Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Code red hot

Catherine Zeta Jones and Sandra Bullock at the Glamour "Women of The Year" Honors


Satanic Hollywood

Paris and Shanna are pals...now you can sleep tonight

Did Keith pull a Dave Navarro?

News flash: Halle isn't perfect

Reese...the day before

Get down girl, go head get down....

Spooky links

Just go as Angelina

Halloween trollops

Wait, is Blo even in costume? Totally looks like something she would wear clubbing

Pamela in HD

Anderson at the DVD Release of "Baywatch" in Santa Monica...Click pics for the harsh details, eeek!

Speaking of divorce....

Tori and Dean McDermott, the guy that we wouldn't even be talking about, will star in a new reality series. They will choose a bed-and-breakfast in southern California to buy and refurbish over time. So exciting.

According to producer Randy Barbato the couple "may be actors, but they're also very entrepreneurial. They wanted to create a real business." The cameras will also follow the couple as they prepare for their roles as expectant parents. The season will wrap up around the time of their baby's birth in March. The show will conclude with the couple's divorce proceedings in May. Kidding.

The untitled show will air on the Oxygen network and debut next spring. Why God, whyyy?

K Fed is going down...in so many ways

Federline's live performances were cancelled on Monday - one day before his debut album is set to be released.

Fed is planning to launch his new CD with five guest appearances around the US, but crap ticket sales have caused two shows to be cancelled.

His November 9 gig in Cleveland has been thrown out, even though tickets were only $20. His gig in New Jersey has also been cancelled- and tickets were only $15...struggling!

Oh well, he won't go broke. Rumor is that he is working on a "deal" with Britney to get a divorce. Try a $30 million settlement for him to go away. Life & Style reports Brit told a friend, "I don't care if we stay together. I can't play games anymore, and I'm not going to stop my life for him. I've already wasted too much time as it is!"

Happy Halloween!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Reese and Ryan...It's over

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated. The couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Not my goodies

Ciara performs in Pennsylvannia


Fergie Fug

What was the hot gossip one year ago?

Owen Wilson's bare butt....NSFW

Does Evangeline smell like patchouli and feet?

Janet Jackson...meow

Brad, Ang & her tats

Chloe Sevigny looking like her usual self

Hilton's in the Hills

Top 10 films over the weekend

I'm trendy too!!

Madonna and her new little family

Sooo much better on her own!

Whitney Houston at the 17th Carousel of Hope Ball in Hollywood

Nicole Richie passes out....again

TMZ is reporting that Nicole Richie passed out at Hyde nightclub yesterday in Hollywood.

Richie allegedly passed out and fell to the floor. An employee tried to call 911- but her friends refused and carried Nicole out of the club through the back door. They said they would take Nicole to the hospital themselves.

TMZ says that before Nicole collapsed, she hung out for awhile with Lindsay Lohan inside the club. Nicole's rep denies that the kid collapsed...

Bill Maher supports South Park

Maher in his Halloween costume...now that's class

Photo: Oh no they didn't

Halloween announcement

Michael Jackson will make a rare public appearance at the World Music Awards in London next month. He will receive a Diamond Award, an award given to artists who sell more than 100 million albums.

"We are thrilled to be bringing the World Music Awards to London, the music capital of the world," said founder Melissa Corken. "The presence of Michael Jackson is very exciting for us."

Jackson last performed in Britain in 1997.

Random look a-like

Jill Goodacre (Harry Connick's wife) and Claire Forlani...uncanny

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Friday, October 27, 2006

Nick and Jessica back together??

The Enquirer reports that the two might host a new MTV show together called "Ex's!" A show about celeb couples who have split and decide to expose their battles- or happiness throughout the process. I bet Hasselhoff is the first to sign on

Since Newlyweds was a big part of Nick and Jessica's breakup- MTV is allegedly offering some major cash money and part-ownership in the show.

Scare the celebs!

VH1 sends some brave celebs out for an eerie ghost hunt on Celebrity Paranormal this Sunday night.

Supermodel Rachel Hunter, comedian Godfrey, Baywatch's Traci Bingham, workout guru Tony Little, and Survivor winner Ethan Zohn visit New England to stay overnight at an abandoned asylum for the criminally insane.

They investigate the story of a patient who claimed she was possessed by a dangerous entity named "Pearl", who forced her to violently kill her own brother. Scary! Watch the celebs go look for freaky possessed Pearl and get yourself in the mood for some Halloween!

Airs Sunday nights at 10 PM ET/PT on VH1

Jude is looking rough

Jude Law and Robin Wright Penn at a photocall in London

For the love of Gab....it's Friday

Let the adoption baby wars begin

Same mouth...different celeb

Snoop gets busted

Sharon Osbourne on Madonna's new purchase

Bad, bad controversy on the way regarding poor Steve Irwin

Passing the Simpsons to the UK

And you thought celebs were twisted

Yum...Brad Pitt arse

Going clodhopper

Catherine Zeta in New York

Brad & Angelina hit more trouble

While in India shooting "A Mighty Heart," Brangelina hit drama again after their "hired aircraft" landed at a palace hotel in western India without permission.

The couple's helicopter landed at a palace in Jodhpur city in the desert state of Rajasthan after claiming it needed to make an emergency landing, according to the Times of India newspaper.

Bhura Ram Delu, a Jodhpur official, said the helicopter did not have permission to land at the luxury hotel's private helipad. The penalty for the violation was not immediately known. Delu said they will review the report from air traffic control for further details.


"Nope, the smell isn't coming from my pits... that gallon of Summer's Eve was a total fu*king waste." Yeeeah!

"Scent of slut - hits stores in November" I'm Not Obsessed

"Before getting so smug about her underarm situation, perhaps Paris should take a look at her boob n' belly moat.." Mollygood

"Will the skank, ass, jizz, whore sluts please raise their hands?" Dlisted

"Nothing beats the oozing smell of sex, drugs and...sex" Gabs

"This is hot - I think this smell could be my next- Skank-Scent
of Hilton
" Popbytes

"For Paris Hilton, this is the sweetest smell of success she'll ever know." Glitterati

Hong Kong tells Mariah to stick it

Mariah Carey's Hong Kong concert has been canceled after she made a string of "last minute diva demands." Noooo.

Promoters in the Chinese territory are furious at Carey's "unreasonable" behavior, but refused to divulge the exact nature of her requests. However, they insisted "sluggish" ticket sales also accounted for the cancellation.

Concerts Asia says, "As promoters of the Mariah Carey Hong Kong concert, we have decided to cancel the event effective immediately due to both the poor response of public ticket sales and also due to specific last-minute demands which we find wholly unreasonable and not with the best interests of Hong Kong, us and also the fans."

The company claims only 4,000 tickets were sold.

A night in NYC

Mariska Hargitay

Gwyneth Paltrow

Anne Hathaway

Fashion Group International Presents the 23rd Annual Night of Stars in NYC

Nicole Richie finally gets help

But it's not for an eating disorder....it's for "weight issues"...We have been wrong this whole time!

Her rep explains: "Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she's not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

"She's tired of everyone saying you don't eat, because she does," a source told People. "She wants to gain weight. It wasn't anyone saying you have to go do this- it wasn't an intervention. It was her saying I'm tired of people saying this about me, I'm going to go get some tests. It was a personal decision." Indeed.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Gab about it

Cash, credit or Carmen?

Courtney Love has a boyfriend...no, he's not new, just used

Spice Girl plans TomKat's wedding

Nicole told Keith....clean up your act fool!

Be a celeb baby smuggler for Halloween

K Fed can't stop talking about K Fed

Mischa Barton settles

Ashton is worried about Demi's daughter...tuh, why?

Anna Nicole isn't good enough for the Bahamas

Don't come any closer....I will cut you

Lohan at the Xbox "Gears of War" Launch Party in Hollywood

Couric is jealous of Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa spoke up on Live yesterday, explaining how Katie Couric has avoided her numerous times at events. According to Ripa, the most recent snub took place just this Monday at an event sponsored by Harvey Weinstein to promote environmental awareness.

Ripa told the audience Couric didn't just give her a quick brush-off this time around- she actually switched her place card in an attempt to move her seat further away.

"The last time I almost got seated next to Katie Couric was at the Trump wedding. Do you remember? At the last minute, she switched over to the Today show table," Ripa said. Sounds like good luck to me.

"This is a very bitter pill to swallow," Ripa said about the latest incident. Couric's people said, "There's nothing but positive feelings between Katie and Kelly." Yeah, yeah. Ripa's people say Kelly was "kidding"...oh, but we hear her loud and clear


Naomi beats up her drug counselor

For the one hundredth time, Naomi Campbell was arrested yesterday after her drug counselor accused Campbell of attacking her. Campbell was taken to a police station in central London after being arrested on suspicion of assault at an address in the British capital's Westminster district. What a freak! A reader passed this along and I didn't believe them....

Police officers visited the location where the alleged incident took place. The unnamed, female counselor was reportedly scratched all over her face.

A rep for Campbell says "there has been a misunderstanding." He adds, "We are sure it will all be sorted out when the police investigate." W h a t e v e r! How long will this go on? Until she kills someone??

Campbell is currently fighting three lawsuits, all filed by former employees, who claim the Naomi assaulted them. Well, let's go ahead and make that four.