"I get very bitchy when I'm not eating. So I'd rather be a little heavier but nice, rather than skinny and bitchy."Salma Hayek
Salma:As we last discussed, I can offer you a romantic night of love, passion, and a tub of green jell-o. i understand that you are a woman with a healthy appetite, so i offer you this... a 9-foot gravy boat that the nealgardner.com engineers are hard at work, constructing just for us. I will fill the 9-foot gravy boat with whatever your heart desires: gravy, microwaveable fetuccini alfredo dinners... you name it. salma, text me.
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