Don't forget to carry a random small animal. Paris has recently purchased a small monkey named "Baby Luv." Reports said that the monkey attacked her while she was shopping recently. Pffffft!!!!
The monkey bit Paris and clawed at her face as she entered the Agent Provocateur shop with the simian on her shoulder. Luckily, the 'Simple Life' star managed to pull the monkey off her face and then hooked Baby Luv on a leash which she attached to a cabinet so she could shop in peace.
Wish the monkey would have bitten off her hook nose. THAT would have been news.
ReplyDeleteIf there is a God that will all be caught on video.
ReplyDeleteDAMMIT! My assassin ferrets failed at their mission!! Now I must wait and see if the monkey can finish the job . . .
ReplyDeleteshrimp!! who is training these gnawing animals? what next? a kangaroo rat? you better succeed this time!
ReplyDeletethe monkey will have his own reality show next year.
ReplyDeleteBanana rat! Good idea . . . or nutria! I'll put them on my list of potential assassins.
ReplyDeleteSo many celebs . . . so little time.
man, what is it with her and taking pictures??
ReplyDeleteopen mouth, insert dong.
whoops, did I say that?? :)
well at least if she has an interview the monkey can do the talking.
ReplyDeletewhen is PETA going to go after her?
ReplyDeleteMAKE HER STOP! Who would buy a Paris Hilton Chopper...this is WAY outta control!
ReplyDeletei would love to see that monkey bite her ear off
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