Paris Hilton models for the spring 06' 2 B Free linejustjared
And crotchless panties. You forgot the crotchless panties. Too bad that ferret couldn't have been rabid.
I know, the outfit! Headline: "Paris attacked by rabid ferret on runway"
Those poor ferret! He wanted nothing to do with that skeeze!
What she needs is some pants. Those poor children being subject to her drawers, they'll probably need therapy.
The 80's called. Olivia Newton John wants her shirt back.
I might have to stab myself in the eye for saying this, but-2 B Free's makeup guru must be a Beethovian Level Genius, cos she acctually looks good--OH WAIT--I guess it's just that you can't visibly see her labia lips. Wow, it's funny how NOT BEING ABLE to see one's vaginal opening can really spruce up one's appearance. And yes, I do pity the innocent children. And the ferret. I bet the only reason the ferret didn't spring out of her grasp on the catwalk was that he was either blinded by flashbulbs or sedated by her squelching, hoe-y pheremones. GAWD.
Is that a Nicky Hilton bag? It looks so cheap!
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