Thursday, May 31, 2007

Technical Difficulties: Stand By!

Gabsmash is having a few technical difficulties right now! Is Mercury in retrograde or something? I leave you with Jordin Sparks kissing some Blake Lewis on TRL yesterday. Try not to drool all over your keyboard!

Poor Lindsay

The dominoes are falling.... Lohan has entered intensive medical rehab. Now, people are wondering how the 20 year old is getting served alcohol in the clubs in the first place. California's Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control is one particular group wondering about the scenario.

According to TMZ, the agency has contacted the Beverly Hills Police Department to see if there is any evidence of Lindsay Lohan being served the night of the crash.

Lohan was throwing down at Les Deux before the incident. John Carr, a spokesperson from Alcohol Control, told TMZ that they will "review witness reports and other evidence to determine if a formal investigation is warranted. Carr says his agency also wants to know if Lohan or others may have been served after hours."

Calls from TMZ have not been returned from Les Deux. Of course not. They are like, Oh hell, TMZ is calling...we're so screwed!

TMZ/Photo: Hollywood Rag

Update: This week's Star Magazine is reporting that a friend of Lohan told the mag Linds is suicidal:

"During an emotional meltdown in NYC in the weeks before her May 26 bust, Lindsay screamed that she just wanted to end it all – and tried."

"She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists," the insider reveals. "A friend made her stop and went around looking for sharp objects. Lindsay ran into the bathroom with a bottle of Advil."

Crying, "Leave me alone! I just want to die!" Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to swallow the entire bottle, says the source. Finally, someone broke down the door and saved the distraught actress from herself!"


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Don't shake the baby!

Is this right? Crow's newly adopted baby Wyatt is only about a month old? Just a click away??

More photos at Just Jared

Heifers not allowed!

Tabloid creature Nicole Richie is showing her weirdness. I know, but in a different way this time. In Touch has obtained a copy of a Memorial Day party invite from Richie earlier this week.

The "joke" invitation tells "pals to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer." Not so weird....Get this. It also said "There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now." Haa! Ha Ha! Scratching head...what is it with these people?

Dr. Joyce Brothers said, "She is thumbing her nose at the people in rehab. It's a huge form of acting out." Funny enough, Mischa Barton was taken to the hospital after suffering a "bad reaction to medication" at the party, and Richie was involved in a minor accident as she left. Winner!

In Touch

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

More to Gab about

Jen and Friends

McGowan's change...explained

Bad things happen when you drink while on Penicillin

The dude is in awe that she was interested in the first place

Bless her heart!

Caution...wherever you go

Newsflash! We get to go weeeeks without Paris and Lindsay schlepping around!!

Wasting away in the UK

Stefani hits the stage in NJ

No bikini required...Charlize still exposes her hotness

Heads up! VH1 Celebrates the 40TH Anniversary of the Monterey International Pop Festival with the original documentary Monterey 40--- Premieres Saturday, June 16 AT 9 PM ET/PT

Photo: Dlisted/Splash

It's Angelina's turn

Angelina drops off Pax and Zahara at school in Prague. Brad called break time.

Photos: Just Jared


Walking carcass Nicole Richie...just not right

Photo: Faded Youth

Kournikova is single

She finally figured it out! Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have split up after five years together.

Iglesias has said throughout the relationship that he had "no intention of marrying Anna, and was reluctant to settle down and start a family."

Enrique says, "We've split. I'm single now and it's OK. I don't mind being single. I'm not ready for children. I don't feel like taking on such a responsibility yet. But in the future I'd like two children." Later moley

Miss Universe 07'

Meet the new Miss Universe, Miss Japan- Riyo Mori

Keira to play Diana?

Word is Keira Knightley is a wanted woman. She is already being considered to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the royal's life.

Diana and the Paparazzi, is at the center of a bidding war at this year's Cannes Film Festival. Producer Quentin Reynolds, who is bidding for the rights, hopes the movie adaptation will be as popular at the box office as The Queen, which won Dame Helen Mirren a Best Actress Oscar.

Reynolds said, "Already the word in Hollywood is 'get Knightley'. It's a story that has everything: pathos, tragedy, comedy, adventure...and Princess Diana. For every pound The Queen makes, a film about Diana will make ten."

Monday, May 28, 2007

Poor me, but... I'm so hot

"I've lost a lot of jobs because I was too pretty. And everybody's like, 'Oh, poor you.' But seriously, you don't get the good roles when you're beautiful."

Eva Longoria scrap talks

Photo source: X17 Online By the way- go check out X17 for exclusive pics of Lindsay Lohan coked out of her mind--after her DUI incident. That really scared her didn't it? What needs to happen to make her stop?

Reflect and unwind....

Wishing you all a pleasant Memorial Day! Just how can you say thank you to all that have served to protect our nation? Help our troops......desire peace. God Bless America!

Gab a snack

The world's super baby turns one

Is Rumer Willis a secret anime chick?

Jen Aniston's baby rumors

Madge at work in London

Angelina and her boys have some fun

Popbytes has the low on the MTV Movie Awards

Newsflash: Teeny bopper is a major loser

Fallen and can't get back up

Kathy Griffin spills it on Rosie O

Photo: Celebitchy

Tom's new toy

Tom Cruise recently purchased a $100,000 custom-built motorcycle. When I say custom-built...I mean custom. Project manager of Vyrus, Ascanio Rodorigo said that the manufacturer took Tom's height and weight so that "when he rides the bike, it feels like a custom-made suit." Coolness.

Cruise purchased the Vyrus 985 C3 4V . Vyrus, an an Italian company (check out David!), delivered the bike to Tom's Beverly Hills home. I should think!

Photo: VYRUS/Us Magazine

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Bringing the sexy

Rihanna performs at The Dome 42

Photo: Gossip Rocks

Coked up Lindsay Lohan finally gets a DUI

Lindsay Lohan was arrested and cited for driving under the influence in LA early Saturday morning, after crashing her Mercedes. Police also found "a usable amount of cocaine" in connection with the accident.

Lohan was slightly injured after she hit a curb on Sunset Boulevard. She was was hospitalized for minor upper chest injuries. The car suffered "major damage," according to police.

Lohan and two other people were in the Mercedes when it crashed around 5:30 a.m., the passengers were not hurt. Rehab rules!! Seriously, thank God she did not hurt anyone on the road.

"She was charged with a misdemeanor," said Lt. Mitch McCann. "There is a potential for additional charges." Maybe she could meet up with Paris in jail. Now there's your reality show....

Read all about it at

Friday, May 25, 2007

Is Christina with child?

Aguilera around town...modest? Since when?

JT found his future wife

Since breaking it off with Cameron Diaz, Timberlake's been pimping it up for months. Looks like he's settled on Jessica Biel.

A source told People that JT's in love and can't stand to be away from her. "She's the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He's ready to be serious." Reps for both had no comment. Oh you know what that means...bow chicka wow wow

People...Photo: World Celebs


Beyonce and her Mac, oh, and Jay Z bask in Monaco...

Photo: World Celebs

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Gab on....Gab off

Alicia Silverstone is an ass

Howie Stern gets serious

Star does the best & worst beach bodies

Pam Anderson, her kids, and....the sex tape? Just keep swimming....Just keep swimming

Mayhem aftermath

Karolina Kurkova and her hat pegs

Leo's gal in Cannes

Okay, I did rehab...time to have Svedka Vodka sponsor a celebration!! BYOD! (bring your own drugs!)

Someone found the perfect bowl octopus cut

Photo: Defamer

The epitome of fab

Eva Mendes at the Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes

Photo: Gossip Rocks

Have some lip bloat

"I did feel under pressure about my looks, so I tried that Restylane stuff," Jessica told Glamour last year. "It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But... it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God."

Photo: People

Fan gives millions to Micahael Jackson...just to show up

Brunei royal Prince Azim is planning to celebrate his 25th birthday this weekend and he chose Michael Jackson to be the guest of honor.

According to the Daily Mirror, Azim is handing over a 10 million dollar check to Jackson- just to show up and mingle. No performing necessary. For serious?

A source said, "Absolutely no expense is being spared for his party - Michael Jackson is his all-time idol and he said he'd pay whatever it took to get him over. Even though Michael isn't performing, the very fact he'll be in this stately home mingling with all of the Prince's pals is worth every penny to Azim."

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Time to Gab a doughnut

Mayhem on The View today...utter mayhem

Washhh up?

Katie Holmes vs. the porn star

Halle Berry is with child

Eve says the breathalyzer was faulty. Good one.

Sheryl Crow and her new baby boy duty

Legs by Stoning

Debbie Harry will sing Heart of Glass with Lily Allen FRIDAY on The Today Show

Timberlake has been sneaking around with Reba McEntire!

Justin Timberlake has hit the country scene- he's writing songs with Reba. Who knew? "I just wrote and produced a song for Reba for her new record," he said. Busy boy.

Timberlake said that he is no stranger to country music. "I'm from Tennessee, so I'm making my grandfather very proud by working with someone like Reba." He says he's dedicating his work on Reba's song The Only Promise That Remains to his grandpa. Awww.

JT gave MTV the low earlier this month. He's recently worked with Madonna, Nelly Furtado, Timbaland, Rihanna ......go ahead and add 50 to the list.

Justin said, "Yes, I did a song with 50 as well, Timbaland and I. We call it AYO Technology, and it's really cool because it's a bounce record, it's kind of got the same tempo as My Love, so to hear 50 rapping on a track like that is really different for him. I'm a fan, man. I'm just working with people I'm a fan of."

Photo: Daily Stab

Find the pirate...

Johnny Depp in Japan

Photo: Gossip Rocks

On the Cam

Cameron Diaz at the Shrek the Third Premiere in Sydney

Hey now....

Hella hot! David Beckham at the Greatest Living Briton Awards. Becks received an award for being the "Greatest Briton Overseas."

Dancing with Apolo

Gold medalist Apolo Anton Ohno is the new Dancing With the Stars champion. He beat out Joey Fatone to win the dance-off's mirror-ball trophy.

"I feel amazing," Ohno said. "You put your mind to something, you give 100 percent, sacrifice and dedication, anything is possible."

"I'm so excited to see Apolo win," judge Carrie Ann Inabasaid. "He took it so seriously. He truly mastered the dances. He was the best technical dancer. Apolo and Julianne brought a whole new energy to the dance floor. You never quite knew what they were going to do."


Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Have some Gab

Simpson is feeling good....

Sneek peek of Angelina

Is he still hot?

Bald celebs

Stefani on stage

Oprah's dad sells out

Have some Restylane

What happened on The Bachelor?

Wet doll hair

Freaky fan scares Courteney Cox

Photo: Glitterati

It's Tuesday...Have some crack!

Eva Longoria at the Spike For Hope Celebrity Charity Beach Volleyball Tournament

Why you shouldn't eat Taco Bell before performing

Britney in Miami....How did she get Paris to participate?!

Photos: no they didn't

Straight up, now tell me....It's broken

Paula Abdul fell and broke her nose over the weekend, while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, Tulip.

"Abdul said, "I tore cartilage. I took a nasty fall..trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm, that's nothing... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip."

She continues, "The dog, I saw her... I just remember saying 'Oh my God, I’m going to do a face plant!' It hurt so bad! I screamed like a little baby would scream. I fractured my toe as well."


Julia's next project

Julia Roberts has signed on to produce and play the lead role in a film about a British conservationist who was murdered in Kenya last year.

Roberts will play filmmaker Joan Root. The movie will follow Root's earlier life making documentaries around the globe with her husband.

An ex-employee and a poacher fired rounds from their AK-47 rifle into Root's farmhouse earlier this year. She was shot in her bed by what is thought to be an opportunist thief, or assassinated by those who objected to her conservation work. Police are still investigating.

Tim Bevan, of Working Title Films, said he is "delighted" by Roberts' involvement with the project, "We are thrilled to be making a film about such a courageous, adventurous and passionate woman."

Filming will begin in Africa next year.


Monday, May 21, 2007

On the straight

Jessica Alba at the 7th Annual Taurus World Stunt Awards

Photo: Gossip Rocks

Bald Brit loves her leather

Britney Spears reportedly threw a fit on a United Airlines flight in LA on Friday. Why you say? Because the pathetic airplane didn't have leather seats. Can you imagine?

Just minutes before takeoff, Britney demanded to be let off the flight. "She just said, 'I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats,'" a passenger said. "Some people were getting really annoyed."

The captain and crew accommodated Britney's request and let her off the flight. Good thing she doesn't use taxicabs...

Splash/Photo: Just Jared

Brang in Cannes

Pics: Ezboard/JJB

Friday, May 18, 2007

De Niro and Pacino hit the big screen

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino will pair up a second time for a new film, Righteous Kill. They will play cops chasing a crazy killer.

Details are sketchy, but the word "historical" has been used already. The actors worked together once before in Heat, and both starred in The Godfather Part II- but had no scenes together. Shooting begins early August in Connecticut.


TMZ Hair Bust

Gawww. What is up with this? Is it matted? Intentional scalp dread? TMZ has all the scoop on Britney's wig TGIF!


Kat on the job

Katie and Suri on the set of Mad Money

Photo: Celeb World

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Holy shiitake!

Carmen Electra tones it down for a shoot...

Photos: Celeb World

Tom and his Gis in NY

Is she getting ready to give him a good smack? Not feeling his jeans...