Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Uhhhh. No. You can't be prettier than me.

Paris is telling her friends- if they rate at least a 7 on the looks, bag required or it's a no go. Actually Hilton is filming Pledge This along with Simon Rex and sis Nicky. Can't wait.

Beelzebub & his fiance

Marilyn Manson & Dita

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Tommy Lee is really into toes? "It's the first thing I look at on a girl when she walks in the room," he said.

Kimora Lee Simmons is planning to adopt two children from Malaysia? She said, "I have plenty of room in my heart and my family."

Paris Hilton doesn't do credit cards, she prefers lots o cash. "She was seen paying a $2,000 tab for 15 pairs of sunglasses in Hollywood with a wad of fresh $100 bills."

Yup, he's dark and all

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Brad Pitt visiting Jolie on the set of her new film, The Good Shepherd

Oh, hell no

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Is Mariah Carey hooking up with Eddie Murphy? That's the twisted rumor. The couple was spotted in Miami during all the MTV Video Awards parties. The goss is Murphy called up Mariah and had her meet him at a club.

When she arrived they had a little small talk before Murphy got close enough to "hold hands with her under the table." Gak.

Celeb quote of the day

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"She's let herself go. I can't see a comeback in the cards."

Christina Aguilera, on Britney Spears after she has her baby

Shoe ho

Tara Reid is a whackjob...but you knew that. While staying at the Baglioni Hotel in London she stayed in a $2,000 a night room. But wait. Where will she put all of her liquor? I mean, shoes? I know! A whole other room...genius.

"She booked herself into one of our most expensive suites at around $2,000 a night but then requested a second room too to keep all her shoes," a source said. "It was absolutely bizarre. She said she'd collected all these shoes while she'd been traveling around Europe, but quite why she has to house them separately remains a mystery. The irony is that Miss Hilton was also staying but she was no trouble at all."

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Grounding the club

Catherine Zeta Jones doing a celeb golf tournament in Wales

Celeb quote of the day

"I'd rather be playing golf. And I have a little girl. Those things are more important. But I have a couple of movies I want to make. We'll see."

Mark Wahlberg, when asked if he was quitting Hollyweird

Caffeine baby

Did she fall for her bodyguard?

Fresh from a divorce after a six year marriage to director John Asher, Jenny McCarthy is already up to something. Nothing else here...move along

Monday, August 29, 2005

Cool couple alert

Sandra Bullock & husband Jesse James

Telephone guy hits jackpot

After all the pain and suffering, Nestor has money now. Russell Crowe gave a six figure settlement to hotel clerk Nestor Estrada. Remember him? The guy that got his face bashed in by a telephone thrown by Crowe late one night?

Crowe's publicist Robin Baum said: "Russell Crowe and Nestor Estrada announce that they have reached a settlement of Estrada's claims stemming from an incident in June at the Mercer Hotel where Estrada was employed. Both sides expressed satisfaction at the resolution."

Wake up!

It's Monday.

Anderson on her nipplage

Pam Anderson loves good strong coffee because it makes her nips hard. Wtf?

She said, "I do great cappuccinos, even though my mom calls them 'cap-a-craps'. She prefers to drink hot brown water all day. As far as coffee goes, though, I'd say espresso gets the job done - it goes right to your nipples!"

MTV 2005 Video Awards

Gwen Stefani

Orlando Bloom & Kirsten Dunst

Nicky & Paris Hilton

Carmen Electra



Eva Longoria

Jessica Alba

Nick & Jessica..eeek


Hillary Duff

Jay Z

Ricky Martin

Lil' Kim

Kelly Clarkson

Celeb quote of the day

"When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk."

Richard Burton

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Celeb quote of the day

"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile."

Sean Connery

Looking hot

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale

P Hilton

Friday, August 26, 2005

Aniston's creepy crasher

David Hesterbey, 48, was arrested by police for trespassing Thursday after he walked into Aniston's $30,000 a month rented Malibu house.

Hesterbey reportedly took a cab from Santa Barbara to Malibu, where he allegedly entered Aniston's lair by means of an unlocked door and told an employee that he was "looking for Jennifer," authorities said.

When a second employee confronted the starstruck visitor, Hesterbey reportedly became startled and fled, leaping over a fence and sprinting for the beach.

Authorities found the man strolling the sand a short while later and Aniston's employees identified him as the intruder.

Fortunately, Aniston was in Chicago filming The Break Up at the time of the incident. Can you imagine?


Maria Sharapova launched her new fragrance "Maria Sharapova" on August 24, 2005 in New York City.

By the way....

Happy Friday

We are so pretty!

Rebecca Romijn & a radiant Heidi Klum

Celeb quote of the day

"Sizzler is unbelievable! You pay like six dollars and get all-you-can eat salad, plus they have a taco bar, soup, ice cream- everything you could possibly imagine. And you know who I always see there? Jay Leno! That's why I like the man."

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Is O quitting??

There's a rumor that Oprah is quitting because it's getting a little "harder for her every year." After a summer break she returns to work through 130 shows a season. After 20 years she is getting a little tired. Well, yes I could see the math. That in itself is tiring.

"Oprah would love to leave the show at the end of next year and then work her handpicked replacement into the host's seat," said a source.

Who will replace her? Word is....Gayle King, Katie Couric, Maria Shriver, Halle Berry or Kirstey Alley. Not sure about this one. That Oprah.

You should have seen me before REHAB

We haven't seen skinny according to Nicole Richie. She thinks it's pretty funny that just two years ago people were calling her "voluptuous" and now look... she went crow bait. Before The Simple Life she gained weight after going to rehab for heroin.

She said, "When we were promoting the first season of Simple Life, people would ask me how I felt about being a voluptuous woman. It was weird because I've been skinny my whole life. I can show you pictures of me the day I left for rehab!"

While she's attacked for returning to her old slim frame, she can remember the days when she was thought of differently. .
She says, "Sometimes, it seems like they just don't have anything better to focus on. Some people I know live for the spotlight. They completely get off on it and that's their while entire life." Cough.

Celeb quote of the day

"My name is Ashlee and I don't know what to say, cuz I don't know how to rap!"

Ashlee Simpson cackling on TRL, when asked by Nick Cannon to freestyle

Posh has a brain

Victoria Beckham has declined a part in I Could Never Be Your Woman, starring Michelle Pfeiffer. She has decided acting just isn't for her.

"Victoria was extremely flattered when the producers said they were desperate to sign her up," claims a source. "To say that it was an incredible opportunity is an understatement. But she came to the conclusion that, nice as it was to be asked, putting herself up against Hollywood heavyweights wasn't something she was interested in."

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


Williams. What the heck is she up to? Working out obviously.

So that's where it came from

I just love raw chef Jamie Oliver. His wife, Jools, has announced that she cooks mother naked. Sooo, it's not about the natural food, eh? Kinky.

Jools said she wears an itty bitty apron and nothing else when it's her turn to cook and she really goes all out at Christmas:

She said, "The girls go to bed and I send Jamie out of the room, then call him back in, dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs, and do a silly dance.

It's more funny than sexy. After two kids, my bum and boobs leave a lot to be desired, but it makes him laugh and it's the sort of goofy thing I like. I have no complaints from Jamie."

Jools is planning a shoot with Rolling Stone Ron Wood and Jamie has insisted she pose nude.

"I asked Jamie if he thought it would be OK to wear knickers and a bra and let Ronnie imagine the rest. He said no!" she said.

Mary Kate stockpiles

How old is that kid anyway? Underage. Yes. Does it matter? Guess not.

Celeb quote of the day

"I think I'll phase out acting. I know that the film business is incredibly cruel as you get older. My age is an important factor. I am not ageing well. I don't want to see my face growing old on camera."

Jamie Lee Curtis

Pitt free

Just days after the judge signed her divorce papers, Aniston is looking hot and happy while filming The Break Up.