Monday, July 18, 2005

Mischa & Rachel

"The O.C." stars Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton shopping together in West Hollywood.


Willis & Brooke getting back?

Willis took the hot Brooke to "the family get together" on July 4th this year. She arrived via Bruce's private jet and was met by the giddy Willis girls.

Ashton & Demi were there and it was one big happy shindig. So are they back together? Her rep says they never quit being friends. I always thought Brooke and Ashton would look way hot together...arent they about the same age?

Britney out in Malibu

Without extensions, looking like Courtney Love.


Celeb quote of the day

"Only when I'm golfing. Other than that, they're the greatest fun bags of all time."

Jenny McCarthy, on whether or not her breasts are a burden

Nicole Richie is fly


Christina Applegate

Once a cheater, always a cheater

Yes, Jude Law has admitted to cheating on his fiance, Sierra Miller. Jude's nanny, Daisy Wright, told newspapers about their hot affair. "It was amazing. Jude was a masterful lover who made my whole body tingle," Wright said.

Law said in a statement, "Following the reports in today's papers, I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most close to us. I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused. There is no defense for my actions which I sincerely regret and I ask that you respect our privacy at this very difficult time."

Hmmm. Where have we heard this before? Oh yeah..when he was cheating on his WIFE Sadie Frost...with Sienna.


Sunday, July 17, 2005

Celeb quote of the day

"If you try to chat them up, they cut you down. One time, I was just talking about my feelings or something, and this girl said, 'You're being a bit fucking deep, aren't you?' She was saying, 'I know what you want. Just get on with it.'"

Ewan McGregor, on Scottish women

Nicole & Lindsay try to shop

Look at the people fascinated with the circus...

Mischa moves fast

Barton dumped her wealthy, sloppy guy Brandon Davis just weeks ago. She's looking all happy with a new taller, slimmer version at an LA club. He actually looks like her in a weird way...

Jackson blown off....

No, not like that. Michael wanted his big comeback to be at London's Live 8 earlier this month but organizers didn't want any part of it.

A source said, "They didn't want Michael's appearance to overshadow the cause and all the great artists performing in it." That's an understatement...


Saturday, July 16, 2005

Friday, July 15, 2005

Gwen Stefani in high school


Fergie's sex dreams

The Black Eyed Peas girl said that out of all men, living and dead, Morrison intrigues her the most as a bed partner.

Fergie told Blender magazine, "I'd like to spend the night with Jim Morrison, because I would probably want to do a lot of drugs and have real trippy drug sex. He seems very creative in bed. I like that."

More celeb porn??

A random public citizen calling himself "JJ" has contacted a NY gossip column and claimed he has obtained a dirty sex tape of Colin Farrell and his ex girlfriend, Playboy model Nicole Narain.

"JJ alleges the tape begins with Narain in the nude in her living room switching on some music, and supposedly concludes with the camera focusing on her white cat, with Farrell saying, "Baby, you have the most beautiful (pussy)." Ackkkk!

He also claims the porn shows them trying different positions with Farell saying, "I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner." JJ wants seven figures for the video. Again, good luck with all that.

Contact Music

One two step...

Posing for a mag...Did you know Ciara has a twin? It's a trick. No not her..the photo


Celeb quote of the day

"For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end."

Catherine Zeta Jones

Cameron is giddy at trial

Cameron Diaz was in court yesterday testifying against photographer John Rutter, who allegedly tried to exhort money from her in 2003 for a set of topless photos.

"Charming the jury as she giggled through part of her three hour testimony Cameron insisted she wasn't ashamed of the topless pics." Although not happy about the release of the photos, she believes she looked good topless.

"At least I have that going for me," she told the courtroom. Cameron says when Rutter first approached her she suggested a partnership, but quickly realized he was trying to blackmail her after he told her he planned to sell the photos to "people who were intentionally trying to hurt me" and who wanted to "portray me as a bad angel".


Eminem's tour bus crashes

A tour bus for Eminem crashed and overturned after hitting two trucks on an interstate highway in Missouri, police said. Eleven people were injured and Eminem was not on the bus.

The Missouri State Highway Patrol said the bus was traveling at a high rate of speed when it ran off the road Wednesday night to avoid a collision with a semitrailer, then swerved back onto the roadway and hit the truck.

The bus then hit another semitrailer and overturned. One of the truck drivers estimated the bus was traveling at 85-90 mph. Yeeeehaw...


Happy Friday!!

The week is over...updates at lunch

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Jessica Simpson had a birthday

Celeb filled with 80's music spinning..and Nick got custom rims for his wife's 25th.


Nicky Hilton buys her own designs off the shelf

Nicky Hilton was shopping at LA's Kitson earlier this month and a fellow shopper noticed that she picked up $300 worth of her own designs and paid retail. Huh? Apparently this isn't anything unusual.

Her sister Paris goes to Kitson and does the same thing. Why? Publicity? Easy access?
"Gwen Stefani buys her own line L.A.M.B.," said a Kitson insider.


Denise & Charlie getting back?

It has been "claimed" that Richards & Sheen are getting back together. She just filed for divorce in March after bashing him for cheating with prostitutes.

Now her friends are saying she wants him back because of the wonderful support he has given since the recent birth of new baby.

"Denise and Charlie are getting back together. She's been finding it difficult to cope with a new baby and their other daughter. Charlie's pulled out all the stops to make it easier". Good luck with all that...


Ed Norton has a new chick

And he is so damn happy about it!


Kate Bosworth needs to choose her man

Bosworth has been filming "Superman Returns" in Australia and Orlando is filming the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel in the Bahamas.

Kate has been seen hooking up with Bloom...when he is around that is. He flew from his location to hers to show the love. However, rumor is when he leaves she's having a torrid affair with model Lundi Shackleton, pictured above. Ole' Lundi is a driver on the set of her film and they have practically been "living together." Other reports say she has told Lundi to get lost.

"Kate is seeing Lundi, even though Orlando is trying to get her back," said an IN Touch insider. "He even has one of his assistants carry two cell phones for him- a general line and one strictly for calls from Kate."

In Touch

Celeb quote of the day

"I once went to a girl's house and she had every book that you're supposed to have read. I looked at the spines and not a single one of them was cracked. It was like jewelry."

Zach Braff

Beckham and his mini me


Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Aguilera chops hand

Shiver warning: Christina Aguilera "sliced" two tendons in her hand on a piece of glass while hanging at out at home. Eww eww.

Her publicist said, "It is uncomfortable and she has it in a sling to rest it." Ya think? Time to CHEW the vike.


Nick & Jessica to adopt

Simpson says her and husband Nick plan to adopt within the next year. She said she *already* tried to adopt a baby from a Mexican orphanage when she was a fresh sixteen year old. Wtf??

Jessica said, "That's what I wanted for my birthday but I couldn't legally get a baby across the Mexican border. I'll end up doing something which will touch somebody in some way that's good...through orphanages."


Brad is okay..thank GOD

Pitt checked himself into an LA hospital after getting some serious "flu like" symptoms. His publicist, Cindy Guagenti, says he is "doing okay."

Whew. He has been traveling the globe and he had just returned from Ethipoia. Who knows what the hell he has picked up?

"I think he has the flu," Guagenti said. "They just want to make sure it wasn't anything else," she added. "He's doing okay. It's not that big of a deal."


Kelly Osbourne is doing a body over

Osbourne was recently admitted to a hospital because of depression, over her self image. Her mom Sharon said Kelly is constantly attacked by critics over her weight and looks.

"The final straw came when a British talk show host asked Kelly if she had digitally manipulated photos to make herself look skinny," Sharon said. That "finally" caused her mental breakdown.

Well, Kelly learned a lot from that hospital stay. "I'm going to get lifted, sucked, tucked and Botoxed until my forehead doesn't move," Kelly said. Won't that be pretty...Why didn't she think of that before?

Lohan is the Disney Queen

Lohan is in "negotiations" to star in another Disney remake. Boredom. After lead roles in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Herbie, they want her to appear in an updated version of Swiss Family Robinson.

"According to movie insiders, director Jonathan Mostow is determined to get Lindsay to sign on the dotted line before shooting starts next year in Australia."

Scruffy McScruff is a multitasker

Newly married to Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck eats a whole meal while pumping gas. Amazing.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Whitney Houston to replace zany Abdul?

Whack replaces whack....if this is true. Rag alert by Star mag: "Producers of American Idol have asked Whitney Houston to be a judge on the fifth season of the show." Hmmm, a pretty close replica of Paula she is. Snort.

Star also says that Mariah Carey has been approached. Uh uhhh. However loopy Carey is, she is indeed the most popular female artist in *history.* Remember- she has had 62 total weeks of No. 1 hits... ranking second only to Elvis. I still can't believe that. Anywho, why the hay would she do American Idol?


Celeb quote of the day

"I believe that blind people can fall in love too, so I don't believe in love at first sight."

Ashton Kutcher

What are those girls from Sex and the City up to?

Sarah Jessica Parker

Kristen Davis


Tom Cruise likes Italian food...a lot

Tom Cruise flew three of his favorite Italian chefs half way accross the world just to cook for his birthday last week. The "chefs" are from restaurant Dal Bolognese in Rome, Italy.

Cruise celebrated on a yacht in the Dutch Antilles isles off Venezuela with friends and family. They were served an exclusive three course meal of tagliatelle ragu, veal Milanese and chocolate tiramisu.


Pam Anderson does accessories

Anderson is designing three different lines, Sensuality, Winter Beach and Star. They include handbags and belts with "a range of materials" including denim and of course no leather for the PETA girl.

The line will hit the UK this autumn. Pamela said, "My lifestyle is always changing, one minute I'm a beach babe, the next a rock chick and the next a mom of two at home in Malibu. Thanks to my collection of accessories, wherever I am or whatever I am doing, I always look great."