Colin...a cartoon in bed?

A brunette was invited to Farrell's hotel for a quickie before his London premiere a couple of weeks ago. Poor Colin.

She said, "He must have told me I was beautiful eight times. I like bad boys. But he was too nice. He kept telling me how beautiful I was and I thought, just shut up" Seriously, this ho was ready. Apparently she is Woody Allen's former au pair. Ohhhh. Okay.

"He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse. Maybe he has lots of women because he's not that good in bed. Maybe they don't want to stay."

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