Longoria is vanilla

Model Alexandra Paressant (above) is claiming that Eva Longoria's new husband Tony Parker is a cheater. Paressant says that she had a two-month affair with Parker after exchanging phone numbers at his own wedding.

Paressant says they met at the Park Hyatt hotel in Paris after "exchanging sexually explicit text messages."

She told X17, "We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things."

"She do (sic) not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position (sic), and thinks that sperm gives acne." So that's what causes breakouts.

When asked whether Longoria knew about their affair, she said, "I don't think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous." Surely not. By the way.... Who invited her to the wedding, hmmm?

Parker denies it.

Digital Spy