Thursday, June 30, 2005

Christian group says Jessica is a SLUT



A religious organization, known as "The Resistance", wants Jessica to re-shoot a 'clean' version of the video for 'These Boots Were Made For Walking' and publicly apologize for her dirty performance. Pfffft.

The Resistance spokesman John Conner is quoted as saying, "She should be ashamed of herself. It's disappointing to have Jessica, a pastor's daughter and Christian role model, join the ranks of the 'singing strippers' such as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera."

Conner continues ranting...."She has one of the most beautiful voices, and is a very beautiful girl, but it's sad to see her whore her self out like this. What's worse is that pastor Joe Simpson is Jessica's manager, as well as her father." Harsh.

FemaleFirst

5 comments:

shrimpfriedrice said...

She needs to resist the self-tanner.

Chick said...

Plus...her boobies look all saggy in that pic...what's up (or down) with that?!

GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

OMG those boobs look awful!

Anonymous said...

prior to those uplifting implants obviously. i think the funniest thing is them saying she has one of the most beautiful voices...ha!!
are they deaf? they should be against her singing like she is having a seizure.

Bag Lady said...

LOL she's trying really hard to be sexy.