Thursday, November 15, 2007

Matt Damon is the sexiest



Matt Damon has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Damon reportedly wrote a letter to People saying he didn't feel worthy and suggested Tom Brady be named instead. Awww. Hot and humble. The rest of the list follows:

2. Patrick Dempsey
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Brad Pitt
5. James McAvoy
6. Johnny Depp
7. Dave Annable
8. Will Smith
9. Javier Bardem
10. Shemar Moore

Damon said, "You've given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime."

People/Image:Celebitchy

Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry



Are an item?! Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry were caught making out at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills.

One lurking diner told the Daily News, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."

Another mole said, "After they finished their food she went to sit next to him and they started cuddling and nuzzling into one another. They looked really into each other." Awww. Mandy Perrymoore.

Look who my dad is dating!!



Word is Lance Armstrong's daughter brought Ashley Olsen to her elementary school for show and tell.

"Ashley was shown and told at the girl's Texas school," sources claim. What happened to the days of pet turtles and postcards?

Meanwhile, what does Sheryl Crowe think about the weird hookup? "When her friends asked her what she thought about Lance and Ashley, Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, 'That's pathetic. Ashley's a kid.'"

Crowe's rep said she did not make the comment. Well, we'll make one for her. Perv!!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Brangelina Island



Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly purchased an island off the coast of the United Arab Emirates city of Dubai.

Their land is part of a luxury development of 300 small islands shaped like a world map in the sea close to the Gulf state.

Pitt and Jolie are reported to have made the purchase in an effort to showcase environmental issues- and encourage people to live a greener life.

Source

Half way there....



Christina Aguilera at Rock the Vote at Kitson

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

On the town with Fur-ley



Liz Hurley in Manhattan

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Fergie and Josh...Over?



Rumor is Fergie and her hot boyfriend of three years, Josh Duhamel, are breaking up. Apparently, the crazy sex has started to fade and they're discovering that they don't have much in common.

A source told Star, "She's been on the road since spring- nothing takes precedence over her career, not even Josh. They still squeeze in time together here and there, but they're not together as often as they should be. They are finding their differences are too much to overcome."

Supposedly their sex life has kept them together this long. "She'll dress up in kinky clothes, like latex hot pants and push-up bras. When they have a fight, she has sex with him, and he forgets about it."

It doesn't help that hot Josh is a big time flirt. "When he enters a room, he heads for the prettiest girl. He loves being close to beautiful women. It gives him a high."

Star/Image: Evil Beet Gossip

Beyonce offends Reno



A billboard in Reno featuring Beyonce in a bikini has residents hopping mad. The ad is for KWNZ radio, and people are calling it "raunchy". One local says: "It's obscene. I have my two little grandkids coming over here, and they don't need to be seeing that. You can change the channel on the TV but you can't change that."

Residents in Reno are petitioning to have the salacious image taken down. Scott Seidenstricker, manager of KWNZ, says: "The billboards were taken from publicity shots and this is the way those people perform. So to show them in a jogging suit probably wouldn't be the right thing."

"It complies with all the locational criteria that are set out in our advertising and conduct codes."

Yahoo

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Houndstooth from hell



Paris at JJ Mahoney's in Seoul, South Korea

Image: JJB

The Seal Clan





Heidi Klum and her boys Henri, 2 and Johan 1

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Daniel Craig kicks back and watches the hot girls



Daniel Craig is "hand-picking" his hot, new Bond girls for his next 007 film. Wow. Tough job. "Daniel campaigned for Eva Green to do Casino Royale and is having a similar input in the casting of the next film."

"There'll be four girls, all of whom will look Latin-American as much of the film is set in Panama, and Daniel is having a hard time choosing between those screen testing."

Brazilian actress Cleo Pires and Israeli Moran Atias are in the running, according to the goss....

Source: Celebitchy...Click here for more (including NSFW pics)

Hasselbeck's new quaterback is here



Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave birth to a 7-pound, 15-ounce baby boy on Friday. Her husband, NFL quarterback Tim says, "We're thrilled he arrived safely. Both mom and son are happy and healthy."

Elizabeth called The View this morning and announced the baby's name on the show, Taylor Thomas.

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Prayers for Kanye West



Kanye's mother passed away over the weekend, due to complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure.

Donda West, 58, was a retired professor and former chairwoman of the Chicago State University English department. She was very supportive of her son. "Kanye likes to think as a hobby and speak his own mind. He was always like that," Donda West told InStyle earlier this year. "He came out of the womb looking like he had that attitude." Their family rep "asks for privacy during this time of grief."

People

Friday, November 09, 2007

Gab on a Friday



Amy Winehouse's enabler arrested....be sure to read his "to do" list

What the eff?

Christina Ricci joins Meerkat Manor

Wow. Check out the new little Aguilera. The audience? No words.

Britney.... Cool with losing the kids, but damnation- don't tell her she made Maxim's No.5 on their Unsexiest

Jen Garner and her baby xerox

Victim sues Dog man over racial slurs

Devil woman bites off boyfriend's lip.

New Yorkers try to help man find his mystery love lady on subway

NYC restaurant offers desert with cocoas from 14 countries served in a gold goblet and 1 ct of diamonds...for $25,000

Bad Rihanna....



Word is Rihanna was kicked out of her cousin's wedding back in October for wearing a sleazy dress and busting out the diva.

According to The Enquirer, "No one expected her to show up at the wedding dressed like she was on stage. She was the center of attention instead of the bride, and the bride and groom got upset." Betch.

Rihanna went to her cousin Nigel Alstrom's wedding in Barbados on October 27. "She put on a show- blowing kisses to fans as she entered the church."

A family source said, "She should have been more low-key, dressed appropriately and not have had such a star attitude. She had words with her aunt and mother, and was asked to leave." Before she left she allegedly said, "What am I supposed to do, come dressed in a paper bag?" Yes. Next time just think Diane Keaton.

Enquirer/ Image: Egotastic

If Brad Pitt was homely....



"Look, Brad is an incredible actor, but do you think he'd be a famous movie star if he didn't look like that? Come on!"

Jonathan Rhys Meyers via Us

Eminem has a girlfriend



According to Star Mag, Eminem is dating a Kim Mathers clone. Marni Bright is a music studio manager that has known Em for a couple of years.

"She was a great person for him to lean on when he was going through his last breakup with Kim, and it developed into something more," according to a pal. "She isn't some party girl looking to make the scene and trying to make a name off Em's celebrity. They go out and grab pizza, stay in and watch TV or play with his daughter Hailie." Aww. Emarni. He deserves a nice gal....

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9 1/2 Drinks...That's all, wtf?



Mickey Rourke was arrested yesterday on suspicion of driving under the influence in Florida. Rourke had just left a club in Miami around 4am when he got caught making an illegal turn on his scooter-yes, his scooter - in front of a policeman.

A pap witnessed the incident told TMZ, "They... crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter. They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered, 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"

The police report claims that Rourke's eyes were bloodshot, his face flushed and his speech slurred as he told the officer: "What the f**k did I do?!" before saying, "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much." Rourke was booked and being held on a $1,000 bond.

TMZ

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Priest arrested for stalking Conan O'Brien



Prosecutors announced that a Boston priest was arrested last week for trying to enter a taping of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."

The Rev. David Ajemian, started sending O'Brien emails and letters about a year ago. The threatening letters were on parish letterhead. The freaky priest even contacted Conan's parents. (Insert psycho music here)

Ajemian referred to himself as "your priest stalker" and complained of not being allowed in to see an earlier taping of the O'Brien show.

"Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?" the note said. "I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution -- or a spot on your couch," wrote Ajemian, who signed the notes "Padre"

O'Brien has not made any good jokes about it yet is not commenting, an NBC spokesman said.

The Boston Archdiocese said in a statement that Ajemian had been placed on leave and was no longer allowed to minister publicly.