Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Naomi didn't hit me!



Naomi Campbell says she's mellowed since meeting boyfriend Badr Jafar. "I'm known for my temper," she said. "I'm a bit of a character. Now I've met someone who likes me for who I am. When I'm in love I don't want to go out much. You learn about each other and take it a day at a time." Bit of a character? No beat downs anytime soon, hooray!

Daily Mirror

2 comments:

0000 said...

Oh, the Brits and their understatements...

neal gardner said...

"I'm known for my temper," she said.
Translation: "As my looks fade, I've become an angry, bitter woman."

"I'm a bit of a character. "
Translation: "I won the gold medal in the Psycho Bitch Olympics."

"Now I've met someone who likes me for who I am."
Translation: "Now I've met someone from a third-world nation who doesn't read the tabloids and is happy to be dating someone with running water and electricity in her apartment."

When I'm in love I don't want to go out much."
Translation: see first comment.

"You learn about each other and take it a day at a time."
Translation: "Did I mention my boyfriend is a deaf-mute? I tied him to the bedroom radiator last week and he still hasn't figured out a way to escape. What a catch!"