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This week's US magazine reports that on January 7, Britney Spears showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school and tried to pick up some children. What on earth?

A witness told US Weekly a "scantily clad" Britney was sitting in her car outside of the school, smoking and talking to herself for a good 10 minutes. The school source said she approached Spears to see if she was okay.

"She was rambling and confused," the source said. "She said, 'I'm here to pick up my kids.' Then changed her story to 'They aren't my kids, I have a new attorney and I came to pick them up for her.'" The witness said, "All I could think was, who in there right mind would let her pick up their kids?"

Commotion started as children started to leave for the day. "Some of the kids were freaked out," claims a school witness. Britney was escorted to the back entrance where she left alone. Okay. Starting to get scary........Go watch this. Seriously. Watch it.

Us Weekly