Monday, May 30, 2005

Paris Hilton is engaged to her twin man

Big surprise. Do you think she will stay married longer than her SISTER? I think Nicky was married to Todd Meister for like a day and a half. Paris Latsis proposed last Wednesday and they are both "thrilled." They celebrated with a barbecue and lots of friends and family. How common.,

Angelina..."I have NOT slept with BRAD"

Angelina says she will not sleep with Brad Pitt while he is still married to Jennifer Aniston. So she will break a marriage up...she just won't screw until the divorce papers are signed. Very admirable.

Jolie said, "To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive.
I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that." Then I guess she hasn't "seen" herself in months.

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt is walking around telling everyone that he wants to adopt a baby from Africa. He said, "I don't see how I can't adopt after having seen what I've seen. It makes all the sense in the world. I'm going back in a couple of weeks. There are some kids I want to visit."

Sienna Miller- tired of her pic taken?

Hmmm. Just a pic of Sienna trying to get through the day. I'm thinking she is just a *little* sick of the paparazzi.

Matt LeBlanc "I'm fat..get over it."

Matt LeBlanc says he's fed up with people calling him fat, and says there's nothing he can do about it. "It hurts when people have a go at your appearance," he said. "But then I'm a 36-year-old Italian, what do they expect me to look like?" He just needs to hook up with Lohan or Richie..problem solved.

Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day to all my buds that stop by my blog for some fun. Peace and love.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Willie Nelson releases REGGAE album

Yeah mon. Willie hit the draf weed this time instead of the schwag. It was so good he is releasing a new reggae album, "Countryman" in July. That's crazy!

Willie started the project TEN years ago when he first visited Jamaica and it has all been completed now. The project was shelved when the country star switched labels, and started again in 2004 after he signed on with Lost Highway Records. I love Willie.

Aguilera goes nutso

Christina was at LA's Mood Club when she caused a ruckus. According to goggle eyed witnesses, "a fight almost broke out."
They said she started jumping on the furniture and screaming at some guy at the club. What? Tom Cruise can do that but she can't?

She was yelling at the guy, "Get out! Get out!" as her security "held her back" causing a big scene. Her rep said she was NOT acting like a "diva." Yuck. I'm so tired of that word. "There was a drunk and unruly person at the club threatening Christina and he was removed," they explained.

Oliver Stone arrested...drugs and alcohol

In Beverly Hills, Oscar winning director Oliver Stone was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and driving while intoxicated, police said Saturday. Police took Oliver's pills and they are being anazlyzed at the lab. Uh oh.

Stone was released Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bail. Good luck dude.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Mariah Carey..biggest ever

I thought this was crazy...I had NO idea. Mariah Carey is the biggest selling female artist of ALL time. That means EVER. She has had more number ones than any other female artist in the USA- sixteen times. She is now closing in on The Beatles total of twenty chart toppers.

Mariah is thrilled, "I was in shock when I found out. It's great. It's really just such a blessing. My fans have stuck by me all this time and this is our record".

She also said, "Jay-Z threw a surprise party for me at his club 40/40- There was even a cake with 'Sweet 16' on it".

Claudia Schiffer new face for Mango

Claudia Schiffer has been named the new model for the fashion label Mango. The supermodel will replace Lizzy Jagger, who has been representing the company for six months. Claudia's new ads will be unveiled in July, a spokesperson for Mango confirmed to GLAMOUR.COM earlier today.

The Breakast Club reunites!!

LOVED that movie..still do! At the 2005 MTV Movie Awards airing June 9, the cast of the 80's movie will reunite. The only one left to confirm is Emilio Estevez but we will definitely see Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, Anthony Micheal Hall and Judd Nelson. Too cool! Jimmy Fallon will host the awards.

Yellowcard will perform the movie's theme song, "Don't You Forget About Me", originally recorded by Simple Minds. Now that song will be in your head allll day.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Lohan greedy?

During NYC's Upfront Week Lohan was all about free stuff at the Lucky/Cargo swag area. She horded 13 pairs of sunglasses worth $2,200, seven shirts, three jeans, two tanks and TONS of makeup and baubles. Toting more than $6,500 worth of goods, Lindsay said of the sunglasses, "I'm taking these because I earned them. I wore them in my new video."

Mary Kate's giant has lots o'money

Everyone knows Mary Kate Olsen has millions. But did you know that her big guy's worth lots more? Like way lots. His great grand pap passed in 1997 and he was worth 13 BILLION. Of course grandpa was a greek shipping tycoon...aren't they all?

Although he inherits gobs he still actually does things. He is a model, full time sophomore at USC and a pro kite See there. You thought HE was after HER money didn't you?

Ashton says, "Happy Friday bitches!"

This pic sums up the celeb vibe lately. Kutcher on his way to the studio in Hollyweird.

Schwimmer almost leaves stage

Former Friends star David Schwimmer threatened to leave the stage on opening night of his London play "Some Girls" because he saw paparazzi photographing him during a semi-naked scene. Lovely.

Schwimmer says the play is about, "Relationships and the choices people make, learning to live with those choices, and recovering from the damage done when those choices go wrong." Schwimmer says the photog ruined his debut by taking non-stop pics...especially during his "underwear" scene. When asked if he thought the guy came to take pics just because he was in his boxer shorts he replied, "I don't know, but if he did, he needed a giant lens."

Celeb quote of the day

"I remember being a little girl...and my mother had these huge diamond earrings. I said, 'Those are TOO big!' and she said, 'Honey, one day you will love these. Just remember the word Cartier.'
Tori Spelling

Pitt...Britain developer?

Brad Pitt is helping design a 475 million dollar seaside development in East Sussex. Swanky. Brad is looking for a place to live in Britain and he may end up designing his own new digs. Frank Gehry, an award winning architect AND Brad's mentor, is heading the project. Brad is now designing a restaurant and penthouse.

A council spokesman says, "Many people know about Frank Gehry as an architect and many more will know about Brad Pitt the actor. So it will bring the project and our ambitions to a wider audience." It is clearly stated that Brad has very good taste and they hope his involement will help to calm angry locals, who have protested against some of Gehry's bold designs.

Giselle doing supermodel tricks

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen, just hanging around for the usual photoshoot.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Melanie Griffith Vs. the cute 18 year old

You just can't go and make a movie without the affair drama. Antonio Banderas is filming "Take the Lead" and he has a perky, sweet 18 year old co-star, Lauren Collins. Melanie reportedly left a super too friendly note in the child's dressing room that wished "her luck on the film." Right. Veterans on the set are all translating it to "Hey bitch, Antonio's not up for grabs, and I'm right here watching." Meow.
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A new, more evil Simon Cowell

Like we need one. Yet another reality show, Hell's Kitchen will start on May 30. There are twelve chefs competing for a prize of running a restaurant on the show. Surprise...Gordon and Simon Cowell are old friends. Even better. Still, they say Gordon makes Simon "look like a pussy." Oops...I meant "pussycat."
In Touch

Celeb quote of the day

"I'm attracted to damaged boys who have a severe flaw in them. I find it attractive.I find it real."
Eva Longoria

Mariah is pathetic

This is just great. The self centered nut has a little, tiny Columbian lady that she hired to be her dog. According to Stuff mag, the little worker has to, "keep Mariah's long skirts from touching the floor and humping around a Louis Vuitton backpack filled with bottled water". I knew all those DIVA rumors were false. And wtf.... "humping around" a Vuitton pack?? There's your visual for the day.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Naomi booed on her own birthday

Poor supermodel! Really this chick can't catch a break lately. Guess who..PETA showed up at her party out at the Monaco Grand Prix. Protestors booed and chanted "Naomi Campbell- fur pimp." That is hilarious. At one time Campbell supported PETA but then started to model fur again.

The President of PETA said, "As Naomi rushed away it became clear that the best accessories for those who wear fur are ear plugs. It proves PETA fans are everywhere."

Lopez gets nasty

J Lo will make her first appearance in the hot, foxy 2005 Pirelli calendar. She will join a topless Kate Moss and other sexy stars/ models like Gisele Bundchen. You will have to wait until November for it to come out. Can't believe her boney, suspicious husband is allowing her to do it. Get on it J Lo.

Liv Tyler and baby

Liv Tyler and her 5 month old baby boy, Milo. Love his little shirt.

Kevin Spears plays golf

"Baby...I'm right here. Keep walking..we dont want a fat ass. That's a girl!"

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Paris ad too racy

As you may have heard, Paris did a commercial for LA burger joint, Carl's Jr. It shows her playing in the water and washing her Bentley looking all skanky and hot.

It's too much for an angry parental group, LA based Parents Television Council. The director, Melissa Caldwell said,"This commercial is basically soft-core porn, It's inappropriate for television."

The Los Angeles Times reported today that the group plans to mobilize its more than 1 million members to protest and is considering asking the Federal Communications Commission to declare the ad indecent.

Alicia Silverstone to wed

Alicia is having a nice, big vegan meal and an even MORE special vegan wedding cake to celebrate. Gag. She will marry long time boyfriend Chris Jarecki this summer. Rumor is Stella McCartney will design her dress. I hope it's vegan.
The Insider

Zootopia Arrivals


Rob Thomas. What's up with the scruffy dog? No, I don't mean Rob.

Gavin DeGraw

Justin & Cameron in Tennessee

They look sooo into each other. Cameron was there visiting JT while he rested in Tennessee after throat surgery. He just doesn't seem too happy about the whole thing. Thanks shrimp for the link.

"Sin City" UK Premiere

Some pics from the red carpet. Apparently Madonna was a surprise guest at the premiere and it just thrilled Brittany Murphy, "I'm so excited that Madonna's here tonight - it's only the second time I've ever been starstruck in my life," she said. "She's my idol. I've no idea what I'm going to say to her." Not that hard...start off with a little Kabbalah. AND the *first* time you were starstruck...was it with Kutcher, hmmm?

Brittany Murphy

Madonna & Guy Richie

Jessica Alba

Mickey Rourke and Eve Salvail

Britney still does grunge

Britney's stylist stages an intervention and forces her towards the nearest Pea in the Pod.... upgrading her ensemble to cover up that bump and those pudgy boobs.
Thanks shrimp for the post

Paris hates her body

The narcissist hates her body? Is that why she flashes her goods all the time? Paris told Smash Hits mag, "Oh my God! I had a panic attack when we started shooting 'House Of Wax'. I had to undress for one scene. I was like, 'I don't like my body."

Last week she was at a launch party in London when she shocked everyone. Paris did an impromptu performance of her song 'Scream' for everyone.

A guest said, "She was meant to be promoting her perfume but she wanted to promote her single at the same time.The dance floor cleared and she went wild on stage. She was in her own little world".

Victoria Beckham and son

Victoria Beckham and son Romeo go shopping.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Osborne on American men

Kelly Osborne is sick of LA and is moving back to Britain. Osborne had an interesting comment: "LA is a fantasy dream world. People think the streets are paved with gold but they're actually paved with shit and with shitty people." Whoa. She also said, "There is so much drama with American men. If you kiss them once they think you're in a relationship." Sky news

Lohan & Richie

I just had to post this so you could laugh while eating your bagel. Lindsay and Nicole like it really is. Pic from

Gwenyth new face of Estee Lauder


Don't know about you...but I think the last time I bought Estee was in high school. Gwenyth Paltrow was named Lauder's new model. Gwen will be part of advertising that celebrates Lauder's 10th anniversary.

Estée Lauder's global brand president John Demsey said last Friday, "She's talented. She's serious. She's beautiful. She's a mother, and she's respected in her craft."


"Friends" the movie?

All six stars from "Friends" are thinking of making a movie...that would make them 10 million a piece. Damnation. So far Aniston and Schwimmer are seriously considering the part. YA SURE?

Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reported, " 'Friends' may be over as a television entity, there are many who have believed for some time that people had not quite had enough of them just yet."

May be a silly rumor..Schwimmer was asked about the movie and said, "Talk to me again in 20 years. If I'm on really hard times, maybe I'll be pitching one".

Britney's baby grows

She will pop that cheeto out before you know it.


Jennifer Lopez goes shopping with her sister. Amazing.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Warren Beatty for Cali Governor?!

What?? Warren Beatty says he isn't ruling out running for governor of California.

Beatty, said he has "a real soft spot for actors, even if they are right-wing," and has always liked Schwarzenegger. But Arnold is a politician who should "rise to the higher level of that calling," Beatty said, and not denigrate fellow politicians by mocking them as "girlie men," as the governor did of Democratic lawmakers last summer. He did NOT say girlie men.

Vince Sollitto, Arnolds press sec. said, "I'm sure it's nothing personal. Warren's just mad at Republicans because he's afraid they're cutting off his Social Security." Beatty said he could do a better job than Schwarz. Why? Oh, because you're a celeb.

Do you know the "piano man?"

This man was found wandering the road in Dartford, England in a wet suit and tie with the labels cut out. He has been in a hospital since April 7 and he has not spoken a word. When a social worker gave him a pencil and paper he drew a picture of a grand piano. The worker took him to the hospital's piano and the man sat down and played Beatles tunes for more than two hours.

Everyone was stunned. At the sight of a camera he curls up in a ball and cries. Could he be a celeb gone astray? God Bless him. The question is: Is he a musical genius or a hoaxer? He is always terrified they say, except when he plays piano.

The National Missing Persons Helpline has received 320 calls and 70 e-mails after releasing a picture of the man and one of his piano drawings on Monday. The health trust has also received a number of telephone calls.

Benicio a real life hero

Bencio Del Toro saved Penelope Cruz and her mother after they all got stuck in an elevator in Cannes. They were all leaving the Majestic Hotel and the elevator stopped. Benicio got them both out of the lift with one hand! Wow...robust. Especially if it was both at once. A witness said the actor is very strong and pulled Penelope out like a "doll." Benicio said, "It was pretty hairy but I only did what any other man would do. I was glad to be able to help out."