tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post112204257983977076..comments2024-03-21T04:26:45.033-05:00Comments on Gabsmash: Poor CourtneyGabshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07193695807007532475noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1122062990633136572005-07-22T15:09:00.000-05:002005-07-22T15:09:00.000-05:00Hard to love Courtney. Hay, hard tolike anythingab...Hard to love Courtney. Hay, hard tolike anythingabout her. I'll give her benefit of the doubt and hope she just has a fragile body (too much drug use) and maybe the heat wave really did get to her.<BR/><BR/>She hasn't lifted her panties on Letterman in awhile, so maybe she's trying her best to stay sober. When she doesn't make news... that's news.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1122058119951524782005-07-22T13:48:00.000-05:002005-07-22T13:48:00.000-05:00translation:Love said, "I don't quite know what ha...translation:<BR/><BR/>Love said, "I don't quite know what happened,"...<BR/><BR/>...because her face was buried on some guy's pelvis and she couldn't quite see or hear what was going on around her.<BR/><BR/>"It was very hot"...<BR/><BR/>ummmm...<BR/><BR/>"I had two Diet Cokes"...<BR/><BR/>Columbian Marching Powder for the calorie-counting generation?<BR/><BR/>"I started feeling really woozy."<BR/><BR/>translation: "I usually don't swallow, but the guy offered me a fresh, new twenty."<BR/><BR/>"I decided to go to the private cabana"...<BR/><BR/>...to visit the cabana boy, who is hung like a Clydesdale.<BR/><BR/>"I woke up in hospital on a breathing machine."...<BR/><BR/>...with a weird feeling of deja vu.<BR/><BR/>"They didn't keep me there long."...<BR/><BR/>...because I hadn't paid the bill on my last 837 visits.<BR/><BR/>(sorry for the long post, but i despise courtney love)neal gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14201049471234984485noreply@blogger.com