Don't miss Brad Pitt tonight

Time to get your stare on. Diane Sawyer talks to Brad tonight (10pm ET ABC) about all kinds of good stuff. He claims to be a "zen master" of the tabloids after 14 years of their bullshit.

Regarding Angelina and his divorce he says, "You know, you find that these stories ... will turn one of us into the good guy and one of us into the bad guy. ... Most of these stories, you get probably 2 percent real fruit juice and the rest is just garbage with no nutritional value."

Did he know photogs were around while on his hot African adventure with Jolie? No way Brad said, "You know, obviously not, I mean, it's an amazing fact, the bounty that's on my head and the lengths that these people go to get these shots and the amount of money that they're paying for these shots . ... I can't help but think what that money could have gone to. ... I would have set up the damn pictures myself."