Thursday, August 04, 2005

Anna wants Colin Farrell



There's your visual of the day. Anna Nicole Smith wants to see Colin Farrell's raunchy sex tape because she heard he is "well endowed."

Anna Nicole said, "I can understand you don't want the world to see your tape. But what about a private screening for me? I'd like to find out if you really are Hollywood's biggest leading man. If you're interested, you know where to find me."

2 comments:

neal gardner said...

even though she's lost 69 pounds, no one can keep Anna Nicole away from a good sausage.

Anonymous said...

Funny, Neal! Great one.

That column Anna is writing for one of the rags is pretty good. It's fairly cohesive and readable. I'm sure it's 98% written by one of her editors. Usually the celebrity columns don't seem so fraudulent. (So sorry, Mrs. Marshall.... you're more believable in a drunk-assed stupor on reality TV!!)