"The biggest ego I have ever met in my life. He would marry himself. In fact, he'd marry himself, then divorce himself so he could marry himself again."Simon Cowell, on Ryan Seacrest
You omitted the rest of the quote, where Simon professes that he would like to have an extramarital affair with Seacrest when Seacrest is away on business. Simon also stated that he would like to wear Seacrest's soiled knickers, dance the Lambada to the sweet sounds of Clay Aiken, and play a few rounds of naked Badminton with Seacrest, because he'd like to "tally his shuttlecock."eww.
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