Friday, May 12, 2006

Paris...where am I??

Paris Hilton "shocked fans" at the launch of her new videogame last night when she referred to the product by the wrong name.

"Jewel Jam" is made by videogame maker Gameloft - who is set to create an entire series of Paris Hilton games. Why?

Hilton arrived late to the expo in Los Angeles. She said, "I'm really excited to have my new video game, "Diamond Quest"... Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game." Classic.


TheIdleReceptionist said...

Well...she did forget she was having videotaped sex long enough to answer her sidekick. I mean--can't really expect her to remember shtuff.

Diamond Quest? No, Paris. That's not the game title, that's your mission in life.

Jenni said...

What a freaking airhead. If she were in marketing or PR her ass would be fired.

We need to get The Donald in here and take care of business.

neal gardner said...

I'm just impressed that she mixed it up with popular nerd fantasy game, "EverQuest." Deep down, she's a gamer.

Paris,you can be my Dungeonmaster and I'll be your first level Cleric.
call me.