Wednesday, July 19, 2006

No husband

Rumor is that Al Reynolds, who married Star Jones in 2004, has already visited with divorce attorneys.

A spy witness in the attorney's building said, "Al walked up to the security desk and signed in to visit divorce lawyer Stanford Lotwin."

After two whole hours, Al tried to sneak out of the office when the spy tried to confront him, then "Al ran out of the building - almost knocking over a pregnant woman!" Visual of the day...


TheIdleReceptionist said...

The only thing Al thinks when he sees a pregnant woman is that a man acctually had to have sex with her to get her that way.

And that scares him more than ANY alimony sum he could be slapped with.

Apres Ski said...

We knew this was coming. We just didn't know when until now.