Friday, August 19, 2005

Celeb quote of the day

"I can't use chopsticks. I fling stuff all over the place."

Jessica Simpson


Mike V. said...

well, when you haven't mastered the use of your prehensile thumbs...

neal gardner said...

mike v: holy crap.LOL!

time for another list...

things jessica simpson hasn't mastered:
1. The universal language of Esperanto
2. Jumping through the flaming ring
3. Popping and locking
4. Pleasuring Nick with the enormous strap-on that a stripper in Miami gave him
5. trying to comprehend how the ship got in the bottle
6. controlling the weather
7. zippers, shoelaces, and all of those pesky clothes fasteners
8. chicken or tuna... chicken or tuna...
9.what is the sound of one hand clapping?
10. songwriting.

jan said...

Are those stretch marks on her tits? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Mike V. said...

no, those are stretch marks around her mouth, though..

jan said...

LOL that was awesome!

Anonymous said...

i re-quote reese witherspoon on jess, 'i'm a bimbo, isn't that cute?'

so true.