Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I love my life!



Gisele at an event for Dolce & Gabbana Fragrance in NYC

Monday, July 16, 2007

Homely




Sorry about the sad site, working on it- posting will continue like nothing happened.. Thanks!!

What stunning looks like....





Just look at that dress (click to enlarge) Jessica Alba looking perfect at the La Scala Opera Theater, attending a tribute to Gianna Versace

Photos: Gossip Rocks

Jessicook on the town



Jessica Simpson is getting some Dane Cook again. The two were spotted at LA's Roosevelt Hotel on July 5.

A lurker told Life & Style the usual, "They were cuddling and holding hands a lot of the night. He had his arm around her, and she was all snuggled up to him."

They messed around for a couple of hours drinking beer and laughing out loud. "He kept her laughing the whole time. You can tell that's her weak spot-she loves to laugh."

Breezy Scarlett Jo...turned down by NYC eatery



Johansson was in NYC with some friends a couple of weeks ago when she tried to get a table at the Spotted Pig restaurant. Apparently she was dressed kind of like the above photo.

Staff failed to recognize her and claimed there were no tables available. "She had on a plaid dress and black framed glasses," a spectator said. You know....Scar's New York attire.

After she left the restaurant, someone finally figured out who they had just turned down. "An employee was sent scurrying after Scarlett to tell her that a table miraculously became available." Scar and her pals went back and stuffed their guts enjoyed a pleasant meal.

In Touch
Photo: Daily Stab/INF

The female Michael Jackson....



Around Beverly Hills. I was thinking the "white" Michael Jackson....but he is white. I forgot. Yes, it's Britney and she's getting more like MJ every day.

Photo: Gossip Rocks

Rowland passes out on stage



People reports that Kelly Rowland collapsed on stage yesterday while performing in Nigeria. Her rep said it was due to "dehydration."

All is good now, Rowland was taken to a hospital and was reported to be in "good condition."

People

Read more here

Monday morning Gab




Ohh, someone is enjoying their Mr. Chow

Still hanging in nutsville

Prince is giving away his album

Scarlett on set

Becks and nuts

Out of rehab...publicity time

Suri- up close and personal

Rebecca Romijn got married

What the hell is he wearing??

Berlin bus driver threatens to throw woman off bus because of her CLEAVAGE

Waitress gets $10,000 tip

Photo: Dlisted/Splash

The beach Cam is on





Cameron Diaz in Malibu...

Pics: JJB

David Beckham's wife insults Hollywood women



Just a few days after hitting America, Victoria Beckham is already commenting on the way "Hollywood women" dress....

In an interview with the LA Times she said, "They dress down quite a lot here, don't they? It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in tracksuit bottoms and Ugg boots."

The old pop star said, "I have one pair of tracksuit bottoms for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no." Oh God. Lady, we just want your HUSBAND.

In the last few months alone Penelope Cruz, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Nicolette Sheridan, Pamela Anderson, Charlize Theron, Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Demi Moore and Pink have all been photographed in Los Angeles wearing "that look."

The LA Times journalist describes Beckham's interview outfit- "a mini-dress which is so short that you can't help but get the occasional glimpse of her pink panties." So ladylike.

Daily Mail

Friday, July 13, 2007

Hey, hey pretty lady





Jessica Biel at the I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry premiere at Gibson Amphitheatre and Citywalk Cinemas. The film hits theaters July 20th. Just look at that Demi, posing as an assistant again

Friday Gab



How to marry a billionaire

Rate my turban!

Beyonce's daddy working on new hip-hop inspired toy line

Miss NJ releases pics

Burning hot Biel

They ain't no Brad and Ang

Oh look, it runs in the family

Electra dips into the dye

Bottle of water $55 in NYC

Cash showing up in toilets across Japan

New reality show "Bathroom Singer"

Go vote for your favorite future Real World cast member for the upcoming season!

Photo: Dlisted

I hate Ugly Betty!



According to In Touch, Jaime Pressly thinks Ugly Betty is a joke. "It bores the hell out of me. I can't stand it," she said. "They're purposefully big-upping the ugly fat girl to make everybody feel great, but it also glamorizes the fact that people are getting plastic surgery because they can. It's really bizarre."

ABC reps had no comment regarding her outburst. Ugly Betty gets almost double the ratings as Jaime's show My Name is Earl.

It's official: Brit has been replaced



Federline has finally passed up Shar and Britney. His new woman is known as "Lucious Liz," a hip-hop radio DJ in Los Angeles.

K Fed met her about a year ago when he was on her show. You know, when he was asked "Who is better in bed- Shar or Britney?" Word is the two started to talk when she announced that her marriage was over.

"Liz is trying to keep quiet because she doesn't want it to get around work, but Kevin can't help but brag out his conquest to his friends and family."

"He has tons of modeling pictures of Liz in his home. She likes to cook, and Kevin loves that because he always did the cooking for both Shar and Britney."

"He talks about her all the time- how smart she is and how beautiful she is. He's serious about her." Poor Brit....

The Enquirer/Photo: Splash

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Bee shows the support



Beyonce Knowles at pal Kelly Rowland's album release party in NYC

Pic: Hipandpop.com

"A Year With Stuffy"



The BBC is apologizing for a promotional trailer they aired yesterday from the upcoming documentary "A Year With the Queen."

Famous photographer Annie Leibovitz asked Queen Elizabeth II to remove her crown during an official portrait session.

During the shoot, Leibovitz asked the Queen to wear Order of the Garter robes and a diamond tiara, but changed her mind and asked, "I think it will look better without the crown. Less dressy. The garment robe is so ... extraordinary."

The Queen snapped, "Less dressy? What do you think this is?" She then left the room, reportedly grumbling, "I'm not changing anything. I've had enough of dressing like this, thank you very much." Eyeroll.

Four official portraits of the Queen were eventually released by Leibovitz.

Matthew Perry and his hidden cougar



US Weekly is reporting that Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry are in a top secret romance. Ryan, 45, and Perry, 37, went from friends to lovers about 5 months ago. A lurker told US, "Neither knows where it's going, but they love being together and are having fun."

Photo: Popsugar

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Gab some cannoli and read on.....



Lohan's lesbian love

Sultry Alba

Following Paris....

Charlie Sheen is tying the knot again

Sienna snags a toddler dress

Reverend Tori Spelling

Ashlee's tiny boyfriend loves his Lohan water

Hilary Swank in a bikini

Giant squid lands in Australia

Poor dude shows up for friend's wedding---a YEAR early

Woman jumps in ocean...hopes to reach Australia by 2009

Paula tightens up for new boyfriend



Paula Abdul is preparing her bod for her new boyfriend, restaurateur J. T. Torregiani. According to Star, she has a "high tech" secret weapon!

An insider said, "Paula's been getting an allover body procedure called the Titan laser treatment, which tightens up and smoothes out sagging skin to give a more youthful appearance. She's been getting the procedure at the L.A. Laser Center, a chic cosmetic surgery clinic in the San Fernando Valley, and has had at least five Titan treatments in the past. The last time she went in was several months ago – and the results were absolutely amazing!"


The Titan procedure uses an infrared optical light source that heats up the skin’s collagen, causing it to shrink and tighten. It allows patients to obtain a non-surgical face-lift or tummy tuck, with minimal pain and no downtime, for a fraction of the cost of plastic surgery. Prices per session range from $1,250 for the face to $1,500 for the stomach.


"Paula has had Titan treatments on her abdomen, thighs, neck and arms, as well as on her face," the hidden source said. "Each of her treatments lasts about an hour and a half. These procedures don't always work for everyone – but they make Paula glow!"

Pick up this week's new issue of Star Magazine for more juice

Pink refuses to help stupid girl



Pink has declined to write a song for Britney Spears. She says that poor Brit is an entertainer, not a real singer. Hey-ohhh!

Pink said she prefers real artists. "Not because I don't like Spears - I do think she's crazy enough to do one of my songs. But it's very hard for me to let go of my songs and the only people I write for are real singers - not that she's not a real singer, but she's more of an entertainer." Uh huh. Keep back tracking.

"When I mean real singers, I mean the likes of Lauryn Hill, Faith Hill - and I'd write for Amy Winehouse, because you need serious attitude to carry off the dumb stuff I write about." Girl please.

Go see this film!



Alec Baldwin is asking fans to boycott a movie he made six years ago that will be released Friday.

Baldwin directed, produced and acted in The Devil And Daniel Webster back in 2001. Anthony Hopkins, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Dan Aykroyd all star in the film, but it was never released.

The film has been re-edited, renamed Shortcut To Happiness, and Baldwin's name has been removed from the directing credits - replaced by pseudonym Harry Kirkpatrick. Oh, that's funny.

It will be released in six cities in the U.S. on July 13. Baldwin is pleading to fans not to watch the film - saying it is unrecognizable. A source told PageSix, "Alec doesn't recommend unrecognizable films to his fans. This is not an Alec Baldwin film. He's in the movie but he has nothing to do with it. His name was taken off as producer and director six years ago, but he couldn't get it taken off as an actor."

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Diddy leaves his girlfriend



People reports that it's over and out between Diddy and his girl of 10 years, Kim Porter. Porter says she has moved out of the apartment she shared with Combs, and into a new home in Los Angeles with her children.

A rep for Diddy denied that Sienna Miller had anything to do with the split. "There is literally nothing between them," his rep said last week. Porter and Diddy are parents to son Christian, 9, and twin daughters D'Lila Star and Jessie James, born Dec. 21.

Combs told Essence back in December that he had no plans to marry Porter. "I know she deserves to get married, but I'm just not ready," he said. "It's not a reflection on how much I love Kim. It's that I'm just learning how to be a good boyfriend. When I'm finished with this step, I'll move on to the next."

People

Sting's nose wouldn't let him do coke



According to MOJO mag, Sting ditched the cocaine back in the early 80's because it clogged his nose holes.

Sting said, "I'm sure cocaine is horrible. It makes you feel uncomfortable in your skin. I was lucky I couldn't get much of it into my system because it always blocked up my sinuses. I realized it was so stupid taking it that, some time after we recorded Ghost In The Machine, I did it one last time, said some kind of ritual incantation and got rid of the rest. I never took it again." Coke hocus pocus?

Contact Music

Ain't she sweet



Beyonce Knowles visited a St. Louis, Missouri hospital immediately after her concert on Sunday night - to check up on fans injured during her performance.

Two fans in the front row suffered minor injuries due to a pyrotechnics malfunction at the beginning of her act. Beyonce made an unannounced visit to the hospital, where she spent 45 minutes with the injured pair. Hope she didn't wear her roboho costume!

Head nurse Darryl Williams said, "She was just very concerned about the people injured in the audience. It was unannounced and we kept it very low-key so that she could spend time with them. I just thought it was a great thing for someone of her stature to do."

Life is good





Mariah Carey soaks up the sun and Courvoisier in Italy

Monday, July 09, 2007

Did Billy steal Jen?



Life & Style reports that Jen Aniston just went on a hot date with Billy Crudup. They went to a Police concert on June 20th together. Aniston's rep said it was not a date. Yeah, yeah...

An insider said, "Jen has a strong chance of going the distance with someone like Billy. He has a lot of the things she's looking for in a man, like his own career and the respect of his peers."

One of the reasons her relationship with Paul Sculfor fizzled? "She's not too happy about how famous their relationship has made him. She wants to be with someone who wants to be with her just for who she is." Good luck with that...

Life & Style

Gab a link to go



Britney plays house with her caveman

NYC Fashion donts

Madonna wants you to stare without blinking

Is Pam a Hooter's girl now?

Joel Madden is my new hero

Spice Women hire shrink

What's really hiding in Amy's hive

Stop. Just stop.

The 7+7+7+7+7 superbaby

Boeing unveils 787 Dreamliner

Photo: Dlisted/ Britneycl

The Harajuku family



The ultra cool Gwen, Gavin and Kingston around town

Pic: Daily Stab

Katie Couric bitch slaps editor over sputum



According to nymag.com, Katie Couric slapped an editor after he added a word to the script that she didn't like...at all.

"The stress has caused her to blow up at her staff for small infractions on the set," says reporter Joe Hagan.

"During the tuberculosis story in June, Couric got angry with news editor Jerry Cipriano for using a word she detested— 'sputum' —and the staff grew tense when she began slapping him 'over and over and over again' on the arm, according to a source familiar with the scene. It had seemed like a joke at first, but it quickly became clear that she wasn't kidding."

"I sort of slapped him around," Couric said. "I got mad at him and said, 'You can’t do this to me. You have to tell me when you're going to use a word like that.' I was aggravated, there's no question about that." An insider on the set calls the slap "playful."

SPUTUM!

Friday, July 06, 2007

Crash diet coming through





Uh oh, time to go back to the light sour cream and skim...Janet Jackson hits Miami on the 4th of July

Pics: Janet World via JJB

J. K. Rowling talks about the end of Potter



J.K. Rowling says that she broke down and bawled during the completion of her final book in the Harry Potter series.

"When I finished one chapter near the end I absolutely howled," Rowling said. "I was sobbing my heart out, I was in a hotel room on my own. I downed half a bottle of champagne from the mini bar in one and went home with mascara all over my face. That was really tough."

Rowling revealed that she would kill off at least two of the main characters. She also revealed that the character Harry Potter was "totally imaginary" and not based on anyone. "Finishing the book is a relief," she says. "I can feel more relaxed. I felt euphoria, devastated, when I finished one chapter near the end."

The Deathly Hallows is the seventh and final book of the Harry Potter series. More than 325 million copies of the first six books have been sold worldwide, making Rowling the first "billionaire" author.

The author also divulges her inspiration for the main characters. Hermione Granger is a bit like her younger self ("I was quite swotty [nerdy] when I was a kid") and Ron Weasley is "a lot like my oldest friend Sean."

When asked whether the word "scar" was still the last word in the book, as had been reported, she said: "Scar? It was for ages, and now it's not. Scar is quite near the end, but it's not the last word."


The Deathly Hallows hits shelves on July 21 and 1.6 million copies have already been pre-ordered online.

People/ Photo: Britannica Blog

Michael Jackson....starting a new life on the East Coast



Word is Michael Jackson is looking for a "holiday home" on Maryland's Eastern Shore. Finally. A place where he will fit right in.

Raymone Bain, a rep for Jackson said that Michael was indeed looking at waterfront mansions in Maryland last month. Bain said Jackson spent a whole 24 hours on the peninsula, but has yet to make a purchase.

Jackson apparently wants an East Coast home because "the majority of his advisers and attorneys are on the East Coast. He's always admired the properties on the East Coast because they have a lot of land. Neverland has 3,000 acres - he likes privacy. You can't find as many properties like that on the West Coast."

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Baby in a bottle!



Yes, Christina is carrying. E! Reports....

Picture of perfection



Charlize Theron at Galliano's 10th Year at Dior Show in Versailles

Have some Gab



Loving the Vegas suit

What John was on

Scarlett plays dress up

Yeah, yeah...she really is preg

Yo! Mr. Kaw-tare!

Mint condition

Naked Gayheart

Brit's new wiglet

Check out the new Flyleaf vid

Photo: Jordan Is your Homeboy

For the love of.....



Yes, it's in your face again. Time to let the cavern breathe. Such a changed woman.

TMZ/Ramey

Fresh goss



The new issue of Life & Style hits stands tomorrow...Nicole, "Pregnant in Prison"...Christina Aguilera, "Baby on the way" and Angelina "Working on #5?"

Lohan in her birthday suit





Ugh, where is the body makeup when you need it? Lohan celebrates her 21st birthday in Malibu. Nice ass.

Photos: Daily Stab

Monday, July 02, 2007

Hot baby alert





Isn't that just wrong?! Mariska Hargitay and husband Peter Hermann celebrate their adorable son August's first birthday in Central Park. Debra Messing and her tot Roman, 3, were guests.

Photos: Just Jared

Monday Gab



Liz Hurley dresses her son in drag

Arranged marriages for celeb babies

Penny needs a pill

Madge is looking hot

Lohan's lawyers are pissed that we know the truth

Cameron's boyfriend is was married

What is it with these two?

Simpson's new movie sucks

Sharapova gets on the masculine

Extra turns back time on Tyra

Go check out Round 3 of The Real World online casting for the new season....entertaining stuff here

Photo: Dlisted

I want to suck your blood....



Ethan Hawke is preparing for his new vampire role by growing out his hair. He will star in Daybreakers, a futuristic film packed with gore and creepiness. Willem Dafoe also stars in the movie, which will be shot in Australia.

Ethan said, "I'm going to make a vampire picture and I'm going to chew on some necks. Willem Dafoe and I are dulling vampires. It's a vampire movie set way in the future where everyone is a vampire and we're all eating our own resources, so we're trying to get off on foreign humans. We're trying to get off of trying to create blood substitutes. It's a big analogy about what's going on now. It's really dark and weird and everybody's sucking each other's blood."

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Who is this Tracy Anderson?



Quite a few of you brilliant, attractive readers of Gabsmash have a lot to say about the Tracy Anderson workout post tacked a couple of months ago.

It is soo worthwhile to read what some of her "anonymous" clients have to say, and boy, do they have a lot to say. Someone needs to step up. Very interesting indeed.

"I was a client of Tracy Anderson Studios in Fishers also. Her program does work, but don't believe everything that you hear about Tracy and her business. It is true that she did leave her clients in Fishers overnight...just took the machines and our money and left. She claims to have been a student at the Julliard School of Dance, but come to find out she was there for only 3 months and then left." Anon


It gets better....

Travolta...."Princess Di saved my career"



John Travolta said that if it weren't for the lovely Princess Diana, he would have been drop kicked a long time ago. After dancing with Diana at the famous White House dinner back in 1985- thrown by the Reagans, he claims he was brought back to life.

"That was an amazing moment because I was having a dip in my career and no one was interested in me. I felt like a frog who'd been turned into a prince."

Travolta had mega hits with Saturday Night Fever and Grease, but then his career went a little flat.

"Suddenly, I was the only thing in America that mattered to Princess Diana and I was reborn," he said.

Be sure to tune in TONIGHT on NBC 9/8c for the Concert for Diana organized by her boys. Today would have been Diana's 46th birthday. "This evening is about all that our mother loved in life -- her music, her dance, her charities and her family and friends," Prince William said.

Globe/ NBC