Friday, May 13, 2005

Simon gets Punk'd



Damn. I was hoping it was for real. Cowell stood with his mouth hanging wide open while he fell for an Ashton Kutcher prank. Simon showed up to a party and watched in horror as his Rolls Royce Phantom was car-jacked right in front of him. What's the big deal? The Phantom only costs around $300,000. Sheesh. Anyway, he didn't think it was too funny. They say he's very busy planning revenge. The rat bastard.

4 comments:

carrie said...

he should feel complimented i think.

ethans_mommy_1905 said...

Someone smack him for being an ass...

Easily Aroused said...

If anyone over in the States should feel the need to ventilate Mr Cowell's cranium...

gabsmash said...

how so easy? please tell. you're not a fan??