Monday, July 31, 2006

Life after Mateo





Penelope Cruz and a pal in St Tropez, love the ridorkulous pants

Same bit, different day



Madonna on tour at Millennium Stadium in Wales

Court and her clown



Courteney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette at the "Barnyard" World Premiere

It's heat exhaustion! I'm dehydrated! It's an asthma attack!



Last week, Georgia Rule producer James G. Robinson wrote Lindsay Lohan a letter regarding her behavior on set and doubted her absence was related to "heat exhaustion." In other words, he called it like it is.

"You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was heat exhaustion," Robinson wrote. "We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called 'exhaustion.'" The brain of Hollywood!

Lohan's mom said the wording of the letter was ridiculous. "I feel when you are 19 years old it is way out of line. ... Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child," she said. "I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl." Enough!! Your child? How about your daughter? Dina had her usual excuses ready:

"Lindsay was in 105 degree weather saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe." Mommy? What is this? Is Lohan still 12?

Lohan plays herself, I mean a troubled teen in "Georgia Rule" which also stars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. Robinson said in the letter that Lohan has been frequently late for filming and has been "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional." Read the letter here....

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Steely Dan calls Owen Wilson a lame fraud



Last week members of Steely Dan wrote on their website that Owen Wilson ripped them off for the movie "You, Me and Dupree." They claim the character "Dupree" played by Owen, was stolen from their 2000 song "Cousin Dupree."

Bandmates Walter Becker and Donald Fagen wrote an open letter to brother Luke Wilson: "Something uncool has come to our attention and we've got to like, do something or say something before the scene gets out of control and something even more uncool happens. It's your little brother Owen that's the problem. We realize what a drag it is for you to have people coming to you about his lameness all the time. ....." read the rest

"I have never heard the song 'Cousin Dupree' and I don't even know who this gentleman, Mr. Steely Dan, is," Owen said. "I hope this helps to clear things up and I can get back to concentrating on my new movie." Puhlease

Pam & Kid....one down



Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock had a wedding ceremony Saturday on a yacht in Saint-Tropez. Damn, how long have they been on that yacht?

"She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen, like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot," Jimmy Choo owner Tamara Mellon said. "Kid Rock was a total rock star. He gave her a good kiss. Everybody was crying." Elton John's hub David Furnish said, "It was a real rock n' roll wedding."

"I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," Anderson said last week. "We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville."

Thin is in



What the hell did she do to Enrique? Kournikova in Malibu

Ka Kaw!



Just say no to yellow. Tara Reid at the Cabana Club Anniversary Party

Mel Gibson and the big DUI



Mel Gibson released a statement yesterday regarding his DUI arrest in Malibu early Friday morning.

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed," the statement read. "After I was stopped by the L.A. County Sheriffs ... I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said, and I apologize to anyone who I have offended." So how did he offend?

Mel says, "I have battled the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse." TMZ has the latest

Gisele, Bar......Bar, Gisele



Gis hits the beach in Malibu

Friday, July 28, 2006

TGIF!





David Beckham hits the airport for a Real Madrid training camp in Graz

Britney fires pool boy for talking to her puppet



Brit Spears has fired her pool boy for talking to K Fed too much. "I was hanging out a little bit. She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame," Jon LaLane told In Touch.

LaLane is the son of fitness man Jack LaLane. He has taken care of pools for other celebs like Barb Streisand. He says that he and Fed talked about music sometimes, and Britney would go into a jealous rage. "She wants Kevin on a leash."

"She fires everybody. I didn't expect her to be so mean. It's a revolving door there. She's not the nice person everyone thinks she is."

Looking good



Mariska Hargitay at the TCA Press Tour for PBS in Cali.

Celeb quote of the day



"I loathe to say I'm a golfer, but there's no sense in hiding it. It means I'm really middle aged right now."

Hugh Grant, 45

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

News flash: Lance Bass is out of the closet



After years of silence, Bass is publicly revealing what he first shared with his friends, then his shocked family.

"I knew that I was in this popular band (’N Sync) and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," he said.

"I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did."

Why now? "The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) really were starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it's on my terms. I'm at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God so there's really nothing else that I worry about," he said.

People

Gwyn's glorious arm candy



Gwyneth Paltrow filming a commercial in London. The ad will air only in Asia...

Mo'Nique on a plane



Actress Mo'Nique Imes (above) was thrown off a plane after arguing with a flight attendant who the TV personality alleges was racist towards her.

Mo'Nique sat in first class with her assistant back in economy. The assistant apparently stashed a hair dryer up in a first class baggage locker. How dare!

A flight attendant allegedly said to Mo'Nique, "Tell your people that the next time they have an attitude, they are being thrown off ... Since 9/11, we don't play around."

Of course a "spat" followed and poor Mo was escorted off the plane and police were called. Mo'Nique told the NY Daily, "I felt like I was being treated like an animal. This happens to black people all the time, and they don't have a voice. It was humiliating."

Jean Medina, a spokeswoman for United Airlines, says, "We regret Ms. Imes felt in any way that she was not treated with courtesy and respect. There was a confrontation involving a customer that caused the flight to be delayed. When a situation occurs on a flight that causes a delay, or disruption, we must act in the best interest of all our customers."

Rosie O wants a Simpson sister



Tabloid star Jessica Simpson will appear on the first episode of The View with new cohost Rosie O'Donnell, on Sept. 5

"Rosie herself reached out to Jessica," a source told People. "When Jessica was just starting out, none of the big shows were interested in her, but Rosie took a chance on her and Jessica never forgot it." No one forgets, no ONE.

"When Jessica was on The Rosie O'Donnell Show years ago, Rosie went backstage afterwards and said, 'You're gonna be a star.'" Ain't that sweet

Celeb quote of the day



"People eat at 6:30, for twenty minutes, and then they are gone. Where is the dinner? This is not dinner! I get so hungry!"

Penelope Cruz, misses Mateo's BBQ

Cook says he is sorry



Christie Brinkley's half assed husband, Peter Cook, has publicly apologized after getting caught in an affair with a teenager

"I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please … I love her," Cook told the Post. "For a lifetime, I've tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration. I'm sorry. I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse."

Regarding the impending divorce, "There is no divorce proceeding that is proceeding. Christie Brinkley has not sued her husband." Cook's rep said that he "hopes there's no divorce. If she wants one – and he certainly hopes this doesn't happen, but if – it will not be nasty. She can have whatever she wants." How nice! Uhhh, Team Brinkley

Monday, July 24, 2006

D Beckham does tighty whitey



New Miss Universe passes out





Only forty minutes after being crowned Miss Universe, Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, 18, collapsed during a news conference and was rushed offstage last night.

"She's OK. She's fine," a pageant rep said. "She got dizzy. It's very hot up here. Her dress is tight- as you could see it was beaded and heavy. She passed out."

Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza was named Miss Universe 2006 over runner-up Miss Japan, Kurara Chibana, 24. Second runner-up was Miss Switzerland Lauriane Gillieron, 21. Miss USA, Tara Conner, finished fourth.

If I really had $100 million....



Salma Hayek denies reports she has a "$100 million fortune" and insists she would donate the money to the poor in her native Mexico if she had the cash.

Fortune magazine listed the actress as the second-richest Latin American in Hollywood, right behind that diva Jennifer Lopez.

She says, "It's a huge lie. It's very, very far from reality. I don't have that amount of money. Somebody sent me it and I laughed. It's a bit like a joke. Obviously I have never earned $100 million and I wouldn't even want to. With things as they are in Mexico, it bothers me that they put me in a group of millionaires with $100 million I don't have when there are so many people dying of hunger. If I had $100 million I would have retired and would be doing more things on an altruistic level than I can now. I would have opened centers in Mexico for violence against women and many other things."

LeoBardo...getting serious



Leo DiCaprio is ready to ask girlfriend Bar Rafaeli to move in with him, according to US mag. "Leo has fallen really hard for her," their source said.

Last month, the two visited Spain with Leo's mom and grandma. Bar's own mama, Zipi, said of her, "Her inner beauty is the fabulous part of her. She always said she was either going to be a top model or study psychology." Or date a famous Hollywood actor? "The only thing I wish for my daughter...is for her to be happy," Zipi said.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Don't forget...You're invited!



Be sure to check out VH1's special tonight My Fair Brady: We're Getting Married! Expect Chris Knight's dad, Ed Knight, to kick it up a notch....guaranteed wacky, fun-drunk entertainment!

VH1, Sunday, July 23 at 9/8c

Anna Nicole....oh well, she tried



Almost four weeks after the death of E. Pierce Marshall, his family says that they are more committed than ever in their battle against Anna Nicole for the family fortune.

"Nothing has changed from the family's standpoint as to how this case should end up and we will handle it as Pierce did, in his honor," the family said in a statement. Elaine Marshall, Pierce's widow, is now the estate representative. Hating it!

One of Smith's attorneys, actually thought Marshall's death might lead to a settlement. "Certainly, there is a fact that there will be a change in personalities involved," he said. "That opens up the possibility there will be a different attitude. Assets change hands. That is often a time when people want to access what is in their best interest.

Mimi's Big Girl Tour?





Mariah at the International Carthage Festival yesterday

Celeb quote/visual of the day



"I garden topless. I'll be in my garden, you know, just being natural."

Alyssa Milano

Friday, July 21, 2006

Dope detectives



Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell at the "Miami Vice" Los Angeles Premiere

Have a mouth





Ashicca Simpson performs at the Victoria's Secret PINK Party

Biel brings in 30k



Bidding on a date with Jessica Biel has raised $44,000 to help a teen who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident. The winning $30,000 bid came from a man who requested anonymity.

Biel's father said, "She has this opportunity to create a buzz that would provide some support and she's more than happy to do that." He said it was his daughter's idea to hold the auction for the date.

The purchased lunch date is set for Aug. 18

B and her 20 pound sack



Beyonce in New York

[X17]

Jessica and boyfriend to co-host



Jess Simpson chose Dane Cook to co-host with her at the Teen Choice Awards in August. She still says they are just good friends. Yeah, riiight. What about the photos of you two bonk buddies in Mexico??

She said, "I'm glad I'm doing it with Dane because he's used to the stage. I will be messing up, I'm sure, many times, but he's good at making it a good thing." She adds, "Dane is an awesome guy. He's in Vancouver shooting a movie right now. We talk a lot, but I'm not dating anybody."

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Limp engagement



"I have met a wonderful girl named Krista from Rhode Island and have asked her to marry me. She said yes and I am now proud to say that we are engaged to be married," Durst said.

Durst, 35, says he wanted to break the news himself before any rumors began. "I wanted to set the record straight, before it became something it is not. This is very special to me. I am loving life."

People

Plasticized





J Simpson on TRL yesterday

Celeb quote of the day



"I'm disappointed because my kids are growing out of Teletubbies and the Wiggles, and I wanted to continue watching them."

Johnny Depp

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Dan Baldwin pegs Hummer across LA



Daniel Baldwin is in police custody and could face DUI charges after crashing into a pair of parked cars while driving at about 80 mph through Los Angeles. Weeeee

A police spokesman said Baldwin was spotted weaving through traffic at 80 miles per hour in a silver Thunderbird. He ran a red light before crashing into two cars, including a Hummer which was launched 20 feet by the impact. Police say Baldwin was driving the car, a rental, with a suspended license.

TMZ

The return of Rob and Ambuh



The F-list Marianos have signed with Fox Reality to star in the network's first original "docudrama series".... The Rob and Amber Project.

The network has ordered 10 episodes of the show, which will follow the couple to Las Vegas, where Rob will try to become a professional gambler and Amber will try to support him in the venture. How exciting!

"We've grown up with Rob and Amber," Fox Reality general manager David Lyle said. "We've seen their first kiss on Survivor and watched their wedding. They're likeable and competitive. What Rob's trying to do now, it's probably every guy's dream and every girl's nightmare." The daymare starts in January....

Hot and single



Gisele heading home in New York...

No View...no husband



Rumor is that Al Reynolds, who married Star Jones in 2004, has already visited with divorce attorneys.

A spy witness in the attorney's building said, "Al walked up to the security desk and signed in to visit divorce lawyer Stanford Lotwin."

After two whole hours, Al tried to sneak out of the office when the spy tried to confront him, then "Al ran out of the building - almost knocking over a pregnant woman!" Visual of the day...

Still looking good



Cindy Crawford around town in Beverly Hills...you know she can't stop thinking about Brinkley

Scarlett on board



Scarlett Johansson is joining Natalie Portman and Eric Bana in the cast of The Other Boleyn Girl

Based on Philippa Gregory's bestselling novel, Scarlett will play Mary to Portman's Ann Boleyn, while Eric Bana takes on the role of Henry VIII.

Filming starts this fall in London, with Justin Chadwick filling the director's chair

Country dog



J Simpson at LAX

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Anderson to remarry Kid Rock



Anderson says on her website, "Yes. I'm finally getting remarried ...it's been a whirlwind...I'm moving on...I feel like I'm finally free....I'm in love. I'm happy....I see the light...sounds dramatic but it's true....."

People

Late Show with Kate





Hi everyone! weeee! Wait, what did you say to me? Hudson outside The Late Show With David Letterman

Celeb quote of the day



"Not only do I think women are from another planet, but I'm not even sure where that planet is. We don't understand each other. Women have the upper hand. They're all smarter. They can manipulate us in ways that we can never manipulate them."

Nick Lachey

Where am I?





Tarabile Reid in Bev Hills

Brinkley's husband had a teen lover



That dog! A New York teenager is considering legal action against Christie Brinkley's estranged husband, Peter Cook.

An attorney for 19-year-old Diana Bianchi claims Peter Cook caused "substantial and irreparable harm" when he showered her with luxurious gifts, including a Nissan Maxima, and then seduced her behind Brinkley's back.

Her attorney said, "It amounts to preying on an innocent, young and naive girl who would otherwise have no attraction to a 50-year-old man. He offered her money, a job, career advancement. And when he got her comfortable, he made his real intentions known."

Cook met Bianchi when she was 18 and working at a toy store in Southampton, Long Island and then hired her as his personal assistant at his architecture firm.

After she caught on, Brinkley grossed out and left. Her rep said, "She thought it would be best to be with her children in a different environment, to be a little more protective of what they will see, hear and come across in the news. It's temporary. They will be coming back. For me to say that she's not hurt or shocked, that would just be foolish."

Carmen & Dave split



After months of rumors, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have separated. Their rep says it's "amicable." They were married almost 3 years.

In April, Electra said, "We're fine! I'm not saying we have the perfect marriage or that we're the perfect couple, but we're pretty damn good." If there was any trouble, she said, "I wouldn't have my ring on. I would not walk around and pretend."

Monday, July 17, 2006

Ray Ray is straight up



Rachel Ray recently said, "I don't care about any fashion enough to give up food."

Asked how she manages her weight, "I don't," she said at the Television Critics Association's summer meeting. "I buy jeans with stretch. Everything I have has stretch in it. I haven't known my weight since I was 12. I have enough pressure."

Ray's new show debuts on Sept. 18. "I want to laugh and eat something in every show," she said. "It's very important to me that everything is accessible. People love that sort of friendly advice and that sense of community when you get advice from a peer instead of an expert."

"We're talkers in my family. We're very loud, talkative, volatile people," she said of her style. "I got a big mouth. My husband is a lot like me. He doesn't bruise easily."

Timberlake on the inhale



When asked if he'd ever want to be elected President of the United States, Timberlake told UK's Observer Music Monthly, "I've done way too many drugs already."

"I've already inhaled and I've already...who knows. I'm just like everyone else. I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down -- it's just I make sure there are no cameras around." Clever and cautious! Until now....

"What I really think is that I've never done anything that bad," he said. Uh huh. "I don't show up drunk to functions. The drugs that I do have been in my own private time. I've never been arrested -- though that's not to say that I won't!"

Halle's bob flop





Berry at the X-Men: The Last Stand Tokyo Premiere

Surprise!!



Tom Cruise made a surprise appearance at the Chicago International Film Festival gala honoring Steven Spielberg.

Cruise presented Spielberg with the Golden Hugo award. Tom said, "I've seen every one of his films many, many times. I actually study his films."

Ferret Care 101





[X17]

Daddy Pitt update



Brad said that having kids has been the best thing he has done so far. "It really changes your perspective on the world," he said on the Today show. "You know, I've had my day. I made some films, and I've really had a very fortunate life, and it's time for me to share that a little bit."

"You feel you want to be there and not miss out on anything. It's a true joy and a very profound love. You can write a book, you can make a movie, you can paint a painting, but having kids is the most extraordinary thing I've ever taken on," he said. He added, "I'm so tired of thinking about myself. I'm sick of myself."

And of Shiloh, he said, "Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment."

Avril Lavigne marries rocker



Avril Lavigne wed Deryck Whibley, guitarist and front man for the band Sum 41, on Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, California. She wore a Vera Wang gown and carried a bouquet of white roses.

Lavigne, 21, and Whibley, 26, have been together for two years. He proposed in Venice, Italy, in June 2005, while Lavigne was on her European tour. One that will last? Who cares...keep moving

Celeb quote of the day



"I was recently at Buckingham Palace. I know this is wrong, but I just wanted to steal an ashtray."

Kevin Spacey

Friday, July 14, 2006

Rode hard





Pam Anderson....still frying in St Tropez (that man in the background is your boyfriend)

For the love of GOD



Bitch did it again

Celeb quote of the day



"Marcia Cross made the mistake of getting married the same weekend as Nicole Kidman. Her marriage went straight to video."

David Spade

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Quick pics

The ESPY Awards at the Kodak Theatre


Matthew McConaughey


Janet Jackson


Jake Gyllenhaal


Shaun White and Carmen Electra


Mariah


Kiefer Sutherland and Venus Williams

Celeb quote of the day



"I've become like the guy in relationships. Lately, I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship."

Lindsay Lohan (above- filming a scene in Georgia Rule)

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

It's gonna getcha

Let's coordinate tonight



B and Jay Z around town

Hey there, health!



Gwyneth Paltrow in NY

Christie Brinkley and husband separate



Christie Brinkley and her fourth husband, architect Peter Cook, are divorcing after 10 years of marriage.

"Yes, it's true. The couple has separated," publicist Elliot Mintz said. Brinkley and Cook, 47, have a daughter, Sailor, 8.

Brinkley, 52, was previously married to artist Jean-François Allaux (1973-81), singer Billy Joel (1985-94) and developer Richard Taubman (1994-95). She and Joel have a 20-year-old daughter, Alexa, and she and Taubman have an 11-year-old son, Jack, whom Cook adopted after he and Brinkley wed in 1996.

"Christie's immediate concern is for her children, and she's hoping during this obviously difficult time that people will be kind enough to respect her privacy," Mintz said.

People

Celeb quote of the day



"Hey, I've got a cute little booty, and I know how to work it. I think every girl should work what she has."

Fergie

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Molly and Dupree



Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson at the You, Me & Dupree Premiere

Pink Floyd co-founder Syd Barrett dies



Syd Barrett, the "troubled genius who co-founded Pink Floyd but spent his last years in reclusive anonymity," has died. He was 60.

A spokesperson said Barrett died several days ago, but she did not disclose the cause of death.

Barrett co-founded Pink Floyd in 1965 with Roger Waters, Nick Mason and Rick Wright, and wrote many of the band's early songs.

Barrett spent much of the rest of his life living quietly in his hometown of Cambridge. A small, private funeral will be held

Dunkadelic



Snoop Dogg and Usher at "A Midsummer Night's Dream Celebrity and All-Star Basketball Game" at the Staples Center

Perfection





Kate Bosworth at a "Superman Returns" Paris photocall

Liu & Murphy start filming



Lucy Liu and Cillian Murphy are set to star in the romantic comedy Watching the Detectives

Detectives centers on a film noir buff (Murphy) whose world is turned upside down when a beautiful, unpredictable femme fatale (Liu) provides far more adventure than he ever experienced -- and possibly more than he can handle.


Paul Soter, a member of Broken Lizard, the comedy troupe behind "Super Troopers" and the upcoming "Beerfest," wrote the script and is making his directorial debut on the movie. Shooting is due to start this week in New York.

Why Kathy Griffin had to leave her clown



Kathy Griffin told Larry King that her marriage to Matthew Moline fell apart after she discovered he'd stolen $72,000 from her. Umm, that will do it.

Griffin said that Moline had taken the money from her bank accounts over an 18-month period.

"My ex-husband, without my knowledge, was sneaking into my wallet when I was asleep in the mornings and taking my ATM cards of my own private accounts and withdrawing money," she said.

"He admitted it and apologized and ... we went to couples therapy," she continued. "I really wanted to make it work. Unfortunately, we were not able to get beyond the trust issue."

Until her leg give out



LeAnn Rimes canceled three concerts this week because she is to undergo surgery for a leg infection.

Rimes is scheduled for surgery today in Los Angeles. She suffered a "tear in the tissue" of one of her legs. "It's a minor surgery, but because of the infection it was urgent that she takes care of it right away," her publicist said. Shiver factor: 7

Celeb quote of the day



"Maybe I could do a ballad album, or maybe I'll write a musical, or I might direct a film and do all the music in the film, you know what I mean? Anything's possible."

Madonna, on her next move

Make sure you get a snap of the car seat





Federline out with his kids Kori 4, and Caleb, 2

X17

Perfect skin care ad



Kate Beckinsale in LA

Monday, July 10, 2006

No worries



Model couple Gabriel Aubrey & Halle Berry in Hollywood

Pirate parts





Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Tokyo photocall

The quiet Angelina



Sharon Stone has reportedly adopted another baby boy. Reports say she adopted the newborn, named Quinn, last month.

"He's absolutely adorable and the apple of his mommy's eye," a friend told OK! "Sharon is tickled blue."

Quinn joins brothers Roan, 6, and Laird, 1.

Red hot



Kate Hudson and her abs have fun in the sun

Wake up! It's Monday



Photo: X17

Angelina the man eater



Angelina Jolie is already going back to work. She will lend her voice to the DreamWorks animated feature Kung Fu Panda, in which her character, Tigress, will teach martial arts to Po the Panda (voiced by Jack Black)

Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan, Ian McShane and Lucy Liu are also in the cast

Celeb quote of the day



Simple Life is a reality show and people might assume it's real. But it's fake. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself. So before I started the show I thought I'd make a character like the movies. Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together, with a rich girl all-in-one. Even my voice is different from me in real life. It's a character I like to play. I think its carefree and happy. The public thinks they know me but they really don't."

P Hilton

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Game point



Anna Kournikova in a world team tennis match in Delaware

Man of Steel



Brandon Routh at a "Superman Returns" Press Conference

Celeb quote of the day



"This might be the one movie that I maybe should give my mother a little heads up on. She might want to go see Cars for the second time instead."

Owen Wilson, on his nudity in You, Me and Dupree

Friday, July 07, 2006

Gisele vs. Bar Rafaeli



Gisele has told Victoria's Secret: it's either her or Bar! Gisele found out the company is pursuing Bar, 21, as a model. A friend said Gisele is "angry" about it.

So much that Bundchen apparently has threatened to never work for them again. Bar is dating Gisele's ex of four years, Leo DiCaprio. Sounds like Gisele is real happy for them

Gisele is reportedly paid only $5 million a year to rep Victoria's Secret. Her rep had "no comment." Thanks for confirming!

From handbags to hotels



Nicky Hilton is going to open her "own hotel." Hilton plans to renovate interiors of two existing buildings to open the Nicky O South Beach project in Miami later this year.

Named after Hilton, whose middle name is Olivia, the new hotel will feature a $5,000-a-night penthouse suite designed by Roberto Cavalli.

She said, "I've been around hotels my whole life, and I know a good hotel when I see one." Hilton's new 94-room boutique/condo accommodation will include entertainment news tickers in the elevator and a new signature scent.

Baby Crowe is here



Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer have welcomed a baby boy. Tennyson Spencer Crowe was born at 7:27 a.m. on Friday in Australia at Sydney's Royal North Shore hospital, and weighed in at 8 lbs.

"Mother, father and baby are doing extremely well," his rep said. Crowe, 42, and Spencer, 35, are also parents to 3 year old son Charles Spencer Crowe.

People

Celeb quote of the day



"I've been craving peanut butter and mayonnaise fried-cheese sandwiches."

Anna Nicole Smith, on her uh...pregnancy cravings

Don't forget the foil!





Pink and Carey Hart on the 4th of July in Venice

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Lohan's new frontal elevation

Soap star Benjamin Hendrickson found



As the World Turns star Benjamin Hendrickson was found over the weekend- shot from an apparent suicide.

Since 1985, the 55-year-old Hendrickson played police chief Hal Munson on the hit daytime soap, winning a Daytime Emmy for the role in 2003. That same year, his mother passed away from cancer and the actor had reportedly been depressed over her death. He also appeared in "Another World" and "Guiding Light."

His final appearance on "As the World Turns" will be broadcast on July 12.

Nicole Richie and....her dad's friend?



Nicole Richie is reportedly dating Jeff Goldblum. Apparently he was her childhood crush. Goldbloom is only 30 years younger...what?

They have been spotted around Hollywood having dinner and all that good stuff. Until recently, Goldblum was engaged to Catherine Wreford, 24. Reps for both celebs denied the rumors...but of course

Baked & glazed



Just like a doughnut....Lindsay Lohan at her 20th birthday celebration

J Lo who??





Jessica Biel in LA, wow

Survivor winner is a sick LOSER



The winner of Survivor: Thailand, Brian Heidik was arrested Tuesday after his wife called Atlanta police to report that he had shot a puppy with a bow and arrow. He was taken into custody and later released on a $6,000 bond.

Police said that Heidik, 38, fired an arrow at a 16-week-old shepherd mix named Edgar that had wandered into his yard. The puppy was hit below his rib cage and survived.

Heidik's wife told police that her estranged husband (the two are currently separated but still living together...RUN) had been out with friends the night of the shooting and that she woke up at about 3:30 a.m. to the sound of a dog crying. On the porch, she saw Heidik shoot the bow and arrow at the pup and then heard the Heidik say, "I am tired of stupid dogs on my back porch."

She then locked herself, their five-year-old son and another dog that had been wandering outside into one of their bathrooms, where she proceeded to call the police. Noooo kidding

Charmaine said that since Heidik's Survivor stint he has been "spiraling out of control. I don't think he's ever adapted to real life since then," she said. "He thinks he can do anything. He thinks he's invincible." Gag

If you want my body...and you think I'm sexy





Rachel Hunter in Barbados...your "song stuck in my head" for today

J Lo will go voodoo on your ass



J Lo's ex-husband, Ojani Noa, claims that Lopez cast "voodoo" spells on him and other lovers, according to the Post

"She was doing bad things to a lot of people," Noa said. "She was doing all this religious bullshit ... to me, to her second husband Cris Judd, to Puffy Combs, to Marc Anthony." Like what?! How bizarre

Lopez had paid Noa $150,000 to keep his big mouth shut. J Lo says he has been running around to the tabloids and book shopping as fast as he can. She said he even had the balls to ask for $5 million to stop.

"I live in a free country," Noa said."I can express myself. I can talk and say whatever I want to. No?"

Reps for Lopez and Combs declined to comment on the super freaky voodoo yesterday.

I'm freeee!



Lil' Kim after release

Celeb quote of the day



"Acting against her was like taking a cold bath of terror every day. I was always ready to wet my pants."

Anne Hathaway, on Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Good God





Stick Beckham and her chesticles in Germany

Celeb quote of the day



"I was speechless sitting next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars. I can't remember what he said to me. Everyone asked if he tried to hit on me, but he didn't. It's actually kind of embarrassing that he didn't."

Keira Knightley, on her "juiciest celeb encounter"

Don't look at my stomach!




L Lohan in Malibu at The Smashbox Beach House, July 4th

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Boney glam



Keira at a Pirates of the Caribbean gig in the UK

The St. Tropez way







Pam Anderson checks her goods on a yacht in St Tropez

Happy 4th biatches!



Hope you all have a crazy, fun 4th of July....stay safe....God Bless AMERICA!!!

The comical couple



Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy hit a concert last week

People

Celeb quote of the day



"I was so thankful that Angelina had that baby, and how gorgeous is she? She's had the baby so it takes away from me."

Denise Richards

Shiloh and Kingston have already hooked up



Kingston Rossdale and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt had a hot baby playdate on Sunday. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani joined Angelina and Brad at the couple's Santa Barbara home during the weekend.

Gwen and Ang were seen with matching baby slings and chatting while Pitt and Rossdale enjoyed a bit of jet skiing.

"Jolie and Pitt's son Maddox was seen hanging out with the boys, while the couple's 18-month old daughter Zahara, was spotted toddling about enjoying the sun." The estate was heavily guarded by officers on dune buggies, patrol boats and rafts, as well as dogs posted around the properties perimeter. That kind of takes the fun out...

Monday, July 03, 2006

Hop into the married life





Nicole and Keith are back from their honeymoon...nice ride

Wicka, wicka...uhhh





Tommy Lee spins at the opening of Ghost Bar in Dallas

Have some Faith



Faith Hill has been voted country music's most beautiful woman, according to a reader poll in Country Weekly magazine.

"To thousands of fans, Faith embodies the ideal woman who really 'has it all'-- classic beauty, a superstar career, a great marriage to Tim McGraw and three lovely daughters," the article says. "No other country star projects a sexier, more stunning image."

Her husband, McGraw, finished No. 4 in the magazine's recent poll on country's sexiest man, with Keith Urban topping the list.

Celeb quote of the day



"I thought it was the goal to end up in a multimillion-dollar apartment. But I ended up in one, and I went, 'this sucks.'"

John Mayer

Tarafied



Tara Reid at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas