Guy Ritchie...whadda ya want to hear?

French reporters hounded Guy Ritchie until he flat gave up. Ritchie said, "The first question was, 'How is it to be Mr Madonna?' And the second was, 'How many years were you in prison?'" ...Who knew?

"I kept telling them none, but they wouldn't believe me, so I gave up and told them seven." Now that's funny. Guy is currently making a documentary about Kabbalah. He said, "I'm making the documentary because I'm sick of people asking me about what Kabbalah is. I can just refer them to the film."