JT - Was the hotness. Totally fab performance last night. I also found Timbaland to be way too cute.
Cici - Was looking too much like a really good post-op tranny, although her hair was on point.
Pink - Drowning in the abyss of her own manufactured hostility. Let it go, sweetie. Middle school was weird for everyone, but that was a long time ago.
Xtina - SHE IS SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER OOMPA LOOMPA MYSTIC TAN LETS ON.
Beyonce - Gets snaps for that dance thing she did in the trench coat. Unfortunately, Mama Tina strikes again in that monstrous getup she had on UNDER the coat.
P-Hil - Needed to calm down with that skirt and those boots. Her face was looking even more mannish than usual.
J-Simp - Looked whorish with her ass-cheeks hanging out of that Mariah Carey minidress and her jokes weren't funny. Maybe because she couldn't s-s-say them.
Marc and Cancer Patient - JLo is finally, in an unfortunate denoument, succumbing to whatever infectious disease is sucking the life out of her husband's under eyes. I almost want to submit her to Make A Wish.
Fergie - Needs to comb her hair and not steal MIA's beats.
JT - Was the hotness. Totally fab performance last night. I also found Timbaland to be way too cute.
ReplyDeleteCici - Was looking too much like a really good post-op tranny, although her hair was on point.
Pink - Drowning in the abyss of her own manufactured hostility. Let it go, sweetie. Middle school was weird for everyone, but that was a long time ago.
Xtina - SHE IS SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER OOMPA LOOMPA MYSTIC TAN LETS ON.
Beyonce - Gets snaps for that dance thing she did in the trench coat. Unfortunately, Mama Tina strikes again in that monstrous getup she had on UNDER the coat.
P-Hil - Needed to calm down with that skirt and those boots. Her face was looking even more mannish than usual.
J-Simp - Looked whorish with her ass-cheeks hanging out of that Mariah Carey minidress and her jokes weren't funny. Maybe because she couldn't s-s-say them.
Marc and Cancer Patient - JLo is finally, in an unfortunate denoument, succumbing to whatever infectious disease is sucking the life out of her husband's under eyes. I almost want to submit her to Make A Wish.
Fergie - Needs to comb her hair and not steal MIA's beats.