Gordon Ramsay burns his balls

British chef Gordon Ramsay "burnt his genitals in the kitchen last week because he wasn't wearing any underwear."

Ramsay says he was in "absolute agony" after the incident. Ya think? He went to a private London hospital for treatment, but told everyone it was for a knee injury.

He said, "I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. My b**ocks were burning. I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday. People think I went in for a knee injury."

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Christina Aguilera in Santa Monica....can't hide the belly much longer!

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Shaquille O'Neal files for divorce

After nearly five years of marriage and four children together, Shaquille O'Neal filed for divorce from his wife Shaunie on Tuesday.

"The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken," reads the petition. It also states that the couple has a prenuptial agreement, and the agreement "will be filed ...under seal."

According to People, the agreement "contains extensive provisions providing for confidentiality and non-disclosure."

O'Neal says in the petition that his wife has been "secretive about her assets ... particularly with respect to certain properties owned or titled in either her name alone or in other entities" and requests that the court require her to give a "correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities including bearer securities" acquired during the marriage.

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Jude Law arrested for manhandling photog

Jude Law was arrested for allegedly attacking a photographer outside his west London home. According to reports, Law accused the photographer of "being a pedophile" for trying to snap photos of his children.

The photographer said, "I was at a bus stop near Jude's house but I wasn't taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag."

"He was by himself when he recognized me and started accusing me of being a pedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behavior." He accused Law of trying to grab his camera and paramedics were called. I thought the camera was tucked away in a bag?

Law was taken to the police station and fingerprinted on "suspicion of causing bodily harm." The poor, defenseless photog suffered minor injuries. Bail was set and Jude must return in October.

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Thuggin with my baby boy

Beyonce and Jay Z caught on the town....In November, Beyonce will perform in Malaysia- and she has already been warned to abide by their dress code.

Concert organizer Razlan Ahmad Razali, said that Beyonce must cover up her body for the performance. "As of now, her concert is still on," he said.

Gwen Stefani performed in Kuala Lumpur back in August and was forced to do the same- covering her cute self with jackets and leggings under her dresses and mini-skirts. The show was still a success with a sell-out audience.

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Pitt Bullo pisses of paparazzo

Brad Pitt refused to remove his sunglasses during a photo call at the Venice Film Festival on Monday. Pitt is in Venice to promote his new film The Assassination of Jesse James

Italian press begged Brad to take off his shades, but he ignored them- earning the adorable nickname "Pitt Bullo" (bully)

Pitt, described as wearing "an indifferent smile," rejected repeated requests by the paps to remove his glasses, then passed them to his co-star Casey Affleck, who put them on. The photogs supposedly left the shoot in protest.

Photo: Just Jared

Gab on

Whoopi pulls a Jamie Foxx and explains the dog torture thing

The magic of a Harley gathering

Britney allegedly left her two babies alone at home to go have sex on a date. Niiice.

Nic Kidman opens up about her two miscarriages

MK Olsen is smiling. You heard me.

The complete lowdown on Beyonce at Staples Center

Maggie Gyllenhaal does the sexy

Britney refurbishes her old music

Jessica Biel in latex

Heath Ledger is bummed

Valentino retires

Texas woman saves the head of a blood sucking Chupacabra. Sweet.

Butt naked man with vaseline hands driving around....arrested and charged

Airline sacrifices goat for the sky god

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The rumors are true...Halle is carrying a supermodel baby

TMZ reports that Halle Berry is three months pregnant with her model boyfriend's fetus. Producers of Berry's upcoming film Tulia have delayed filming in October because she is with child. Berry has been dating hot tamale Gabriel Aubry since 2005.

A source said Halle was all set to star in the movie about the drug and racial profiling scandal in Tulia, Texas. The film also starred Billy Bob Thornton. Producers may decide to pick up again at a later date.

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JT does his K Fed impression

Timberlake at the Jet Nightclub after his performance in Vegas. Party dude.

Oh no they didn't

Baby Chili Pepper coming soon.....

Anthony Kiedis, 44, and his gal, model Heather Christie, 21, hit the beach in Malibu

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McCartney and Zellweger pop up again

Paul McCartney and Renee Zellweger enjoyed a second date together at The American Hotel in New York. Renee is the same age as Paul's eldest daughter Mary- 38.

They had an "intimate candlelit dinner" next to the fireplace. A lurker said, "It's an extremely romantic place to meet for dinner. The dining rooms are very dimly lit, mostly with candlelight."

"Sir Paul and Renee left separately - but they looked like they were enjoying themselves." The pair lingered over their romantic meal for two hours... McCartney is 65

Photo: Splash/ Daily Mail

Wake up!

What is today? Here, have some Eva ass. Longoria was in Spain over the long weekend for the Good Foundation Philanthropic Awards

Photo: JJB

Hot damn! Check out Cam's gams

Just look at her hotness. That chick is obviously blinded by it.

Cameron Diaz on set of What Happens In Vegas...."The story line revolves around the two main characters, who meet for the first time in Las Vegas and suddenly find themselves married. Soon after, one of the newlyweds wins a mega jackpot and both characters launch a campaign to undermine each other in order to claim the money."

Time to scoot around for the paps

Jessica Simpson out on the town. Is it me or is she starting to look... different?

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Check out those legs

Charlize Theron at the In The Valley Of Elah photocall during day 4 of the 64th Venice Film Festival on Saturday in Venice, Italy. Word on the street is she's finally enagaged. She has only been dating Townsend for like, 20 years....what's the rush?

Oh, to be cool like Britney

Contactmusic.com says that Britney Spears has hit back at Keira Knightley after Keira's comments regarding celebs going out and forgetting their panties.

Knightley said "The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They are just real people proving they are sluttier than everybody else because they don't wear any knickers."

Britney allegedly laughed and said, "Who's Keira Knightley? I guess she must need the publicity." Uhhh. Yeah, Keira is just some actress. Maybe Keira should abuse kids and do the wig thing. Then maybe, just maybe, she can be as talented and respected as Britney is. Heee Haw!

TGIF Gab

Britney leaks

Celeb girl/girl crushes

Daniel Craig is engaged

Jen Garner is looking hot

Cameron and Ashton on location

Casting for Rock of Love 2

Elle MacPherson bikini pics

Mrs. Tennessee bitten by rattlesnake on the way to rehearsals, Mrs. Iowa saves her

Olympic dining guide....steamed crap or virgin chicken?

Shrimp boat captain delivers baby at sea with paper towels and a first aid handbook

Heroin addicted elephant released

Milf on the street

Denise Richards and her happy kids in Malibu

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What's my balance?

"I'm still not sure what I can afford. I still call up my accountant if I want to rent a beach house for a weekend. I'll call and ask him, Can I afford that?'"

Reese Witherspoon