thank you for your active role in starvation. as a token of our appreciation to your commitment to the cause, we would like to formally invite you to become our goodwill embassador. as a third world nation, we believe that you truly embody the spirit of our nation's people: cheerful, compassionate, and emaciated. you are cordially invited to attend a gala festival in our nation's capital to mark the historic ocassion. there, we hope you will enjoy our national pasttime: dehydration. we would like to have had a feast planned, but unfortunately, we are a third world nation.
You know you need help when your purse is bigger than you.
ReplyDeletePlease... Someone who loves this chick, feed her.
Why does she always look like she's squinting? I don't get it.
ReplyDeletenicole ritchie:
ReplyDeletethank you for your active role in starvation. as a token of our appreciation to your commitment to the cause, we would like to formally invite you to become our goodwill embassador. as a third world nation, we believe that you truly embody the spirit of our nation's people: cheerful, compassionate, and emaciated.
you are cordially invited to attend a gala festival in our nation's capital to mark the historic ocassion. there, we hope you will enjoy our national pasttime: dehydration. we would like to have had a feast planned, but unfortunately, we are a third world nation.
sincerely,
a third world nation.
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i missed you, gabsmash!-neal.
Pffffft. Neal I thought that was spam..so, so funny..soooo glad youre back xoxo
ReplyDeleteShe could just crawl right in that bag. Think anyone would miss her?
ReplyDeletethose wrists are gonna snap like twigs if she has to make a u-turn.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with those fvcking sneakers she is always wearing lately.
ReplyDeleteAwful!