Friday, May 13, 2005

Simon gets Punk'd



Damn. I was hoping it was for real. Cowell stood with his mouth hanging wide open while he fell for an Ashton Kutcher prank. Simon showed up to a party and watched in horror as his Rolls Royce Phantom was car-jacked right in front of him. What's the big deal? The Phantom only costs around $300,000. Sheesh. Anyway, he didn't think it was too funny. They say he's very busy planning revenge. The rat bastard.

3 comments:

carrie said...

he should feel complimented i think.

Easily Aroused said...

If anyone over in the States should feel the need to ventilate Mr Cowell's cranium...

Gabs said...

how so easy? please tell. you're not a fan??