"I can't use chopsticks. I fling stuff all over the place."Jessica Simpson
well, when you haven't mastered the use of your prehensile thumbs...
mike v: holy crap.LOL!time for another list...things jessica simpson hasn't mastered:1. The universal language of Esperanto2. Jumping through the flaming ring3. Popping and locking4. Pleasuring Nick with the enormous strap-on that a stripper in Miami gave him5. trying to comprehend how the ship got in the bottle6. controlling the weather 7. zippers, shoelaces, and all of those pesky clothes fasteners8. chicken or tuna... chicken or tuna...9.what is the sound of one hand clapping?10. songwriting.
Are those stretch marks on her tits? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
no, those are stretch marks around her mouth, though..
LOL that was awesome!
i re-quote reese witherspoon on jess, 'i'm a bimbo, isn't that cute?'so true.
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