Sunday, April 02, 2006

Celeb quote of the day



"Every man should know that I am not another notch in the belt, that's for sure."

Jessica Simpson

6 comments:

  1. Wow, she looks like CRAP!!!

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  2. All she needs is a good hair-tease and she could be a young Tammy Faye Baker with all of that make-up. yikes!

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  3. "I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!"

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  4. "...I mean, I'm not JUST a notch. I'm at least two notches far shar!

    Now...who was I procreating with this week?"

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  5. Dear Jessica,

    There IS a limit as to how much collagen you can put into your lips. Please tone it down a notch.

    Thanks,

    Jenni

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  6. Jessica, when you blow every guy you meet....that's not counted as a notch.

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