Weirdo Brit shops naked, steals wig

Us Weekly reports that on November 18, Britney Spears visited the Hustler Store in West Hollywood. Spears tried to grab a bunch of panties and try them on in the dressing room. Ewwuh. Store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the grisly scene says. "She was really upset."

"She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes," a disgusted witness said.

Spears allegedly threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boy shorts in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on!

An eyewitness told Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."

"The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card." As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!" Oh you know it was for herself. Fuhreak!

Us Magazine