Simpson sisters are called out

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and have been "dismissed" by legendary photographer David LaChapelle as "everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art". Oh no, he said it out loud.

The bitter words stem from an argument between the two parties about a Rolling Stone cover shoot gone wrong. "We've worked with everyone from Madonna to Janet Jackson, and have never had someone so on-again, off-again as the Simpsons," claims LaChapelle's producing partner Fred Torres.

"I was only doing it because of my relationship with Rolling Stone," said LaChapelle. "We were going to try and make the Simpsons look cool. I realize now that is an impossible task."