Saturday, March 17, 2007

Bobby Brown replaces Flavor Flavvvv

Bobby Brown will to star in a new reality show, "Dating Bobby Brown" on the WB network. Twenty classy to trashy women will compete for the freak.

"Bobby has already pitched a few ideas and is hoping producers will agree to them. He believes the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so he's planning to have the women cook for him while they parade around in thong bikinis."

Also, "He wants the girls to line up and see who can do the best impersonation of Whitney while wearing her wigs." He's a supa freak...supa freak

Sources also say that "he will have the girls do 'dirty dancing competitions' because he wants to make sure his new girlfriend is talented enough to be a backup dancer for him." Backup dancer? Does he sing or something?

The Enquirer


Anonymous said...

Oh good. Yet ANOTHER reason for me NOT to watch the WB.

Jon said...

this is gonna be a fabulous train wreck. excellent!!!

H*B*I*C said...

Wouldn't it be the CW? The WB doesn't exist anymore.

msbunny said...

there needs to be a crack smoking contest, who can make the best homemade crackpipe, and who can cook up the best batch of meth!

d mumsie said...

Why doesn't just work some clubs? I'm sure people would entertain having Whitney's X sour note his rappin' for a while just out of curosity, and to razz him..
There are um.. 'women?' out there that would do anything to be on film or TV,.. Even pretend to like this ugh-a-lee creep! Remember Bobby, your 'ex' won't pay out for any more babies, so keep it clean and legal!!

Anonymous said...

I think Bobby is a genuinely nice guy .... I enjoyed the other show - Whitney seems to be the one with the problem. Go Bobby!


The CW or the WB who in the hell cares? This can't be called entertaiment. It's a waste of time and I agree just another reason not to watch!

Kim in B-more said...

Why do all the black men have to be portrayed as no-good baby daddies or lazy buffoons, living off of their women?!

I KNOW there are countless loving, hard-working, head of their family (1 per person), decent black men out there. Why don't they make a show about them instead of the "Amos & Andy Show - 2007".

Don't be fooled!!! It's a plot against us!! We glorify these shows and send the message to our youngsters that it's okay to be or have a man that gets locked-up repeatedly; sleep with multiple women (putting them all at risk for STD's including HIV -- black women are making up the largest group of newly diagnosed cases!!) and has no apparent goals or self worth!!

Wake up and boycott!! It's the only way to make the producers and advertisers come up with "responsible" programming.

Pops said...

Who gives a ...............!

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