Thursday, March 05, 2009

Supah cougah!!

Madonna hit number one on PETA's "Worst-Dressed" Celebrities list 09'. Damn fur-wearing cougar! Her 22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, is only 10 years older than her daughter Lourdes. Still can't get over that. Go Madge.

"When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984," PETA says. "We know that she's on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar," they said. Obviously in her case it a big way.

Who else made the list?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
"Because fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls."

Maggie Gyllenhaal
"'Maggot' has gone from being lost in her brother's shadow to being lost inside some really ugly fur coats. Where is her fashion sense? Maybe Christian Bale dropped her on her head during an action sequence in The Dark Knight."

Kanye West
"Kanye rants about not winning Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards, but what he really deserves is a 'lifetime bereavement award' for all the corpses in his closet. Kanye, we love the quirky suits, but you can't claim to be 'the voice of this generation' while flaunting fur, which is old-school and cruel."

US Weekly/PETA/PR Photos

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She's a predator, cheap and vulgar and jealous of everyone. Even a control freak knows not to do what she has done and still expect any honor or applause for her silliness.