What the heck is that noise? It's Katie Homes and her belly! Rumor is that Katie and her Scientology shadow, Jessica, went to the movies in Santa Monica recently. Soon after the couple sat down people began to hear a strange humming noise. The crowd was complaining and searching for the buzzing sound that wouldn't go away.
A manager was called and he tracked the sound all right, to Katie's belly. He pointed his flashlight at her and said, "Are you making that noise?" Scientology Jessica piped in and said that Katie was wearing a special electronic device that transmits vibrations- which create a soothing environment to her fetus.
The manager said, "I can't give you special treatment. You're annoying the customers so either turn the thing off or leave the theater!" Katie & Jessica got up and left buzzing. Katie's rep answered with "no comment."
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
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Posted by Gabs at 1:59 PM
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Katie is actually pregnant with a swarm of killer Scientology bees.
I am sick of these freaks. The funny thing is, check out the ad on this page in the upper left side! Funny. I bought one.
Just tell them to drink the Kool Aid and go away.
these stories get crazier every day!
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