Friday, July 22, 2005

Poor Courtney



Courtney Love fainted at a party yesterday and was taken to the hospital. Apparently she "blacked out" and is recuperating at home.

Love said, "I don't quite know what happened, It was very hot I had two Diet Cokes I started feeling really woozy. I decided to go to the private cabana that they'd given me to use I must have fainted. A friend called an ambulance, and I woke up in hospital on a breathing machine. They didn't keep me there long."

Courtney had a negative drug test just last week and insisted,"I didn't work for a year on sobriety to blow it. You have my word on that"

mtv.com

2 comments:

neal gardner said...

translation:

Love said, "I don't quite know what happened,"...

...because her face was buried on some guy's pelvis and she couldn't quite see or hear what was going on around her.

"It was very hot"...

ummmm...

"I had two Diet Cokes"...

Columbian Marching Powder for the calorie-counting generation?

"I started feeling really woozy."

translation: "I usually don't swallow, but the guy offered me a fresh, new twenty."

"I decided to go to the private cabana"...

...to visit the cabana boy, who is hung like a Clydesdale.

"I woke up in hospital on a breathing machine."...

...with a weird feeling of deja vu.

"They didn't keep me there long."...

...because I hadn't paid the bill on my last 837 visits.

(sorry for the long post, but i despise courtney love)

Vermont Neighbor said...

Hard to love Courtney. Hay, hard tolike anythingabout her. I'll give her benefit of the doubt and hope she just has a fragile body (too much drug use) and maybe the heat wave really did get to her.

She hasn't lifted her panties on Letterman in awhile, so maybe she's trying her best to stay sober. When she doesn't make news... that's news.