allycat? Allycat's been purring at me!

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  4. Seriously....so funny

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  5. ouch miz...

    meowwww MK she DOES, she does! Neal killed her with his wit and charm

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  6. holy crap. orange hair? who? how? why?!

    wanna see terrible hair?
    this is my "police lineup" photo.

    go to:

    http://www.nealgardner.com/images/blog/
    mohawk.jpg

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  7. neal you are one hot bitch!

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