Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Jessica Simpson nearly smacked with hotdog



Yeah you heard me. Supposedly Johnny Knoxville had to be stopped by Sean William Scott from playing a scary/bizarre prank on Jessica. How bad is it when Sean W. Scott is the mature one here?

Absolutenow said, "Johnny wanted to re-enact a joke his father had played on him when he was growing up. He wanted to run a lukewarm hot dog through Jessica's lips while she was taking a nap on set, and then pretend to zip his pants when she woke up. Sean thought it was hysterical but convinced Johnny that Jess would be totally traumatized."

You *have* to make sure it is lukewarm.

7 comments:

Snakedriver said...

I tried it on my sister. That is such a cool trick!!!!

Michael Paul said...

YOur poor Sister!!!

Lilly and Willow said...

I have never heard of this. I must pass the idea down to a couple of my more outrageous friends.

shoes said...

snakedriver must be from west virginia

instead of the hot dog knoxville just fed her his cock. everytime nick kisses her he tastes johnny's cock

ethans_mommy_1905 said...

omfg, why did you stop him scott why, it would have been hillarious. I wish jessica would just go somewhere...

oregano said...

I just saw the preview for the upcoming Dukes of Hazard movie. She is playing Daisy Duke - surprised me.

Anonymous said...

Ewww ... The One Guy Did that 2 His Sister What A Fucken Insest Screw-up!! Mmm.. Nick L. I want You In My Pants.