Thursday, September 29, 2005

Celeb quote of the day



I have really small, tiny ankles that I don't like. I used to want to have a bigger chest, but now I like being flat. Clothes fit better and I really don't need a bra."

Nicole Richie, if she could change her body

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Has this bitch erased the time she used to eat from her mind? She used to have big knockers.

What about changing those giant feet? She is short and her feet look like size 10 or 11.

shrimpfriedrice said...

"And my head is GINOURMOUS!"

Anonymous said...

she looks positively ill. Girl, go and eat something.

Chick said...

She looks like a clothes hanger.

Anonymous said...

I want to slap those fucking glasses off of her fucking face.

Anonymous said...

Nicole...

Yeah... hi. This is Karen Carpenter. Yeah,
I know, I'm dead. No, no, thank you, I have free nights and minutes.

Anyway...

From beyond the land of the living, I'm begging you. Please eat a sandwich. No.. I don't care if you're not hungry. Wait! Don't hang up!

Oh, damnit.

neal gardner said...

that was interesting. interventions can be so unexpected sometimes...

shoes said...

does this bitch ever think about her gigantic alien head