Friday, March 27, 2009
Yum as hell Paul Walker hits the beach. Just ignore the cute chick by his side...
Director calls out Joaquin
Catwoman is out! Look, look!
Andy Roddick and his balls
Eddie Cibrian...so happy!
Pete & Ashlee...over? Maybe Ash can wear pink again
Gag me with a burger
Mom kills and eats friend in front of 7-year-old. Uhhh...friend?
Giant penis on a roof
Woman arrested for drunk driving three times in three days
Posted by Gabs at 1:04 PM
Madonna has filed adoption papers for a child in Malawi, according to the AP. A source says that she's visiting Malawi this weekend and that a court could hear her adoption case as early as this Monday. Rumor is she is adding a little girl to her family.
The New York Daily News reported earlier this week that Madge's adoption attempt could be hindered since she is a single, dating mama. "Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes," a senior official from Malawi's Ministry of Women and Child Welfare Development said. "Her relationships may negatively affect the adoption of Mercy."
Madge recently told a Malawi newspaper, "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government."
Update: Madonna is adopting a 3-year-old little girl named Mercy James
Update #2, No adoption
Posted by Gabs at 5:51 AM
Thursday, March 19, 2009
OK! is gossing that Katie Holmes is pregnant again and she is just "over the moon." Of course she is... And it's a miracle! It's unbelievable! You have no idea!
Friends of the fam told the mag, "They are deliriously happy that Suri will be a big sister. They've always planned on expanding their family."
"Katie, 30, and Tom, 46, have shared the news with only a small group of friends and family, preferring to wait until she's at least three months along before going public," OK! posted. Uhhh....
Posted by Gabs at 11:46 AM
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Mayer mood swing....breaks it off with Jen Aniston again. Ugh...just stay away from that slippery dude!
Sarah Palin's daughter will be a single mom
Angelina finds Brad rubbing down the nanny in their bedroom, so she beats Brad and fires the slut!
Madonna steals 12-year-old daughter's look. That's what happens when you date a guy 28 years younger...
Mandy Moore got married
Britney has a new boyfriend
Want to laugh until you cry? Council member farts, really LOUD, during hearing
Man survives 180-foot jump into Niagara Falls, tried to push away rescuers
10-year-old girl decapitated by a crocodile in a Philippine lake after her canoe was knocked over...Good God
Woman gets father's WWII dog tags...65 years later
Museum finds "secret" message in Lincoln's watch
Spring break is here! Drunk 20-year-old falls from motel roof-lands on face
Lesbian suing after her high school principal told her she could not wear a tuxedo to her prom.
Posted by Gabs at 8:45 AM
Monday, March 09, 2009
"Angry Californians" went crazy nuts in a protest against Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1A budget plan to increase sales tax and motor license payments in Cali. The steaming activists waved placards and also decapitated latex Schwarzenegger heads. I'll be back!!
Shwarz says his initiative is "absolutely essential for the short-term and long-term survival and prosperity of cash-strapped California." Citizens will vote in May....
Posted by Gabs at 3:25 PM
Friday, March 06, 2009
Jerry Hall thinks dating young boys is "creepy." Jerry, 52, divorced Mick Jagger back in 1999 and they share four children- Elizabeth, 25, James, 23, Georgia, 17, and Gabriel, 11.
She says, "I personally find having a sexual relationship with people in their twenties incredibly boring. I much prefer older people. People in their twenties listen to such horrible music. They haven't the same references... And I find it a bit creepy if you're having sex with people the same age as your children." I'm guessing she's not on team Madge... Mick Jagger, 65, is currently dating designer L'Wren Scott, 41.
Contact Music/PR Photos
Posted by Gabs at 10:05 AM
He's back. Michael Jackson at his "This Is It!" 10 Show Concert Tour press conference. Michael will perform ten concerts in London this summer. "This is it. These will be my final shows in London. This is it. I mean it, because, I don't know."
"I will be performing the songs my fans want to hear. This is the final curtain call. I love you so much. I really do. You have to know that," Jackson told his crying fans. "I'll see you in July."
USA Today/PR Photos
Posted by Gabs at 8:02 AM
Vince Vaughn is engaged to his girlfriend Kyla Weber, according to People. He has a girlfriend? Weber's father Ken told the Montreal Gazette about the engagement.
"Vaughn, 38, and Weber, a 29-year-old Calgary real-estate agent, have maintained a low-profile relationship that included a romantic getaway to Bora Bora last September." Vaughn's rep declined to comment.
Posted by Gabs at 7:31 AM
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Madonna hit number one on PETA's "Worst-Dressed" Celebrities list 09'. Damn fur-wearing cougar! Her 22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, is only 10 years older than her daughter Lourdes. Still can't get over that. Go Madge.
"When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984," PETA says. "We know that she's on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar," they said. Obviously in her case it does...in a big way.
Who else made the list?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
"Because fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls."
"'Maggot' has gone from being lost in her brother's shadow to being lost inside some really ugly fur coats. Where is her fashion sense? Maybe Christian Bale dropped her on her head during an action sequence in The Dark Knight."
"Kanye rants about not winning Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards, but what he really deserves is a 'lifetime bereavement award' for all the corpses in his closet. Kanye, we love the quirky suits, but you can't claim to be 'the voice of this generation' while flaunting fur, which is old-school and cruel."
US Weekly/PETA/PR Photos
Posted by Gabs at 10:54 AM
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Madonna and her 22-year-old boyfriend... The 20-year-old ex-girlfriend is yacking.
The Bachelor turns out to be The Loser
Celeb hand bras
Paris H's new steady is that hot, baseball playing guy from The Hills. Lucky beeutch.
Lohan goes Jew for her boyfriend
Miley and her model jogging. He really is nice on the eyes.
Angelina with bangs filming "Salt"
Real Housewife sues her former publicist for describing her accurately
Fish with human faces in South Korea...I'm scarred for life.
Woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of chicken nuggets. Seriously.
Five people claim ownership of 840-pound emerald, worth $400 million
Posted by Gabs at 11:01 AM