2006 MTV VMA'sJustin TimberlakeCiaraPink wins best Pop Video....presenters Nick Lachey and Nicole RichieChristina AguileraBeyonceP HiltonJessica SimpsonMarc Anthony and J LoFergie FergWho won?
JT - Was the hotness. Totally fab performance last night. I also found Timbaland to be way too cute.Cici - Was looking too much like a really good post-op tranny, although her hair was on point.Pink - Drowning in the abyss of her own manufactured hostility. Let it go, sweetie. Middle school was weird for everyone, but that was a long time ago.Xtina - SHE IS SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER OOMPA LOOMPA MYSTIC TAN LETS ON.Beyonce - Gets snaps for that dance thing she did in the trench coat. Unfortunately, Mama Tina strikes again in that monstrous getup she had on UNDER the coat.P-Hil - Needed to calm down with that skirt and those boots. Her face was looking even more mannish than usual.J-Simp - Looked whorish with her ass-cheeks hanging out of that Mariah Carey minidress and her jokes weren't funny. Maybe because she couldn't s-s-say them.Marc and Cancer Patient - JLo is finally, in an unfortunate denoument, succumbing to whatever infectious disease is sucking the life out of her husband's under eyes. I almost want to submit her to Make A Wish.Fergie - Needs to comb her hair and not steal MIA's beats.
Me.. I won, I didn't watch.. hahaha! I think Jennifer and Beyonce are fabulous looking here tho! What's with shirtless Lachey and the fluffy-ruffled Twig-girl? That Lachey-Richie duo must have been hilarious.
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