tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post112445986644901834..comments2024-03-21T04:26:45.033-05:00Comments on Gabsmash: Celeb quote of the dayGabshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07193695807007532475noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1124669098408303232005-08-21T19:04:00.000-05:002005-08-21T19:04:00.000-05:00i re-quote reese witherspoon on jess, 'i'm a bimbo...i re-quote reese witherspoon on jess, 'i'm a bimbo, isn't that cute?'<BR/><BR/>so true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1124498576442339872005-08-19T19:42:00.000-05:002005-08-19T19:42:00.000-05:00LOL that was awesome!LOL that was awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1124481605202815492005-08-19T15:00:00.000-05:002005-08-19T15:00:00.000-05:00no, those are stretch marks around her mouth, thou...no, those are stretch marks around her mouth, though..Mike V.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11447125621060874022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1124475113205405172005-08-19T13:11:00.000-05:002005-08-19T13:11:00.000-05:00Are those stretch marks on her tits? Not that ther...Are those stretch marks on her tits? Not that there is anything wrong with that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1124467331335109622005-08-19T11:02:00.000-05:002005-08-19T11:02:00.000-05:00mike v: holy crap.LOL!time for another list...thin...mike v: holy crap.LOL!<BR/><BR/>time for another list...<BR/><BR/>things jessica simpson hasn't mastered:<BR/>1. The universal language of Esperanto<BR/>2. Jumping through the flaming ring<BR/>3. Popping and locking<BR/>4. Pleasuring Nick with the enormous strap-on that a stripper in Miami gave him<BR/>5. trying to comprehend how the ship got in the bottle<BR/>6. controlling the weather <BR/>7. zippers, shoelaces, and all of those pesky clothes fasteners<BR/>8. chicken or tuna... chicken or tuna...<BR/>9.what <I>is</I> the sound of one hand clapping?<BR/>10. songwriting.neal gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14201049471234984485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12307536.post-1124465096075153382005-08-19T10:24:00.000-05:002005-08-19T10:24:00.000-05:00well, when you haven't mastered the use of your pr...well, when you haven't mastered the use of your prehensile thumbs...Mike V.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11447125621060874022noreply@blogger.com