Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Naomi didn't hit me!



Naomi Campbell says she's mellowed since meeting boyfriend Badr Jafar. "I'm known for my temper," she said. "I'm a bit of a character. Now I've met someone who likes me for who I am. When I'm in love I don't want to go out much. You learn about each other and take it a day at a time." Bit of a character? No beat downs anytime soon, hooray!

Daily Mirror

3 comments:

TheIdleReceptionist said...

Oh, the Brits and their understatements...

neal gardner said...

"I'm known for my temper," she said.
Translation: "As my looks fade, I've become an angry, bitter woman."

"I'm a bit of a character. "
Translation: "I won the gold medal in the Psycho Bitch Olympics."

"Now I've met someone who likes me for who I am."
Translation: "Now I've met someone from a third-world nation who doesn't read the tabloids and is happy to be dating someone with running water and electricity in her apartment."

When I'm in love I don't want to go out much."
Translation: see first comment.

"You learn about each other and take it a day at a time."
Translation: "Did I mention my boyfriend is a deaf-mute? I tied him to the bedroom radiator last week and he still hasn't figured out a way to escape. What a catch!"

d mumsie said...

two hours later.. "Where's my diet coke and mento's Maria..>?!!!!"
"Sorry Ma'am I know not.."

Never mind I found them and will make a relaxing cocktail.. Who says I am not domesticated?"

Whooosh! Bam! Crash, clink! a loud craSH.. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk ow.. "
Whack of a pot hitting a head.. screaming woman.. "OH NO NO NO.."
"Just look what you made me do stupid maid! Clean this mess up outta the kitchen.."
"Oh oh oh.."
"I wonder why Star Jones told me to try these two ingredients together?" Whooosh.. crash.. bam, bang, clink.. "Just look what you made me do again you stupid maid.."

Please please heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!"