Friday, July 15, 2005

Cameron is giddy at trial



Cameron Diaz was in court yesterday testifying against photographer John Rutter, who allegedly tried to exhort money from her in 2003 for a set of topless photos.

"Charming the jury as she giggled through part of her three hour testimony Cameron insisted she wasn't ashamed of the topless pics." Although not happy about the release of the photos, she believes she looked good topless.

"At least I have that going for me," she told the courtroom. Cameron says when Rutter first approached her she suggested a partnership, but quickly realized he was trying to blackmail her after he told her he planned to sell the photos to "people who were intentionally trying to hurt me" and who wanted to "portray me as a bad angel".

AP

Eminem's tour bus crashes



A tour bus for Eminem crashed and overturned after hitting two trucks on an interstate highway in Missouri, police said. Eleven people were injured and Eminem was not on the bus.

The Missouri State Highway Patrol said the bus was traveling at a high rate of speed when it ran off the road Wednesday night to avoid a collision with a semitrailer, then swerved back onto the roadway and hit the truck.

The bus then hit another semitrailer and overturned. One of the truck drivers estimated the bus was traveling at 85-90 mph. Yeeeehaw...

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Happy Friday!!



The week is over...updates at lunch

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Jessica Simpson had a birthday











Celeb filled with 80's music spinning..and Nick got custom rims for his wife's 25th.

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Nicky Hilton buys her own designs off the shelf



Nicky Hilton was shopping at LA's Kitson earlier this month and a fellow shopper noticed that she picked up $300 worth of her own designs and paid retail. Huh? Apparently this isn't anything unusual.

Her sister Paris goes to Kitson and does the same thing. Why? Publicity? Easy access?
"Gwen Stefani buys her own line L.A.M.B.," said a Kitson insider.

InTouch

Denise & Charlie getting back?



It has been "claimed" that Richards & Sheen are getting back together. She just filed for divorce in March after bashing him for cheating with prostitutes.

Now her friends are saying she wants him back because of the wonderful support he has given since the recent birth of new baby.

"Denise and Charlie are getting back together. She's been finding it difficult to cope with a new baby and their other daughter. Charlie's pulled out all the stops to make it easier". Good luck with all that...

FemaleFirst

Ed Norton has a new chick



And he is so damn happy about it!

JJB

Kate Bosworth needs to choose her man



Bosworth has been filming "Superman Returns" in Australia and Orlando is filming the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel in the Bahamas.

Kate has been seen hooking up with Bloom...when he is around that is. He flew from his location to hers to show the love. However, rumor is when he leaves she's having a torrid affair with model Lundi Shackleton, pictured above. Ole' Lundi is a driver on the set of her film and they have practically been "living together." Other reports say she has told Lundi to get lost.

"Kate is seeing Lundi, even though Orlando is trying to get her back," said an IN Touch insider. "He even has one of his assistants carry two cell phones for him- a general line and one strictly for calls from Kate."

In Touch

Celeb quote of the day



"I once went to a girl's house and she had every book that you're supposed to have read. I looked at the spines and not a single one of them was cracked. It was like jewelry."

Zach Braff

Beckham and his mini me





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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Aguilera chops hand



Shiver warning: Christina Aguilera "sliced" two tendons in her hand on a piece of glass while hanging at out at home. Eww eww.

Her publicist said, "It is uncomfortable and she has it in a sling to rest it." Ya think? Time to CHEW the vike.

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Nick & Jessica to adopt



Simpson says her and husband Nick plan to adopt within the next year. She said she *already* tried to adopt a baby from a Mexican orphanage when she was a fresh sixteen year old. Wtf??

Jessica said, "That's what I wanted for my birthday but I couldn't legally get a baby across the Mexican border. I'll end up doing something which will touch somebody in some way that's good...through orphanages."

Dlisted

Brad is okay..thank GOD



Pitt checked himself into an LA hospital after getting some serious "flu like" symptoms. His publicist, Cindy Guagenti, says he is "doing okay."

Whew. He has been traveling the globe and he had just returned from Ethipoia. Who knows what the hell he has picked up?

"I think he has the flu," Guagenti said. "They just want to make sure it wasn't anything else," she added. "He's doing okay. It's not that big of a deal."

AP

Kelly Osbourne is doing a body over



Osbourne was recently admitted to a hospital because of depression, over her self image. Her mom Sharon said Kelly is constantly attacked by critics over her weight and looks.

"The final straw came when a British talk show host asked Kelly if she had digitally manipulated photos to make herself look skinny," Sharon said. That "finally" caused her mental breakdown.

Well, Kelly learned a lot from that hospital stay. "I'm going to get lifted, sucked, tucked and Botoxed until my forehead doesn't move," Kelly said. Won't that be pretty...Why didn't she think of that before?

Lohan is the Disney Queen



Lohan is in "negotiations" to star in another Disney remake. Boredom. After lead roles in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Herbie, they want her to appear in an updated version of Swiss Family Robinson.

"According to movie insiders, director Jonathan Mostow is determined to get Lindsay to sign on the dotted line before shooting starts next year in Australia."

Scruffy McScruff is a multitasker




Newly married to Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck eats a whole meal while pumping gas. Amazing.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Whitney Houston to replace zany Abdul?



Whack replaces whack....if this is true. Rag alert by Star mag: "Producers of American Idol have asked Whitney Houston to be a judge on the fifth season of the show." Hmmm, a pretty close replica of Paula she is. Snort.

Star also says that Mariah Carey has been approached. Uh uhhh. However loopy Carey is, she is indeed the most popular female artist in *history.* Remember- she has had 62 total weeks of No. 1 hits... ranking second only to Elvis. I still can't believe that. Anywho, why the hay would she do American Idol?

Ananova

Celeb quote of the day



"I believe that blind people can fall in love too, so I don't believe in love at first sight."

Ashton Kutcher

What are those girls from Sex and the City up to?


Sarah Jessica Parker


Kristen Davis

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Tom Cruise likes Italian food...a lot



Tom Cruise flew three of his favorite Italian chefs half way accross the world just to cook for his birthday last week. The "chefs" are from restaurant Dal Bolognese in Rome, Italy.

Cruise celebrated on a yacht in the Dutch Antilles isles off Venezuela with friends and family. They were served an exclusive three course meal of tagliatelle ragu, veal Milanese and chocolate tiramisu.

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Pam Anderson does accessories



Anderson is designing three different lines, Sensuality, Winter Beach and Star. They include handbags and belts with "a range of materials" including denim and of course no leather for the PETA girl.

The line will hit the UK this autumn. Pamela said, "My lifestyle is always changing, one minute I'm a beach babe, the next a rock chick and the next a mom of two at home in Malibu. Thanks to my collection of accessories, wherever I am or whatever I am doing, I always look great."

Monday, July 11, 2005

No way...



Britney Spears said she would like to design her own range of maternity clothes. NO....not kidding.

She says, "There's so much nasty stuff out their for moms-to-be, I can't work out why stores don't sell funkier stuff. I have ideas about more modern designs and it would be fun to utilize them."

This explains so much.

Ananova

Hugh Grant is naughty



Hugh Grant and his girl Jemima Kahn reportedly had crazy sex in full view of their stunned neighbors!

"The couple were in such a rush to make love they forgot to draw the curtains of their London home," writes British newspaper the Daily Express.

The neighbor said, "The story of what was seen here has spread like wildfire. A young housewife changing the sheets in her bedroom couldn't help but see what Hugh and Jemima were doing because they were pressed up against their window.
Suffice to say that Hugh, who seemed to be behind Jemima, was showing his love for her in a most enthusiastic and energetic manner."

Hmmm, energetically from behind. Yowza. At least it was with his *girlfriend* and not a HOOKER...

Celeb quote of the day



"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous."

Anna Kournikova

Brad Pitt at The Grand Prix



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Oh, helllll no



Kirstie Alley, Kelly Preston and John Travolta have jumped on the crazy wagon lead by Tom Cruise. The are starting a "public drive" to restrict prescription medication. Who the HELL do these people think they are??? Oh yeah, brainwashed celebs I forgot.

Alley and Preston wrote an open letter to the Food and Drug Administration, which reads, "We can no longer sit back and let the clock tick, waiting for more deaths, suicides or people driven to violent acts by psychotropic drugs."

They say "psychotropic" drugs cause suicide and violence among users. Alley and Preston wrote an open letter to the Food and Drug Administration saying, "We can no longer sit back and let the clock tick, waiting for more deaths, suicides or people driven to violent acts by psychotropic drugs."

Alley (Scientologist believer,former coke addict) says "parents are misled" and Preston (Scientologist believer, former drama student) says, "Parents are turning their kids into walking time bombs."

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Charlize Theron



Out shopping obviously...where has she been lately?

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Lenny Kravitz is an established designer



Lenny Kravitz started a business two years ago in Miami called Kravitz Design. He decorated his own homes, including one in New Orleans, and magazines started to take notice such as Vogue.

He has two partners in the firm but Kravitz uses his own fashion style to help create an "opulent retro decor."

"We were quiet at first, just doing some private homes, and then moved into doing a penthouse recording studio. We're doing hotels. We've got three or four things on the table now," Kravitz said.

"I love things that are rooted in classic styles," he said. "You'll see quite a blend of furniture. You might see an art nouveau chair next to a chair from the '60s."

"There's a lot of styles to it, because like in music, I'm well versed in style, so it could be completely modern, it could be classic in different styles," Kravitz said. "It has to be comfortable, it has to have sensuality to it." Sensual he is...

AP
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Celeb quote of the day



"I tried on a hundred pairs of jeans to find out what looks good on my ass. Daisy Duke was known for her ass, so I had to do her justice."

Jessica Simpson

Pink in Bev Hills



Looks like someone is already planning a wedding.

JJB

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Nicolas Cage in 9/11 movie



Oliver Stone will direct a film based on the story of two police officers that were trapped in the rubble on September 11, 2001.

Nicolas Cage will star as Port Authority police Sgt. John McLoughlin. McLoughlin and fellow officer William J. Jimeno became trapped during rescue efforts after the collapse of the twin towers.

"It's a work of collective passion, a serious meditation on what happened and carries within a compassion that heals," Stone said. "It's an exploration of heroism in our country, but it's international at the same time in it's humanity."

The film also will focus on the officers' rescuers and their families. McLoughlin and Jimeno are said to be the *last* two men rescued.

The film will release next year.

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Please give Bono his hat back



Bono went to court in Dublin to sue Lola Cashman, a stylist that worked for the band U2 in the 80's. She took his pants, sweatshirt, earrings, polaroid photos and a Stetson cowboy hat. Bono said the items sound trivial but they are personal.

Cashman spilled it on the band when she wrote a book last year. She claims the items were a gift, Bono says the band only gives that kind of stuff to charities. Come on lady!

Bono said, "It's not something that would happen. You may have wealth and power, but when someone is trying to push us around and threatening to publish books about us, at a certain point you have to say, 'Stop right there!.' "

Oprah...that will show em'



Here's something entertaining: Oprah is having a garage sale and selling everything Hermes in her whole house. Sigh..."Oprah once loved Hermes, she spent millions there," her friend said. Those beautiful days are gone.

Back in June Oprah arrived at the Paris Hermes 15 minutes after they were closed. She was shut down at the door. She just can't get over it. Let it go! Unclench!

She is selling all items Hermes and donating the money to charities that fight racism. Scarves usually run around $400 and a Birkin handbag as much as $20,000.

In addition to this madness, Oprah has been offered $1 million to appear in an ad for Louis Vuitton. POW.

In Touch

Random celeb fears...



Colin Farrell, Jennifer Aniston and Whoopie Goldberg are afraid to fly. Keanu Reeves is scared of the dark.

Sarah Michelle Gellar has a phobia of real graveyards, producers had to build a fake one to film the second series of her Buffy series.

Matthew McConaughey fears revolving doors and tunnels. Christina Ricci worries about a shark coming out of a hatch in her home swimming pool. Wtf?

Oprah has a phobia of chewing gum that stems from her childhood. Hermes probably had something to do with it....

Enews

Snoop and his hydro



Snoop was soooo high last week he was over an hour late to his concert in Norway.

Then, Snoop Dogg openly smoked marijuana on stage. "When he did finally arrive he was still smoking the drug and even cheekily offered it to the audience." Had to be some good shiggy nit.

A witness said: "He was too busy smoking a joint and playing his Xbox to get there on time. Then he asked if anyone in the audience wanted a smoke, and he openly admitted he was smoking weed".

Updates today late afternoon!

FemaleFirst

Friday, July 08, 2005

Mariah Carey...sad surprises



For ME anyway. First, Mariah has a 44 year old sister. Who the hell knew? Second, this sister is a hooker named Alison and she is HIV positive. Third, she was arrested after being set up by the NYPD. For the love of butterflies.

Alison said, "I got a call to meet a guy on a boat that was docked in a marina. I went onto the boat and told them I needed to use the bathroom. The man said, 'Don't use that room,' and he tried to stop me from opening the door but when I did I saw a policeman with radio equipment, and that's when they busted me for prostitution."

"The police have it in for me in Suffolk County", she said.

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Alba's dad still mad about GQ



Jessica Alba said her dad still isn't over the GQ photoshoot (above photo) she did in April. She said, "My dad doesn't like it. He is still angry about the cover, which is the most risque thing that I have ever done and will ever do. But my mom was cool."

Her turn-offs? "An overly macho guy is really annoying. When a guy picks fights with other guys, I am usually out of there." Turn-ons? "Confidence and humor."

Go ahead and laugh your ass off







I have been meaning to share this with you. So clever and talented, sketches that caption everything we are all thinking about when staring at these celebs. Check out many more at Gallery of the Absurd. Be sure to set your soda/coffee/vokda ton down first.

I'll play Bobby you play Whitney...



Speaking of laughing, Harrods' Mohamed Al-Fayed is one of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's HOOK UPS!!!

The two whacks want to have more children. So Al-Fayed gave Brown "Egyption Viagra" during an episode of "Being Bobby Brown." Yes, there is a reality show with Bobby and Whitney running now.

"A thrilled Brown swallowed the pill his friend gave him after the Harrods boss told him it would give him an immediate erection." Oh my God.

The episode also featured the Dalai Lama, who met Brown outside a London hotel after the singer and his entourage screamed "Mr Lama, Mr Lama" to get the holy man's attention. Oh that's nice.

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Tara Reid & Paris



Uhhhh. Maybe Tara is joining Courtney Love in the fight against all things hippie.

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