Keith Richards snorted his dad!

Keith Richards said that he once "snorted his father's ashes, mixed with cocaine." Oh my God? He says, "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards says luck has kept him alive, "I've no pretensions about immortality. I'm the same as everyone... just kind of lucky. I was number one on the 'Who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list."

Not true!