Mr. Blackwell throws some slaps

Britney Spears topped Mr. Blackwell's 46th annual "Worst Dressed" list for her adventurous choice of clothing lately. "When it comes to couture chaos, this tacky terror should take a bow she looks like an over-the-hill Lolita," Mr. Blackwell said about Spears. Ouch.

He called Mary-Kate Olsen's clothes "bag lady rags" and "depressingly decayed." Whew, that's harsh!

Jessica Simpson followed Olsen. He said Jessica "resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel "slingin' hash in a Vegas diner." Ohhh, he did not! It gets better.

The other celebs on his list of fashion no's were Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Shakira, Anna Nicole Smith and Renee Zellweger.

Blackwell said Hilton, who topped his list two years ago, "still looks like yesterday's cheesecake ... with a side of kitsch."

Lohan is "drowning in grown-up groaners," he said, while Zellweger looks like "a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick."

"2005 turned out to be a particularly bad year for couture chaos, wardrobe wrecks and stylistic sleaze," Blackwell said. "These woman may be fabulously talented in their respective fields, but when it comes to fashion, they resemble weary weeds in a lovely garden."

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