Sunday, April 30, 2006

Keith Richards thinks he's a coconut

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards jumped, um... fell out of a palm tree and suffered a mild concussion while vacationing in Fiji. Or did he fall off a jet ski? He was flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment over the weekend.

"Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," a rep said.

Laker love

Charlize Theron and mate Stuart Townsend at a Lakers game

Here, have a Mariah split

What to buy....

J Simpson out with her hair guy and CaCee Cobb

Friday, April 28, 2006


Shakira won six awards at the Billboard Latin Music Awards last night.

"Wow. Thank you. This is for all of you, my fans, who have been accompanying me, understanding and protecting me all these years," she said.

Later, she performed alongside Wyclef Jean on their collaboration "Hips Don't Lie."

Yeah, I need a fix

Reese Witherspoon juggles her white tea

O'Donnell to join "The View"

A formal announcement is expected today naming Rosie O'Donnell as the replacement for Meredith Vieira on The View.

ABC officials declined comment, but several news sources have confirmed the casting. Should kick the show up a notch

Copperfield tricks robbers

David Copperfield and two female assistants were robbed at gunpoint last weekend after a performance in West Palm Beach, Florida.

A car pulled up to them in a parking lot and the thugs got out. "At first we thought they were just more people wanting autographs," they said. "They told us to give them our money and our stuff. At that point we realized that there were guns in our face."

"His assistants gave the robbers a purse containing 200 euros, $100, a passport, plane tickets and a cell phone, plus $400 in pocket money, according to a police report. But Copperfield turned his pockets inside out to show that they were empty – a sleight of hand by the master illusionist, who later showed police that his pockets were filled with cell phones, a wallet and a passport." Now that is funny.

"Call it reverse pickpocketing," Copperfield said. Police caught the four teenagers and charged them with armed robbery. They are being held without bond.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What the?

Mariah Carey in the she sporting a streetwalker pass?

Good stare going...

Tyra Banks in Los Angeles


"Kathy Hilton shows that her daughters learned from the best!" Kat in da hat

"Honey, can you double check that the nasty tongue rash I had is all gone?" MK at POPBYTES

"And this is how we start our own videos at home" Gabs

"Kathy shows Rick the canker sore she got on her tongue after kissing daughter Paris earlier in the day." Spicy

"MIHF = Mom I Hate Fvcking." MK at DLISTED

"In a last ditch attempt at making her daughter's behavior appear "normal," Kathy Hilton takes to tonguing her husband in public. Stay tuned for next week when Mrs. Hilton recruits Ms. Manners and Colin Farrell to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" on Letterman." Swank

"Honey, hold still. There's a mosquito on your ear."Neal

"In a frightening example of contact disease spread that--until now--experts thought impossible, Mr. Hilton is suddenly stricken with his daughter Paris' herpes via his wife Kathy." Idle

Nic McLean

Nicole Kidman tracking around

Celeb quote of the day

"It's not in any way vindictive or an assault on her. In a lot of ways, it's more of an assault on me. Jessica knows I still love her."

Nick Lachey, on his new album

Britney is pregnant, surprise

Spears reportedly could not hide her big ole' bump in Las Vegas over the weekend. US magazine confirms that she is indeed pregnant again, but you all knew that.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

No, I want to see the 7 carat

Victoria Beckham out...doing what else?

Swank moves on

Rumor is Hilary Swank has been getting comfy with her agent John Campisi. They have been spotted dining together and going to the park often. Her rep says they are just friends. But of course!


Where's the squirt gun mic when you need it?

Cruise in Rome

Denise & Richie get on it

Celeb quote of the day

"I was like, 'I'm going to play Da Vinci?'"

Tom Hanks, on what little he knew about the The Da Vinci Code when he was asked to star in the movie

Monday, April 24, 2006

Sambora comforts Denise Richards

People is reporting that Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been hooking up. Outside a cafe,"they kissed then walked hand-in-hand, smiling and chatting the entire way as they headed for the restaurant."

Pic: Saving Face

Gillian Anderson going single

Gillian Anderson and her husband, Julian Ozanne, are separating after 16 months of marriage.

"Gillian Anderson and Julian Ozanne are saddened to announce that their marriage is at an end and they are in the process of separating. At this difficult time they request their privacy is respected. There will be no further comment," reps said.


K Fed at his listening party in Las Vegas. Britney was "no where to be seen." The Las Vegas Journal reported the couple was spotted arguing at a restaurant, then Britney went back to her hotel in tears. Same shiz, different day. Federline was introduced to the crowd of 100 by Paris Hilton's mom Kathy. Wtf?

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Jessica and her usual accessory


Rasta mama

A super cute Gwen Stefani out keeping the nails did. She is due the end of May

Malibu Britney

Let's go do something creative

Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie & DJ AM at a ceramic shop in Beverly Hills. Some great multitasking going on

Za za za....zazazaza

J Lo in Bev Hills

Charlie Sheen ordered to stay away from his family

Charlie Sheen has been ordered to stay away from his estranged wife, Denise Richards. Richards claims that Sheen threatened to kill her.

According to court documents- Sheen was ordered on Friday to stay at least 300 feet from Richards, her home, her car and their two daughters except during supervised visits with the kids.

"I am filing now because I can no longer accept Sheen's abusive and threatening manner and must stop him from the cycle of his abuse toward me and our children and his continued threats of violence and statements that he is going to kill me,"
Richards said.

Friday, April 21, 2006

The story of Heidi and Seal's new giraffe....

I bet he's going to a really good home

Pics: Hollywood Rag

Baby TomKatRat

Gallery of the Absurd

Yeah, he's with me

Venus Williams and a "guest" at the opening night of the Palm Beach International Film Festival ...indeed

Another new Violet

Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl and his wife, Jordyn Blum, welcomed their first child, Violet Maye, last Saturday.

Named after Grohl's grandmother, Violet weighs 6 lbs., 15 oz., and measures 21 inches.

After the Foo Fighters failed to win a Grammy earlier this year, Grohl pointed to his pregnant wife and said, "I don't need Grammys anymore, baby! I'm retiring. I'm going to write a children's book. Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you have kids? Or form a kid's band."

Grohl said that he played music to his unborn child, "She likes the Beatles. Doesn't really get down to the Beach Boys. Digs Mozart."


Cute quilt

Jessica Simpson trying to get by

Baby and his jackpot

"Melania loves taking care of the baby," says Donald Trump. "If we have more, it will be terrific."

Barron William, 4 weeks old, has his own wing– a floor above his parents' bedroom, complete with nursery, kitchen, living room and quarters for a nanny and Mom. Anyone else think these two look like the male and female version of each other?


Celeb quote of the day

"If I were single? Damn, I'd have one girl doing my laundry, one shaving me, one bringing me a cocktail and another one coming out of my tent all hungover."

Josh Holloway, married and fantasizing out loud

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Happy 4/20!

Leo and his new chick

Leonardo DiCaprio out with his Gisele substitute

Pic: In Case You Didn't Know

Celeb quote of the day

"I'm buying a country. I'm just going to buy a country filled with children."

Ashton Kutcher, joking after hearing about Jessica Simpson buying an orphanage

Gwyneth and baby Moses

Paltrow and 2-week-old Moses Martin (born April 8) out in New York