Friday, December 28, 2007

Friday Gab

Jack Osbourne gots the chub back

Big news...The female version of Travis Barker is bloated

David Spade has a new girlfriend

Who is the father of Jamie Lynn's baby? Good God.

Crazy old lady raisins!

The cameltoe twins

What will 2008 bring Mischa? Can only get better.

Brad & Angelina love them some fast food

Naked Victoria's Secret models

Dad buys 10 year old daughter an MP3 player at Walmart...finds it preloaded with porn

Super chihuahua helps police find thief

Student wins lotto, kisses school goodbye

Store owner finds 6 fur coats...stored 30 years ago


Madonna's film to debut in Berlin

Madonna's short film "Filth and Wisdom" will premiere at the upcoming Berlin Film Festival. No word on whether Madonna will travel to Germany for the event.

Eugene Hutz, Richard E. Grant and Stephen Graham star in the movie. Madonna's flick will be screened out of competition. The festival starts up on February 7


My fancy house in London town

Sexy couple Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in London


Texas gals

Ashlee Simpson and her mom, Tina in Dallas


Sean Penn is a single man

Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright Penn are divorcing after 11 years of marriage. The couple have two children together, daughter Dylan Frances, 16, and son Hopper Jack, 14.


Thursday, December 27, 2007

Brendan Fraser ends his marriage

Brendan Fraser and his wife, Afton, are splitting up after 9 years of marriage. "They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship," said his publicist, Ina Treciokas. The couple wed back in 1998 and have three children.


Mischa Barton busted...DUI and narcotics

TMZ is reporting that Mischa Baron has been arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license. Just keeping up with the crowd, right?

The former "O.C." star was pulled over early this morning around 3AM driving in West Hollywood. She is being held on $10,000 bail.

Photo: TMZ

Let's play a little matchy-match

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton hit St Barts for the holidays

Britney....sleeping with the enemy

Britney Spears selected a random dude in a paparazzi crowd and took him back to her hotel last Saturday. "Adnan" the British photog was the chosen one.

Britney picked him from a group of about 40 paps that were following her around Los Angeles. Spears zipped around and visited four different gas stations while the paparazzi chased her. According to WENN, "It was bizarre. No one knew what she was doing. At one point, she pulled over on the freeway and invited a paparazzi into her car. She seemed to be having a lot of fun." Seriously, how is that fun?

Spears ended up in Adnan's car, and they drove off into the night. So romantic. The photog was spotted leaving her hotel the next morning. Maybe they made a nice sex tape together. Hot off the press!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Bundle up safety pup

Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet in NYC


Lynne Spears is moving forward with her book

Extra reports that Lynne Spears is moving forward with her family story. In addition, Thomas Nelson, Inc. claims that the new book "is not a manual on how to parent: It's a warning."

"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it's simply not true," said Michael S. Hyatt, president and CEO of Thomas Nelson. "Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."

He added, "We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing by Lynne and her family during this difficult time." Rumors surfaced saying the book would be put off indefinitely, after 16-year-old Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy. The book's original release was set for 2008.


Baby in a bottle

A very preg Christina Aguilera around town


Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Poughkeepsie Tapes......

In 2001, police in Poughkeepsie New York made a shocking discovery—ten bodies buried in the backyard of a residential house. Astonishingly, that was only the beginning.

Inside the home, police uncovered over 800 neatly organized videotapes detailing the exploits of one man’s decade-long crime spree. The most disturbing part of the find, was that the killer had filmed all of the footage himself—from his first moments stalking his victims to their last seconds alive.

THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES examines the homicides—incorporating interviews from criminal experts, testimony from the only victim ever rescued alive, and chilling footage shot from the killer's own camera. All of which document the twisted path of a serial killer as never before.

Beginning in 1988, a wave of missing person reports and unsolved murders from New York to Pennsylvania, began to alarm law enforcement officials. Many of the strange disappearances and dead victims held similarities. Soon the authorities realized they were dealing with a serial killer. The hunt to identify and capture the killer was layered with troubling facts and haunting events, eventually ending at the house where the tapes were found. Unfortunately, the discovery left more questions than answers. Did the killer leave the tapes intentionally? Do the tapes hold hidden clues? Is he still active?

This film dares to show what has never been presented to the public before—the evidence, the puzzle, and the footage of THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES. Opens in theaters February 8, 2008.


Courtesy of MGM STUDIOS, INC.

Gab some and run

Has it really been that long since we've seen Janine Turner?

Michael Jackson tapes his face together

Tony Parker sues X17 over affair story...Oh, we believe you now Tony

Ashlee Simpson is pissed that the 16 year old stole her spotlight

Lohan is gay again

Britney wants her kids tested for marijuana

Who is turning 50 in 2008?

SAG nominations announced

Surgeon in trouble after taking photos of patients tattooed penis. Um, gross.

237 dogs removed from Texas woman's home

100 arrested for not having toilets

Thieves steal two Picasso paintings

Teacher tells high school student he will give her an A in exchange for oral sex


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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Bony meets crazy

X17 caught Renee Zellweger and Alec Baldwin enjoying dinner at the "romantic" Waverly Inn restaurant in NYC. They report the two slithered out separately. You know the drill. They are doing it. Schweaty balls.


Romo and Simpson....delay of game

Rumor is Tony Romo has been told to put his romance with Jessica Simpson on hold so he can concentrate 100%- with it being so close to the end of the NFL season.

A source claims that one team official has suggested to Simpson that it would "be in Tony's best interest" if they chilled out for a couple of weeks.

Simpson thinks it's funny- she's supposedly "just as anxious as other Cowboys fans to see Romo lead the team to the 50th Super Bowl championship." Ya big silly.

Sun Times...Thanks Mel

Aguilera plans for pain-free birth

Word is Christina Aguilera has scheduled a C-section for January 10, so she can "avoid the pain of natural childbirth." Whatever you need to tell yourself....

Despite already throwing a baby shower earlier this month, Christina is planning another shower for her "close friends."

"Christina will be having a second baby shower at the Hotel Bel-Air over Christmas with just her friends because she doesn't have enough"

Xtina is said to be considering the names Jackson, Jake and Max for their first-born. "Although Christina and Jordan want to make up their minds on a name before the birth, part of them wants to wait and see what the baby's personality is like before assigning a name for life."


If I pose like this......

My stomach looks normal. Right?.. Right???

Wrong. Bitch is looking scarier by the minute....Tara Reid in Bali


Fergie is a freak in the bed

"It's a part of me, but expanded. It's very sexual,and I am a very sexual person, behind closed doors. I am a freak. That's the part of my personality I'm playing with in those songs: flirty, sexual, but not promiscuous. I'm basically a tease-- take it or leave it."

Fergie, to Blender Magazine regarding her "over the top and sexually-charged songs" via Access

Queen Latifah called Jenny

Queen Latifah has signed up to be the latest celebrity spokesperson for Jenny Craig. "We officially confirm that Queen Latifah will join the Jenny Craig program in January," says Scott Parker, Jenny Craig's VP of marketing. "We are thrilled to have Queen Latifah support our mission of improving health by taking her first step toward achieving a more healthful lifestyle."

"Queen Latifah joins forces with Jenny Craig to communicate the importance of how small lifestyle changes, in the areas of diet and exercise, can have positive effects on overall health."

Lily Allen is with child

Lily Allen is pregnant with her first child, according to People. Allen has been dating
the Chemical Brothers' Ed Simons for a couple of months.

"As the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy," her rep said. "The couple will be making no further comment but they are obviously both thrilled by the news." Allen is 22. Oh yeah, Britney Spears' sister is pregnant too. She is 16

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Wind blown Papillion

Renee Zellweger in NY...Not feeling the hairstyle


Hay Yahh!

Matthew McConaughey cut his face and received stitches last week while training for his new movie The Grackle

His rep said, "Matthew was doing training, based on the principles of the Ultimate Fighting Championships, when he suffered a cut face which required medical treatment and stitches." He was seen sporting a bandage over his left eye.....

Monday, December 17, 2007

Pam Anderson has filed for divorce

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are getting divorced after two months of marriage....shocker of the year! Anderson filed for her 50th divorce on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences. Meaning... we really just wanted to get married, do a reality show, make bank *then* bail. Next.


Update: The fake reunion is back on....Great material for her reality show

Gab someone and tell them you love 'em

Oh look, Victoria Beckham has a turkey wattle hidden in her armpit

No wonder Jennifer Love was so defensive

Shiloh is better than Suri

Rihanna needs to change up her act

Have a little nausea...

Damage control hits Tony and Eva

What a lovely blow up doll

Mandy Moore looks charming

Two new undocumented mammals discovered- a giant rat and a nice pygmy possum

NYC man falls 47 stories, at 124 mph and survives

Black Fox TV reporter turns white....

Florida woman has 10 husbands...Jesus, why?

Canadian man gets $83,700 phone bill



Tara Reid in Australia...what is she doing to herself?


Update: Reid is recovering after collapsing at a Christmas party in Bali over the weekend. She was taken to a local hospital, where she was treated for cuts and bruises and released. Time to EAT!

Tiger's cub

Tiger Woods and his baby girl Sam Alexis


Texas says...Dump Jessica!

The Dallas Cowboys played The Eagles yesterday and lost 10-6. Texas radio and commentary is already buzzing with "Romo needs to dump Jessica" this morning.

Defense had a great game, but poor Romo couldn't complete any passes because Jessica was staring him down from the lux a Cowboy's jersey. What? Isn't that what you do after dating for a couple of weeks? How high schoolish. Was his letter jacket behind her seat?

Romo ended the game with a rating of just 22.2 – the worst ever in his entire career. Ironically, his previous low was last December, when Carrie Underwood was in the stands. Pattern?

The Dallas Morning News says when Jessica hopped out of Romo's SUV before the game, a female fan yelled, "Worry about the game- not your girlfriend!" Nice try lady.

Dallas radio dudes Lex and Terry have offered any fan $1000 if they are caught at the next Cowboy's game in a freeze shot wearing a "Dump Jessica" t-shirt.

"They played well; we didn't play well," coach Wade Phillips said. "That's what it came down to." We hope for the Cowboy's sake that this isn't one of Papa Joe's publicity stunts.

Update: Sources say Jessica has rented a house for an "extended stay" in a North Dallas neighborhood. Later Super Bowl.

Image: I'm Not Obsessed

Thanks Mel!

Friday, December 14, 2007

God, I am SO over short people.....

Beautiful Karolina Kurkova on a shoot in St. Barts

Superior Pics

It's time to go, go, go

Word is Amy Winehouse is planning a trip to rehab in the New Year. But first, she is planning a nice, big crack party at her new London flat over the holidays.

Amy's pal told The Sun, "She has agreed she will sort her life out in the New Year. Her team is sending her on a one-week rehab and detox treatment course in Israel."

"But she is going to throw a party at her new flat in east London over Christmas - which will probably be a messy affair." Messy? What if she pulls the overdose everyone has been waiting for?

They say Amy wants to clean herself up before the Grammy Awards on February 10. She has been nominated for six awards. "She wants to give the performance of her life in Los Angeles." If she makes it.....

Digital Spy

The clash of Reese

Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn are currently filming Four Christmases together, and word is they aren't too cool on the set.

According to reports "the shoot is being hampered by the pair's arguments over Vaughn's laid-back attitude to work." Seems as though Vince is a little too mellow for Reese.

A source tells the New York Daily News, "Vince rolls onto set in the morning looking like he just came in from a night out, while Reese will arrive early looking camera-ready. Then Reese tries to force Vince into blocking out each scene and running through their lines as Vince tries to convince her that he's an ad-libber and wants to play around and see where the scene goes. She's a one-take perfectionist and Vince likes to try it a few different ways. Sometimes Vince will be standing behind her and he has this look on his face that he just wants to kill her!"

NY Daily News

Minnelli collapses on stage

Liza Minnelli collapsed as she was leaving the stage during a Christmas performance in Sweden. She returned to the US yesterday for treatment, her rep says. "Liza is fine." Uh, if you say so.

Minnelli, 61, was performing in Gothenburg Wednesday night in a concert called "A Classic Christmas Night," said Zlatko Nedanovski, who works for the company organizing the show. He said Minnelli felt unwell and nauseous before the concert but decided to perform anyway.

"She performed four songs, which was about half her set," Nedanovski said. "She felt unwell, walked towards the stairs behind the stage, took her first step off the stage, became unconscious, and fell into the arms of someone walking with her."

He claims the audience saw Minnelli collapse. You Tube? "She remained unconscious for about five seconds. She seemed very dizzy afterwards," he said.


Thursday, December 13, 2007

Oh Sandra!

Sandra Bullock walks the hot in NYC


The Poor man's Nick and Jessica

Pamela Anderson and husband Rick Salomon will star in their own reality show in 2008. A source told Us Weekly, "Think Nick and Jessica's 'Newlyweds', but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life. These two don't have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars." Well, you knew there was a reason behind their random marriage.

Cameras will follow them around Vegas while they party and the show will "also feature their work with the homeless." Exciting. Who needs writers?


On with the Uma

Uma Thurman at the Nobel Peace Concert in Oslo, Norway.


Longoria is vanilla

Model Alexandra Paressant (above) is claiming that Eva Longoria's new husband Tony Parker is a cheater. Paressant says that she had a two-month affair with Parker after exchanging phone numbers at his own wedding.

Paressant says they met at the Park Hyatt hotel in Paris after "exchanging sexually explicit text messages."

She told X17, "We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things."

"She do (sic) not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position (sic), and thinks that sperm gives acne." So that's what causes breakouts.

When asked whether Longoria knew about their affair, she said, "I don't think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous." Surely not. By the way.... Who invited her to the wedding, hmmm?

Parker denies it.

Digital Spy

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

What is it with this bitch and cell phones?

Naomi Campbell reportedly went nuts when she realized her BlackBerry was missing at the recent Led Zeppelin concert in London.

Naomi accused other celebs of stealing her cell at the concert's after party. "As soon as she realized her stuff was missing she started screaming and shouting and wildly pointed in the direction of where Dave Grohl was sitting, screeching, 'Have they got it, have they got it?,'" a source claims.

"She then got into a lift with Jerry Hall, Jeff Beck and Vic Reeves, who were there with their other halves. They were all rolling their eyes as she continued her tirade."

Word is Campbell is freaking out that the identity of her new boyfriend will be revealed. Campbell has been "trying to keep him a secret from the media."

"She's got a secret new love and is desperately trying to keep the whole thing quiet. This is the last thing she wants as she's determined to keep his identity under wraps." Yeah, yeah. Just get the naked pics and dirty text messages on the net and over with....

Daily Mirror

For the love of.....

Tara Reid at the Palazzo Versace Hotel...She really needs to think about losing some weight

Image: ONTD

Hot baby on the way is reporting that Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's gorgeous child. "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says her rep.


Tuesday, December 11, 2007