Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The "Paris" Chopper







Don't forget to carry a random small animal. Paris has recently purchased a small monkey named "Baby Luv." Reports said that the monkey attacked her while she was shopping recently. Pffffft!!!!


The monkey bit Paris and clawed at her face as she entered the Agent Provocateur shop with the simian on her shoulder. Luckily, the 'Simple Life' star managed to pull the monkey off her face and then hooked Baby Luv on a leash which she attached to a cabinet so she could shop in peace.

11 comments:

Monogram Queen said...

Wish the monkey would have bitten off her hook nose. THAT would have been news.

Anonymous said...

If there is a God that will all be caught on video.

shrimpfriedrice said...

DAMMIT! My assassin ferrets failed at their mission!! Now I must wait and see if the monkey can finish the job . . .

Gabs said...

shrimp!! who is training these gnawing animals? what next? a kangaroo rat? you better succeed this time!

neal gardner said...

the monkey will have his own reality show next year.

shrimpfriedrice said...

Banana rat! Good idea . . . or nutria! I'll put them on my list of potential assassins.

So many celebs . . . so little time.

Mike V. said...

man, what is it with her and taking pictures??
open mouth, insert dong.
whoops, did I say that?? :)

Anonymous said...

well at least if she has an interview the monkey can do the talking.

staci said...

when is PETA going to go after her?

Jenni said...

MAKE HER STOP! Who would buy a Paris Hilton Chopper...this is WAY outta control!

Anonymous said...

i would love to see that monkey bite her ear off