Thursday, September 27, 2007

Gab it and run

Brown haired Britney went back to work....Can someone please explain the top of her head? What is that? Will she be a knot head forever?

Tom Cruise is a knuckle head, but you already knew that

Kathy Griffin's apple ice

Usher pretty much says he hopes his baby isn't retarded

Does Stainmaster make clothing?

Is Heather Locklear getting hitched?

Amanda Peet has one cute baby

Sexy supermodel

Woman gives birth to 17 pound baby

4-month-old baby found in dark room at a Tennessee day care center with a pacifier taped into his mouth

Grass found growing in baby's lung!

Police catch witchdoctor performing ritual for a politician....A pot containing a rabbit, seven eggs, cowrie shells and palm oil found

Photo: Dlisted/Splash

Pink & Carey Hart ready to divorce?

Pink and her husband, Carey Hart have reportedly separated. Word is while Pink is on tour, Carey cheats on her and they fight about it non-stop.

Us Weekly says that earlier this month, a lurker overheard a conversation between Pink and some friends at Hollywood hotspot Eleven. "We're just not getting along anymore," Pink allegedly said. "We each need our space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started."

A pal of Carey's claims, "Carey is tired of her always accusing him of cheating, and he's fed up with the constant arguing...he says he cannot deal with her anymore. It's his decision to put an end to this. They are 100 percent getting a divorce."

Pink's rep says the rumor is not true.


Jacko finds a bride

Word is Michael Jackson has secretly wed his children's current nanny. What? The National Enquirer has printed copies of a new real estate document, in which Jackson states that he is married.

Some sources close to MJ confirmed that he married 40-year-old nanny Grace Rwaramba in Las Vegas earlier this year.

"Grace... is one of his dearest friends. She is one of the few people who stood by his side through all of his problems - including the child molestation trial in 2005."


Update: Jackson's people say the marriage documents are fake

Hands free....

Angelina Jolie in NYC


Would you buy an issue?

According to Globe, Pam Anderson and Denise Richards are considering a $1 million offer to pose in Playboy magazine.

Both women have graced the magazine in the past, now Hugh Hefner wants the girls to team up for a spread (ha) in the January 2008 issue.

A source says, "Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they're seriously considering it." Anderson has appeared nude in Playboy a record 12 times, while Richards stripped for the December 2004 issue. The couple became buddies last year while shooting Blonde & Blonder in Canada.


Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Looking for his next victim.....

Colin Farrell pulls sexy out in Hollywood.

Daily Stab

On the black carpet....

Beyonce hits the launch party for Usher's new scent


Now that is funny.

"It's been reported that Kate Moss and her boyfriend gave cocaine to their pet cat. The reports must be true, because this morning, the cat caught 3 million mice."

Conan O'Brien via In Touch


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Kiefer Sutherland busted

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving early this morning, according to TMZ.

Sutherland was stopped in West Hollywood for making an illegal U-turn, and he took a breathalyzer test that registered above the .08 legal limit.

TMZ says that before the incident, Sutherland had attended the FOX Fall Eco-Casino party at Area nightclub. Kiefer was booked and released on $25,000 bail. Sutherland is due in court on Oct. 16.


Hello. I'm gorgeous.

And you are? Elle Macpherson in London


Monday, September 24, 2007

Susan Sarandon is a MILF

"She is so hot. Billy Bob Thornton and I spoke about how much we always wanted to hook up with her."

Sean William Scott on working with Susan Sarandon on Mr. Woodcock, via Us Weekly

Monday Gabness

Oh. My. God. In. Heaven....Warning: SO NOT SAFE, for anything.

What the eff?

Mariah Carey talks diet

Sexless and The City on location

Angelina finally kicks Brad's ass

Is she playing Mary Kate or Ashley?

Ellen's hot girlfriend on Nip/Tuck

Nicole Richie in a bikini. Stare time. Help me, I can't blink.

J Simpson in her athletic outfit

Resort in Sri Lanka sells $14,000 dessert

Sicko accused of ripping off a live duck's head and saying "I'm going to eat it" in front of security at Minnesota hotel

Britian's fastest speeder on record is busted...going 172 mph in a Porsche 911 Turbo

Image source

They clash.

Must walk separately. Jessica and Ashlee Simpson visit celeb hangout The Ivy

World Celebs

Clooney may face charges

George Clooney could face dangerous driving charges following his motorcycle accident in New Jersey on Friday.

The Sergant at Weehawken Police said Clooney tried to pass a Mazda that was attempting a right hand turn from the left lane. He says, "It's a he-said, she-said right now, but you can't pass on the right in Weehawken or anywhere in Jersey."

Clooney suffered a rib fracture in the accident and his new girlfriend/passengeer Sarah Larson, had two broken toes. They were both treated at a medical center and released.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Angelina and Brad spin the globe and land on Burma

The Daily Mail reports that Brad and Angelina are adopting a child from Burma. "The couple have enlisted the help of one of the country's leading monks to plan a trip to an orphanage."

She is said to be desperate to offer help to troubled nations, and feels the repressive Republic of Myanmar, or Burma, is the ideal place to adopt another child – preferably, a girl.

The Mail says that Angelina has been talking to a monk about a safe travel route through the military state and a visit to the orphanage. Angelina allegedly believes that adopting another girl will balance her family and "a child from Burma would fit into its racial mix."

It also states that Angelina has enlisted the help of Dr. Jane Aronson, an adoption specialist who runs the Worldwide Orphans Foundation- who is understood to have helped her with the adoption of Zahara (Ethipoia)

Daily Mail

Hilary Duff's boyfriend bought her a $100,000 Mercedes

Hilary Duff has been dating Mike Comrie, who plays for the New York Islanders, and is he smooth. For her 20th birthday he called her and said he'd picked out an early birthday gift for her and that "I hope you like them."

Duff assumed it was shoes or something of that sort, she says. She went to her sister's house to get her gift. "I opened the garage, and I was just like shocked, just standing there." Inside the garage there was a Mercedes-Benz G-class SUV with a big, red bow on top.

Apparently she had casually mentioned she was car shopping to the cutie pie. "I was planning on getting a big car and I drive a big car anyway, and I was just like, 'You know maybe I like the G-Wagen,' and then I was like, 'No, maybe I like the Cayenne,'" says Duff, whose manager steered her away from the Porsche, reminding her that she was a "terrible driver" and "didn't need that kind of power."

"I've driven it tons," Duff said of her birthday present. "When I called him I was like, 'You're crazy! It's perfect!'"

People/World Celebs

Salma gives birth to a princess

Salma Hayek gave birth to a baby girl last Thursday. She is engaged to Fran├žois Henri Pinault (owner of Gucci, YSL and Balenciaga) They named their daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault.

"Mother and daughter are doing well," Hayek's publicist said in a statement. No further details were released. What about the baby's "going home" outfit? You know she was in a Gucci onesie with a teeny tiny matching Balenciaga purse.

Valentina is the first child for Salma. Pinault has two children from a previous marriage which ended in divorce back in 04.

People/Photo: Zoo Vegas

Friday, September 21, 2007

And now look what she does for attention.....

In her new book Celebrity Detox, Rosie O'Donnell says that when she was a child- she would beat herself with a bat and break her own limbs for attention. Swear. (According to Globe)

"My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. It was a secret. It was proof I had some value, enough to be fixed," Rosie said. She claims her habit began at ten years old, soon after her mother passed of breast cancer.

A physician told Globe that "It tells you how disturbed she was a child. Self harm is often a way of expressing anger and agitation. It can also be caused by other serious problems like bipolar disorder or depression." Next.

Pick up a copy of Globe Magazine on stands now/ Photo

Jessica Simpson does her best Britney impersonation

On set of Major Movie Star

World Celebs

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Gab all you want

Beyonce goes back to her roots

Wacky ass funny road signs, you will laugh

Oh my Godddd

Yeeeah! busts Hayden Panettiere

Angelina does a serious juggling act

Shots of Sarah Jessica filming Sex and the City

Sexy, hot Petra Nemcova pics for you dirty boys...and girls

Politician says people should stay married for seven years, then the commitment should expire. Just like a magazine subscription. You can renew or simply choose another. Brilliant.

Firefighters use forklift to remove 900-pound man from his home

Married couple both cheat on internet- set date to meet new soul mates- find out that they were talking to EACH OTHER the whole time. How the HELL is that possible? Gotta read this one.

Photo: Splash via Dlisted

Is that mom or the daughter?

Brooke Hogan visits New York

Photo: World Celebs

Katherine Heigl pulls out the a brunette

Faded Youth

"Give me an enchilada, now! Oh, we're at a seafood restaurant?"

According to celeb food guru Guy Rubino, Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado top his list of the worst diners. What? Sweet Nelly?

Rubino says they acted the fool during visits to his Canada restaurant Rain. He said, "Timberlake comes into Rain, doesn't even look at the menu and shouts for random food that we don't make. If he knew what he wanted, why come to an Asian restaurant in the first place?" Now that is funny.

"Furtado made a reservation for 10 guests. She showed up an hour late with five extra people in tow. For parties that size, we do a prix-fixe type of menu. Nelly objected and was really rude about it. She expected individual dishes to be prepared. Her manager even came into the kitchen and had the gall to say, 'Just f**king do it! I told her that she and her client could just f**king leave." Whoa Nelly.

So who tops Rubino's list? Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, "They're very polite. Every time they come in, they pop into the kitchen to say hello. I just love them."

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Uhh, am I in the right place?

Katherine Heigl in Beverly Hills. She always looks so neat and clean. Scrub a dub.


Move over Pam

There's a new veggie in town. Alicia Silverstone is naked in a new ad for PETA.

Silverstone climbs out of a pool all dripping wet and nude- "I'm Alicia Silverstone, and I'm a vegetarian. There's nothing in the world that's changed me as much as this. I feel so much better and have so much more energy. It's amazing." Check it out at The PETA Files


Cutie takes a walk

Hayden Panettiere walking her pup around Hollywood

Celeb Dirty Laundry

Bail for OJ set at $125,000

After judges fought over the assignment of OJ's case for awhile, Simpson is finally getting ready to walk into the courtroom and get started. Word is his defense could simply be that he was retrieving his own property back during the alleged robbery.

I have heard that one of the victims is claiming that he did some "work" for OJ, and the items were payment. No word on what the "work" was, just that OJ paid the guy with memorabilia.

Why? Why would OJ go and commit this bold, brazen crime? A psychologist on Fox News said it's called "malignant narcissism." Just like the night of the murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown. He became so enraged, combined with his inflated know the rest.

Rumor is bail will be set at one million and that if OJ is convicted, he will serve a very long sentence. Also, according to Fox, many people have already come forward offering to help OJ pay for his bail. Unbelievable.

UPDATE: Bail set at $125,000 stipulations- give up passport, no contact with witnesses etc....

Fox News

Angelina to Brad....STFU pretty boy

Angelina Jolie was allegedly overheard bitching about Brad again in New York's Waldorf-Astoria Hotel earlier this month, according to In Touch Mag.

She reportedly was talking to a "male" companion and said, "The reality is we're not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions."

"Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty. I won't talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid. Someone has to make the big decisions though."

A source claims, "Brad has really gone out of his way not to be viewed as pretty. He's always seemed very sensitive about it and I think he hates being put in that box." Oh he's in the box alright. and bubs

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Take some Gab and pass it on

Dave Grohl is brilliant

Fox News says Britney will temporarily lose custody of her two boys

Rock & Roll face lifts

Mary Louise Parker finds a baby and keeps it

Tony Bennett and Aguilera

Paris and her ass flap climb a fence. In the middle of the night. With a dress on.

The true meaning of gay.

Where'd you get your body?

No babo for Wino

You can rest, K Fed will not be hunted down and killed

Carmen Electra smiles like a doughnut

Teacher tries to sell Belgium on eBay. Yes, the country.

Warning! Crocs may be dangerous on elevators

Guards strip and shave man's head for posting ads

10 year old boy wakes up after surgery with sudden refined English accent

Photo: Boudist

Even her hard drive?

"He downloaded my private parts."

Kathy Griffin on her gazillionaire boyfriend Steve Wozniak, to Larry King

Pout this way

Aww. She cut her favorite WR jeans. Jessica Simpson out enjoying a Dukes of Hazzard kind of night....

World Celebs

Barry Manilow is scared of Hasselbeck

Poor old guy. Barry Manilow has canceled an appearance on The View, because he "dislikes" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Manilow was scheduled to appear on the show today to promote his latest, The Greatest Songs of The Seventies. At the copa.... Copacabana

Manilow supposedly pulled out, after stating he finds host Hasselbeck "dangerous and offensive" and strongly disagrees with her "conservative views." Give me a break. God forbid someone has a different point of VIEW.

In a statement, Manilow says, "I strongly disagree with her views. I think she's dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her... I cannot compromise my beliefs. I had made a request that I be interviewed by co-hosts Joy Behar, Barbara Walters or Whoopi Goldberg, but not Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Unfortunately, the show was not willing to accommodate this simple request, so I bowed out." I am sooo not buying his album now.


Shocker. Brit's new management does the drop kick

The Firm made a statement yesterday regarding It's Britney bitch. "It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best." Ouch. What on earth could the "circumstances" be?? I can't imagine.

Spears was represented by Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm for the past month. Brit's attorney, Laura Wesser also dumped her yesterday. Word is Spears was a "problem client" who failed to listen to Wasser's advice. Time to overdose on lollipops. Next.

Photo: JJB

Monday, September 17, 2007


Victoria and David Beckham hit Nobu...So nice of him to take his gecko for a walk

Gossip Rocks

Gecko pic

Yeah, yeah....OJ is in jail

Do you really care what is happening with OJ? Simpson was arrested Sunday and ordered to be held without bail in connection with an armed robbery that took place Thursday night in Vegas. Listen to the confrontation. Straight out of Cops.

OJ has been charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit burglary and burglary with a firearm. If charged, a sentence of three to 35 years for each count may occur. Cry me a river.


Britney could lose her boys today

Britney Spears may lose custody of her two sons within in the next 24 hours. Attorney Gloria Allred claims she is bringing a "secret" witness to court for the custody battle between Brit and K Fed this morning.

Allred signed a declaration from a witness, describing him as a man who had close observation of Britney's behavior with her kids, FOXNews reports.

"I am told that the witness could blow Spears' chances of keeping Sean Preston and Jayden James," FOXNews reporter Roger Friedman said. "The likely observations from the witness concerns drug usage by Spears in her home and in front of her kids."

Allred says, "You may or may not recognize him as we walk into court. He is not famous. He's just someone who's concerned about the kids."

Photo: Jossip

Friday, September 14, 2007

Gab some more

Colin Farrell helps the less fortunate. Very refreshing.

Stiff torso McConoughey chasing a Stegosaurus

Shaq's party on wheels

Beth Ditto keeps getting better

More Britney. Twisted torment.

Awesome pics of Charlize & Will's movie set

This week's rags

Kid shoots himself in the leg while waiting for Big Mac

Man trying to sneak into $5 concert falls onto spiked fence....shiver

Bakery worker fined $970 for going to work

Czech speedway rider gets knocked out....wakes up speaking perfect English

The naughty Diddy advertisement that MTV banned

Photo: Celebitchy

Yes, I'll take two bananas please

This week's In Touch has the scoop on celebs and their crazy demands backstage at the VMAs. Check it:

Justin Timberlake:
Grey Goose, Jack Daniels, Capt Morgan Rum, Crown, champagne, root beer, at least 2 bananas, room temp Figi water, vanilla soy milk and cookies...And I SO agree, MTV for the love of God, please play more videos!

50 Cent:
Vitaminwater, 1 bucket of fried chicken (Church's or KFC), Twizzlers, Snickers, Jolly Ranchers, Kit Kats, hot tea and no styrofoam allowed

Fall Out Boy:
Uncrustables, Cool Ranch Doritos, champagne (no Cristal allowed), Gummi candy, vodka and an 8 x 8 break dance mat (no cardboard) wtf

Nicole Scherzinger
Trader Joes' Country Choice Organic Multigrain Oatmeal, Cheese tray (no goat cheese allowed) 4 protein shakes, Dill pickles and 20 black hand towels....what? no lotion?

Photo: JJB

Sting spotted at top bordello

Sting was photographed outside the most "notorious brothel" in Hamburg...hours after The Police performed for a sell-out crowd in Germany. He was hanging outside the Relax club early Wednesday. The Relax club? Bad boy. Take a look at the dirty. NSFW.

Advertising itself as a strip club, the promos for Relax say that the club is "frequented by more than 40 top models every night."

Insiders say that most of the models rent themselves out by the hour on the low. "They usually accompany clients to the swimming pool, whirlpool bath and sauna inside." Hmm. Does he prefer blondes or brunettes?

Reps from the club told The Daily Mail, "No, no, he wasn't here." However, Sting's publicist said, "Sting and his wife Trudie Styler have always been open about their interest in strip clubs. I do not know whether he went to this club. However I would not be surprised if he went. It is nothing he would be ashamed of." In other words, Trudie knows he hangs with hookers, it's all cool yo.

Marilyn Manson eyes

Courtney Love and her crack lips...TGIF

Celeb Dirty Laundry

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Cate Blanchett does W

Cate Blanchett graces the October cover of W magazine, on stands September 21. Go to for more photos and the interview

Hot on the set

Charlize Theron filming Hancock