Monday, August 20, 2007

Sharapova is 'like a dead frog' in the sack



Adam Levine of Maroon 5 says Maria Sharapova is horrible in bed. The pair dated briefly back in 2005, after meeting at her 18th birthday party - but their romance fell apart fast.

Levine told Russian magazine Exile, "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny." Dude, that is B A D.

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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:30 AM

    And do you believe this low-life looser really slept with Maria Sharapova? Oh please!

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  2. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Maybe Adam's dick is peanut size so she just wanted to concentrate herself on "coitus".

    80spornstar

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  3. Anonymous8:48 AM

    TOOL. Even if it's true, you don't kiss and tell.

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  4. Anonymous10:14 AM

    oh it's not true maria is a nice person and beside she gave honor to her country, and i think if they dated adam would be lucky

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  5. Anonymous10:14 AM

    oh it's not true maria is a nice person and beside she gave honor to her country, and i think if they dated adam would be lucky

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  6. Anonymous10:17 AM

    maria's respect to herself so much and please if they date together and broke up his stupid...

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  7. Anonymous10:17 AM

    maria's respect to herself so much and please if they date together and broke up his stupid...

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